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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11325 on: 27 May 2017, 03:29:22 pm »
I just blocked his number and sent it to all of my friends so they could do exactly the same. Because I'm such a fucking bitch  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11326 on: 28 May 2017, 04:48:34 pm »
A guy once asked me to accompany him out for dinner with a remote controlled dildo inserted that he could operate at will. I was making faces but manage it all the way through the main course. But then I spilled my tiramisu on my dress.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11327 on: 28 May 2017, 06:57:03 pm »
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Hi, I'm S**** from ******** living in ****** I've been in the national news for being stabbed, so I'd like to meet with you to have some fun. I need to be very discreet. Thanks x

WTF?  ???

So, being assaulted makes him a celebrity now?

I think someone is having a joke  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11328 on: 28 May 2017, 10:03:23 pm »
Via text:

Hi, I'm S**** from ******** living in ****** I've been in the national news for being stabbed, so I'd like to meet with you to have some fun. I need to be very discreet. Thanks x

WTF?  ???

So, being assaulted makes him a celebrity now?

I think someone is having a joke  ::)
He needs to be very discrete so he points out he was in the news..

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11329 on: 29 May 2017, 07:08:09 am »
A guy once asked me to accompany him out for dinner with a remote controlled dildo inserted that he could operate at will. I was making faces but manage it all the way through the main course. But then I spilled my tiramisu on my dress.

LOOOOOOL, you just made my day!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11330 on: 29 May 2017, 03:01:56 pm »
He needs to be very discrete so he points out he was in the news..

Ha! Exactly  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11331 on: 30 May 2017, 01:46:42 pm »
Got these from a Reg I've cut contact with as he's started taking the piss about time keeping and the way he speaks to me "I'm not going to kiss you, I don't know where you've been" for example.

Client @ 11.29:
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hi jess...just wondered if you are available today or not . your page is a bit confusing if you are or not ..

george

Me @ 11.44:
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Heya hun

Thanks for your message!

Yes I'm working today, my full availability is on my profile, just look for the time you would like and if it does not say BOOKED then I am available at that time

Just pop in a booking request for the time that's best for you and I'll send you my location and contact details

See you soon!

xxx

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hi jess..
this is actually steve here . i have tried ringing and texting you as well as messaging and placing a bookin with you .. all get blocked or instantly deleted . i have seen you quite a few times and we seemed to get on great . have i done something to upset you that has caused you to block me . if you want me blocked then of course that is up to you. i just cant think of the reason . whatever it is could you give ne a chance to rectify it ..

Client @ 12.32:
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hi...i really enjoyed seeing you and i thought we had got on well . you may or may not remember me ? bald head .. leg tattoo.
anyways ... i really cant think as to what i have done and i have been trying to contact you for about three weeks ... i text you straight out of our last meeting and i have never heard back anything and now blocked on here and on phone ...

Client @ 12.56:
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hi jess ...as you have read but not replied ...i assume that you wont.
it will have to be a mystery as to what suddenly made you block me , genuinly have no idea

i understand if you dont want to speak for whatever your reason. it would have been nice to know what i have done to cause this but i suppose i will never know . i could have booked as someone else but i would rather have chatted first..

thanks anyways ...

steve x

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Hi Steve,

I'm glad you have enjoyed seeing me, but I won't be taking any further bookings with you.

I don't normally justify why when I blacklist a client but as you know I'm screening your calls and messages but persist in contacting me anyway, I will tell you why. It's taken me so long to reply as I was waiting for a friend's in put as to if I was being too harsh by telling you the truth but as you have continued to ask:

I don't enjoy seeing you, I don't like the way you speak to me or your sense of humour. No other client makes me feel as cheap as you manage to without even trying. I genuinely enjoy my work so anyone who makes me feel negatively about it is not welcome as a client. As I don't believe you're doing it intentionally I have seen you on several occasions to see if we do click, but sadly this hasn't happened so I'm no longer prepared to see you.

I wish you luck in finding another girl to see regularly and hope you find your personalities more suited.

Take care

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hi...that has genuinly suprised me ...i have never been negative to you and wonder if you have gotten me mixed up. i have been nothing but nice to you .

i think i am a nice bloke but you obviosly dont . i am sorry you feel that way but honestly i dont know why and i do wonder if you have me mixed with someone else...


that has made me quite upset that you feel that way ....

