This was on Monday. I haven't been able to get on SAAFE properly this week as the hotel I was at blocks "adult" content
Phone rings
Me: Hello, <workname> speaking?
Him: Hello?
Me: Yes, hello.
Him: Errrrr... can I come tonight?
Me: No, I'm fully booked.
Him: Errr... even at 10 o'clock?
Me: I don't work that late.
Him: Errrr... what?
Me: I don't work that late.
Him: What time you work until?
Me: 8 o'clock.
Him: Can I come at 8 o'clock?
Me: Well it's 6 minutes past 8 now, so only if you have a time machine.
Him: ...
Me: Do you have a time machine?
Him: Yes
Me: Can I borrow it?
Him: Yes
Me: Can we go to 1678? I've always wanted to see the construction of the Palace of Versailles.
Him: Yes
Me: Brilliant, I'll meet you a week last Thursday at 7pm round the back of Morrisons, by the bins.
<hangs up>