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sweetmilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11175 on: 20 April 2017, 10:36:33 am »
Yes, that's true.

He's a fantasist.  One of the typical many fantasists, who "lurks around" over Adultwork.
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11176 on: 20 April 2017, 12:11:23 pm »
What makes me laugh is when he says 'Please dress as you wish' but then asks for blouse,no bra and barefeet.Total tosser!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11177 on: 20 April 2017, 03:19:43 pm »
hello love I have one big fantasy and is to deepthroat throatfuck reverse deepthroat any position deepthroat all the way no matter how long an thick is it cum in mouth a true pornstar experience session tell me can you give me this session? and more if you can

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11178 on: 20 April 2017, 05:05:23 pm »
"What do I get in a 15min oral only session?"

Well we start by going for dinner and a movie, maybe split a bottle of wine?  Then back to mine for 3 hours of incredible bareback sex, anal, vaginal, aural... Whatever you want! But it doesn't end there!  Then I shave my head, get a tattoo of your face all down my back and start a cult in your honour, I bear your children and raise them to worship you as the one true God

Sometimes even I'm surprised by how bitchy and sarcastic my internal monologue is...
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SophieinSurrey

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11179 on: 21 April 2017, 07:33:27 am »
Hi Sophie,
I am visiting London in July for 5 days/nites, staying in luxury suite and 4 poster bed breakfast included in Earls Court, saw your profile and very interested in an Incall or Outcall booking for 3hrs with you or straight to an Overnite booking and more in Winter and next year when I visit London again.
I am late 40s, Single, athletic build, perfect shaped cock and work as an NHS Professional at a Teaching Hospital. I have regular checks at NHS Warrington STI Clinic and made my 88th Blood Tests and Donation on 10th March 2017; previously tested in Nov, July and February 2016, all results Negative for 25+ yrs and will bring the latest NHS Mersey National Blood and Transplant Service Documents with me as proof and ID.
I will also be tested @ 56 DEAN ST CLINIC EXPRESS, SOHO when I arrive on 26th July as I do every time I visit London, just to make sure i am clean and clear. I have one little request, I am not keen on condoms.

I would like Sex bareback, but NOT to completion, pull out and cum on your body or where you want me to. I will bring Champagne, Wine or Spirits if you prefer to make things more enjoyable. I can also bring exotic massage oils and creams, good quality poppers (no headache) or if u prefer something stronger white and Columbian!!. I also have a cock ring and tingly gel. I am fully shaven and looking for a regular, adventurous lady to see, when I visit London, which which will include overnites. You can check out my v good feedback on AW at Ashes1. I hope this gives you a little information and hope to see you soon.
Best wishes
Anthony xxx

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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11180 on: 21 April 2017, 08:47:15 am »
Yes that email has been on this thread before.He clearly gets about a bit!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11181 on: 21 April 2017, 03:13:32 pm »
Idiot with a London accent ringing from an Australian number,clearly using some sort of number shielding software.
Starts off ok then asks if he can ask my professional opinion on something...'Would you say that 5 inches...'I just cut him off with 'If you want my professional input then it costs my professional fees as listed on my profile' and then I put the phone down! ::)No free cock humiliation!
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GothGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11182 on: 21 April 2017, 04:25:02 pm »

LMAO

Quote from: Jessi_Black on 20 April 2017, 05:05:23 pm
"What do I get in a 15min oral only session?"

Well we start by going for dinner and a movie, maybe split a bottle of wine?  Then back to mine for 3 hours of incredible bareback sex, anal, vaginal, aural... Whatever you want! But it doesn't end there!  Then I shave my head, get a tattoo of your face all down my back and start a cult in your honour, I bear your children and raise them to worship you as the one true God

Sometimes even I'm surprised by how bitchy and sarcastic my internal monologue is...
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GothGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11183 on: 21 April 2017, 04:29:29 pm »
New client texting back and forth all day asking questions that are already answered on my profile. Already have a dodgy feeling ... Asks when I'm free ... '530pm'

No reply for an hour, so I text asking do you want the 530 slot '

His reply ...

'Why?'

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11184 on: 21 April 2017, 04:59:58 pm »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11185 on: 21 April 2017, 05:31:55 pm »
Had a guy call me, he sounded normal, all agreed a time tomoz and he asked could we go on cam, I do this so no biggy, then he said 'I want to skype my girlfriend and break up with her' prob a fantasist but what a charmer  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11186 on: 21 April 2017, 05:38:37 pm »
I lost patience with texters years ago. I ignore them completely now unless its someone i have seen before. I realise that they copy and paste and send them out to many girls. When you get the usual 'Are you available? text and you reply within 5 minutes to call you to book and they don't, only to send you the same text again the week after. So no more, Callers are more genuine?!  Despite putting ;NO TEXTS PLEASE on my profile it still happens and I'm not tempted to respond.

But these are of my all time favourites from the archives

1) Sorry I'm will have to cancel. I'm nervous and i have never paid for sex before.

My reply: Neither have I!

2)What do i get for ?40?

My reply: A weeks shopping?

3)Hi x

My reply: I'm sure you are

4)Postcode address please (this is someone's idea of an initial enquiry sent 5 times in one week)

blocked

5) How much for a bj and a fuck?

blocked

A guy booked a on my last tour but didn't show up, no text , no nothing so saved him as no show. Back in the area again and he sent me a text (obviously forgot who i was)

guy: Can we meet please?
Me: NO
guy: Who's this?
Me: Who's this?
haven't heard from him since

I love it when they call up and go through what they want then ask 'how much?' at the end of the conversation then realise they cant afford it. Who calls a girl without checking her rates first lol

Guy 2 booked via phone, sent partial address but didn't show up. save as no show. Called me when i was back on tour and asked if i was free? I said 'No' and i tell you why because you booked last month and didn't bother to turn up or text to cancel you crud. He put the phone down (idiot) :FF
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sweetmilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11187 on: 22 April 2017, 08:56:37 am »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 20 April 2017, 12:11:23 pm
Total tosser!

I'm pleased to know my screening was all good.  ;D
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sweetmilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11188 on: 22 April 2017, 09:02:19 am »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 21 April 2017, 08:47:15 am
Yes that email has been on this thread before.He clearly gets about a bit!

So it seems he does!!!

I believe the punter is genuine.  I got his message before, declined to offer even with the "genuine" piece of paper, which anyone can get, but he had seen quite a few established escorts based on AW feedbacks.   Their free choice.  I often wondered if he's claiming escorts fees on his "account".
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sweetmilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11189 on: 22 April 2017, 09:12:09 am »
Quote from: DemiDD on 21 April 2017, 05:38:37 pm
I lost patience with texters years ago. I ignore them completely now unless its someone i have seen before.
I get texts from guys whom I had seen before.  They seem to love texting for the sake of it, asking to meet up but these texts rarely /or NEVER results in actual bookings (and I already know that because they can't work out their schedule themselves).  AND They know.  I'm thinking of stopping these texts "service" for no fees.  Seriously.   ::)  It's just time wasting.
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