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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11280 on: 14 May 2017, 04:44:10 pm »

However men who use terms like babe,hun,darling tend to be the types who think it is like tinder and they often do it in a condescending way like we are bimbos.
It shows lack of uderstanding on their part that they are setting up a paid meet rather than chatting up some silly young thing on a dating site.
It smacks to me of 'trying too hard' to butter us up and it works against them for me as it comes across as too familiar from a client I haven't even met yet.
They need to realise that 'Hello Bibi,Could I come to see you on Wednesday for an hour at 2pm' is more reassuring in terms of what I think about them,whereas 'Hey babe,you available sexy?' makes me not take them seriously.

Thank you, Bibi.  The postman, supermarket checkout, etc. "love" is quite normal and it's often used in civvie life and it's friendly and pleasant.  Didn't know men would use it to each other, though in Yorkshire.  ;D  I wouldn't take "sexy" seriously anymore after being bitten by these "type" of men.  There are loads of truths in what you say.  Sadly, it's easier to avoid men these days, who use these oxymoronic terms when speaking to us.   I once told one man "I'm a mature, middle-aged woman, I prefer you stop calling me "gorgeous" or "sexy". I felt insulted.  This one is since blocked, not interested in throwing a bone for free or for less.   :-\ 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11281 on: 14 May 2017, 07:40:50 pm »
oxymoronic terms

FYI, an oxymoron is a phrase which contradicts itself.
"heavy as a feather, light as lead" [shakespeare reference for the nerdy win]
"submissive domination"
"rainy sunshine"
"compassionate conservatism"
showing my age here :D

The "BB" "hun" guys are just plain old morons!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11282 on: 16 May 2017, 10:00:46 am »
Deffo silly season..in less than 15 mins I have had 2 emails on AW one asking for a bj for 20 and the other from a bloke with all negative feedback asking for an overnight outcall for his wife (I neither do outcalls or overnights and wouldn't even do a 15 min quickie with a guy with such shit feedback!)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11283 on: 16 May 2017, 11:49:02 am »
And now 2 lots of 'Are you working today's?'  but then no reply when I say yes and someone texting wondering if I would be interested in them booking me..what is wrong with people?Can't anyone just be straight forward with their comms?Feels like the twilight zone so far and it's only 11:50am!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11284 on: 16 May 2017, 12:17:01 pm »
?60/30m/nowish?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11285 on: 16 May 2017, 08:35:38 pm »
So I get this text today. I know it's shocking but this is what it said. Terrible grammar and all.




 Wud u love&enjoy wen u cum2me&I open my door2u u push ur way in past me with force&make me lock us in then u force me2da floor&grab hold of both my legs&start2drag across da floor2da other side of da room as u say2me ur coming with me my piece of white meat so I can hold u down with my strong muscular legs as I force u2suck&lick my pussy till u make me cum then i'll grab ur legs roll u over from ur back on 2ur belly&pull ur legs back2wards ur head then u forcibly take me up stairs2da bedroom push me on2da bed as u get undressed dats wen I will go along da landing dats wen u cum after me force me2da floor&grab hold of both my legs&start2drag me off2da bedroom again as u say2me ur coming with me my piece of white meat so stop trying2get away cos u can't ok my white piece of meat. Then u tie my hands up securely2da bed&force me2lick&suck ur pussy. Then u grab hold hold of my legs1@a time&pull them down tightly&tie them up securely so I can't move then u suck&drain my hard cock dry of all its hot creamy cum&then u tell me I'm not letting u go cos I'm going2love&enjoy eating u up alive ok my white piece of meat ur mine now4ever ok my white piece of meat. Hope u like this idea. As I'll b at ur mercy all the way through the session.XX??

White type of absolute idiot thinks of this and what sort of absolute idiot writes like this? I though I had seen it all but Jesus Christ.

And he was surprised when I told him I did not want to see him.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11286 on: 16 May 2017, 08:42:05 pm »
So I get this text today. I know it's shocking but this is what it said. Terrible grammar and all.




