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Romily

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11205 on: 25 April 2017, 09:15:25 pm »
Message on AW today :



Prick: where are you based in xxxx ( name of my town )
Me: im near the train station
Prick: cool . Car park ?


Me : block

I have no patience nowadays.
Only pricks write such things without even saying hi and introducing themselves.

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MandyVine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11206 on: 25 April 2017, 09:48:59 pm »
Quote from: DemiDD on 25 April 2017, 03:37:41 pm
Can i rum u 2 min on my kness (yes kness) nothing else for 10?
Same guy text 2:
Can i judt (yes judt) 5 min rim u for 10?? (clearly not as i didn't respond to your last stupid text)

I am so sorry you are having to deal with these fools but for some reason this idiot made me literally lol.  Who ARE these people?  ::) ::) ::)
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kitty_69

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11207 on: 27 April 2017, 02:44:10 pm »
Hi there i see you looking for a girl if i get my girl to work with you would it be ok for me to flim and join in now and again she will do it for free and me and you can come to an agreement the suits us all xx 
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11208 on: 28 April 2017, 03:51:29 am »
When I log into my mailbox and see an email from someone who's profile name is 9INCHESANDTHICK

His profile features his cock pictures (of course).

His email: hi sexy, can I book you.
No. Hell, no :FF :FF :FF
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SophieXXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11209 on: 28 April 2017, 01:22:42 pm »
How not to book an escort...by not booking them at all!

I'm on tour at the moment in a hotel that a few escorts work from so some guys work out from the general area where you're staying. A guy rang up for an appointment, I explained that I was booked but could contact him if anything became available. He called back, I wasn't available but said I was free at 7:30 at which point he said bye and hung up. I get another client booked in for 8pm, lo and behold original guy rings me at 7:30 to say he's outside and what's my room number! When I explained he hadn't booked so I wasn't ready or available.....then the hassle starts about how I'm the timewaster and blah blah blah.

One of the oddest ones I've had so far!
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English natural beauty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11210 on: 28 April 2017, 03:41:49 pm »
Another lovely human with 0 feedback sent me this today  :FF


Hello. I really love your profile and photos.

I'm looking for someone to buy photos from that I can use on a Tumblr blog. I want to create a personality of a girl on a blog where she posts selfies of herself and basically a way for me to express my feminine side.

I would create a name and identity for the girl I wish to be so will therefore not be using your identity (other than your photos).

This is not "catfishing" as I will not use the profile to "date" or build relationships...just to experience posting photos as a beautiful girl.

I hope you reply x x x
 
Another what the fuck moment.
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11211 on: 28 April 2017, 04:47:07 pm »
Him: Can I just ask you a couple of questions?
Me: [now I think you're a TW] OK.
Him: When you do deep french kissing, do you use your proper tongue and that?
Me: No, I use a fake one that I keep in my handbag. [Hangs up]
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PassionFlower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11212 on: 28 April 2017, 04:49:32 pm »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 28 April 2017, 04:47:07 pm
Him: Can I just ask you a couple of questions?
Me: [now I think you're a TW] OK.
Him: When you do deep french kissing, do you use your proper tongue and that?
Me: No, I use a fake one that I keep in my handbag. [Hangs up]

That made me laugh so hard my cat is giving me a funny look!

I think I've hurt myself haha x
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kate_x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11213 on: 28 April 2017, 04:50:27 pm »
I get a call this morning, guy starts asking questions which are clearly on my profile, I answer a couple, confirm my location and then refer him back to my profile/website.

About 15 mins later he calls back, asking if I'm available now. I said yes, how long will it take him to get here and ask where he is at the moment. He says he's in the north west - I am in the south east! I remind him that I told him where I was the last time he rang and that it's miles away from him!

About an hour later I saw he called again - this time I chose to not answer!

What's wrong with some people  :FF
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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11214 on: 28 April 2017, 05:53:01 pm »
It could be that Friday excitement syndrome which some guys seem to suffer from, a weekend off work or in this case a bank holiday extra day and they are full of giddyness.

A man I have not met who booked and cancelled me last year because his girlfriend was on her way home (ok then whatever you say sir) then decided to text me at 2am today asking if I am free today.  I read his text at 8am today so for fun I replied that he had cancelled me last year. His response was "hey how good are you! what a memory!"

3 hours later he texted "so? are you available today?"  My final reply was yes but not for you.

I think he got the message.
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sweetmilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11215 on: 28 April 2017, 06:47:22 pm »
It makes me wonder if this thread ought to be renamed as "What TWs tell you when he pretends he wants to book you?".  There are loads of them at the moment.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11216 on: 29 April 2017, 04:00:22 am »
Quote from: MeganCarterMay on 28 April 2017, 03:41:49 pm
Another lovely human with 0 feedback sent me this today  :FF


Hello. I really love your profile and photos.

I'm looking for someone to buy photos from that I can use on a Tumblr blog. I want to create a personality of a girl on a blog where she posts selfies of herself and basically a way for me to express my feminine side.

I would create a name and identity for the girl I wish to be so will therefore not be using your identity (other than your photos).

This is not "catfishing" as I will not use the profile to "date" or build relationships...just to experience posting photos as a beautiful girl.

I hope you reply x x x
 
Another what the fuck moment.

He wants to make money from pretending to be a woman.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11217 on: 29 April 2017, 04:01:08 am »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 28 April 2017, 04:47:07 pm
Him: Can I just ask you a couple of questions?
Me: [now I think you're a TW] OK.
Him: When you do deep french kissing, do you use your proper tongue and that?
Me: No, I use a fake one that I keep in my handbag. [Hangs up]

OMG  ;D :D ;D :D
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11218 on: 29 April 2017, 11:10:36 am »
I don't know about anyone else but I find whenever I use Available Today I get a massive increase in Time-wasting..

So far today I've had 3 calls from guys who clearly did the equivalent of shutting their eyes and sticking a pin in a map...

The first after asking basics like price and location requests that I 'tell him about myself' so I refer him to my profile

The second after asking basics then says 'do I do sex without a condom' I said no way..

The third asked a string of questions and I'm pretty sure he won't show 🙄🙄🙄
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11219 on: 29 April 2017, 11:42:06 am »
Just received a text saying 'incall today' I find it soooooo rude these kind of texts
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