So hang on a sec!

He's a complete tosser to me, above and beyond the normal levels of tosserishness we get from guys, I make it clear by rejecting his calls and messages that I want no contact so he creates a false alias to engage in conversation with me, showing 0 respect for my wishes and then has the nerve to say I've hurt his feelings by telling the truth he's so desperate to hear???

Why the fuck would you pester someone with the above messages plus 44 blocked calls if you don't want to hear what they have to say? 

x

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hi can you give me at least one example of what i have done whi h is so wrong ... i dont mean to keep bothering you but i am genuinly upset that you think i am so horrible .

i will leave you alone after this ...i apologise

thanks steve
« Last Edit: 30 May 2017, 02:22:47 pm by Jessi_Black »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11332 on: 30 May 2017, 03:16:04 pm »
Is this guy a fireman by any chance? Also what area is this as I think it may be a guy I've had to block also? For acting exactly the same x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11333 on: 30 May 2017, 04:10:21 pm »
He could well be, he's certainly got the build for it

I'm based in Northumberland

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11334 on: 30 May 2017, 04:20:55 pm »
@Jessi Black

My first ever client was like this. I saw him twice, one outcall and one incall and then after that decided I didn't want to see him anymore.

First, he was incredibly nosey. Wanted to know everything about me. So much so I thought he was going to raid my bins or something. Then he was passive aggressive, complaining I hadn't written a review for him like I had done for clients I had met via AW. He booked me through another site. I explained this to him.

Now 18 months later, he emails me again to say he would really like to see me and he hopes I change my mind about seeing him. I told him at the time I didn't think our personalities were suited rather than tell him the blantant truth for fear of making him want revenge etc.

It's men like this who I will NEVER SEE AGAIN if they can't take no for an answer. They haven't got one brain cell IMO  ::)
« Last Edit: 30 May 2017, 04:22:29 pm by Gypsy »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11335 on: 31 May 2017, 12:39:18 pm »
I had someone similar this week.  I refused to meet as he deliberately tried to be unpleasant with sarcasm in his message, which I pointed out to him.   I don't put up with this sort of demeaning attitude towards escorts.   He kept messaging.  I gave him a warning in the end.  Unless he stops sending me these unpleasant messages with negativity towards "escorts" generally, I will go to the Police.   I actually meant it, no one needs to put up with that.   I have got his phone number, he's easily traceable if you went to the Police.  Some of these men think they are hiding behind the computer screen safely and anonymously.   That's why they do it.   

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11336 on: 05 June 2017, 08:28:15 pm »
Email:
"I'm looking for someone to fill a hole in my life. I live near xxx and would be looking for irregular mid week day time liaisons.
I'm a little shy so location would preferably be discrete.
Please let me know if that works for you."

Well he wont be filling any of my holes any time soon but at least he's honest.  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11337 on: 05 June 2017, 10:48:12 pm »
Why do they persist on wanting to see you when they've been ignored/blocked. In my opinion, a client does not need explaining to as to why he is blocked nor should he message to express his feelings or ask why he is blocked. Just find yourself another prositute to fuck.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11338 on: 06 June 2017, 10:29:40 am »
Why do they persist on wanting to see you when they've been ignored/blocked. In my opinion, a client does not need explaining to as to why he is blocked nor should he message to express his feelings or ask why he is blocked. Just find yourself another prositute to fuck.

+1 to this! Some of them even go to the trouble of picking up a new sim card so they can get around your block - what the hell? Surely if you tried hard enough you could find another working girl in this county pal  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11339 on: 06 June 2017, 01:27:03 pm »
Got a text today

Hi so sorry to tx (1. I don't accept texts re a booking) I'm looking for a booking on the 10th or 11th as a surprise treat for my wife she's always wanted to see me with another woman (fantasist) and you look fantastic she would watch then join in as she's bi can you please let me know if you are available and interested in a booking it would be an overnight (2. I don't do overnights) outcall (3. I don't do outcalls) . I no you're straight (4. Yes I am and I don't offer 3somes) but I'm sure you would enjoy no pressure but just slow fun thanks