 Wud u love&enjoy wen u cum2me&I open my door2u u push ur way in past me with force&make me lock us in then u force me2da floor&grab hold of both my legs&start2drag across da floor2da other side of da room as u say2me ur coming with me my piece of white meat so I can hold u down with my strong muscular legs as I force u2suck&lick my pussy till u make me cum then i'll grab ur legs roll u over from ur back on 2ur belly&pull ur legs back2wards ur head then u forcibly take me up stairs2da bedroom push me on2da bed as u get undressed dats wen I will go along da landing dats wen u cum after me force me2da floor&grab hold of both my legs&start2drag me off2da bedroom again as u say2me ur coming with me my piece of white meat so stop trying2get away cos u can't ok my white piece of meat. Then u tie my hands up securely2da bed&force me2lick&suck ur pussy. Then u grab hold hold of my legs1@a time&pull them down tightly&tie them up securely so I can't move then u suck&drain my hard cock dry of all its hot creamy cum&then u tell me I'm not letting u go cos I'm going2love&enjoy eating u up alive ok my white piece of meat ur mine now4ever ok my white piece of meat. Hope u like this idea. As I'll b at ur mercy all the way through the session.XX??

White type of absolute idiot thinks of this and what sort of absolute idiot writes like this? I though I had seen it all but Jesus Christ.

And he was surprised when I told him I did not want to see him.
Am I the only one who finds it impossible to read this to the end and cant make head nor tail of what he is saying?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11287 on: 16 May 2017, 09:37:54 pm »
I couldn't understand it barely. I had another yesterday telling me he had a problem down below called an over active growth spurt issue. I told him I didn't care what the size of his penis was as long as it didn't resemble a horses and I did not care as long as he paid the hourly rate. No reply. And got a lovely picture of how big it looks in his trousers with his face blurred out. When his WhatsApp picture was actually a picture of him. Some people must think we are stupid. I am more baffled at the guy who sent me the horrendously worded giant error of a message being shocked that I refused to see him. My life is numerous.  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11288 on: 17 May 2017, 07:37:46 am »
A guy who has emailed me at 130 am in the middle of the night what is going on in their minds to think I am sat at my laptop at that hour?  Asking 'Are you available'.

Must have been drunk/high.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11289 on: 17 May 2017, 07:46:52 am »
A guy who has emailed me at 130 am in the middle of the night what is going on in their minds to think I am sat at my laptop at that hour?  Asking 'Are you available'.

Must have been drunk/high.

I get this a lot when I press book Available Today on AW

If you block book it goes on at midnight so the late night guys think you are literally available right then lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11290 on: 17 May 2017, 03:17:31 pm »
A client phones up and asks me is my hair the same as in the photos. I said yes it is but next week I change the colour of. He then said can you take them out as he likes natural hair. I then politely said sure there are other escorts with natural hair. Ok Thank you Bye.

I had my hair natural for 4 years, clients don't choose my hair.  If they are not happy then move on its simple don't try to change me.

It is enough giving my body up but no they want more. Okay I accept uniform requests that is as far as thier dictation goes.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11291 on: 17 May 2017, 04:45:58 pm »
A client phones up and asks me is my hair the same as in the photos. I said yes it is but next week I change the colour of. He then said can you take them out as he likes natural hair. I then politely said sure there are other escorts with natural hair. Ok Thank you Bye.

I had my hair natural for 4 years, clients don't choose my hair.  If they are not happy then move on its simple don't try to change me.

It is enough giving my body up but no they want more. Okay I accept uniform requests that is as far as thier dictation goes.
Twice now I have prospective clients request that I grow my pubic hair.Totally ridiculous request!I make clear I don't even do dressing requests so as if I am going to grow my muff hair for one client who likes the retro look!
I decide on how I have my pubes not some random idiot bloke a week before he comes to see me.If they like the hirsuite look then they can search for providers that advertise as 'natural' there are a fair few out there!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11292 on: 17 May 2017, 07:06:20 pm »
Twice now I have prospective clients request that I grow my pubic hair.Totally ridiculous request!I make clear I don't even do dressing requests so as if I am going to grow my muff hair for one client who likes the retro look!
I decide on how I have my pubes not some random idiot bloke a week before he comes to see me.If they like the hirsuite look then they can search for providers that advertise as 'natural' there are a fair few out there!

I get the opposite, clients asking me to shave or if they can shave it for me! If they want bare or trimmed I am sure there are hundreds of girls who can provide that.  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11293 on: 17 May 2017, 07:46:16 pm »
I get the opposite, clients asking me to shave or if they can shave it for me! If they want bare or trimmed I am sure there are hundreds of girls who can provide that.  ::)
I get this as well.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11294 on: 17 May 2017, 08:46:44 pm »
An idiot called me today asking for a booking and also could he buy some dirty cum stained nickers off me as he's "going on holiday tomorrow and wanted to wank on them whilst there" I politely declined telling him I don't own such a pair although I did offer to wee on some for an extra ?20 which he declined haha ...Fuck me I could think of loads of better things to do whilst on holiday!!!