I lost patience with texters years ago. I ignore them completely now unless its someone i have seen before. I realise that they copy and paste and send them out to many girls. When you get the usual 'Are you available? text and you reply within 5 minutes to call you to book and they don't, only to send you the same text again the week after. So no more, Callers are more genuine?! Despite putting ;NO TEXTS PLEASE on my profile it still happens and I'm not tempted to respond.
But these are of my all time favourites from the archives
1) Sorry I'm will have to cancel. I'm nervous and i have never paid for sex before.
My reply: Neither have I!
2)What do i get for ?40?
My reply: A weeks shopping?
3)Hi x
My reply: I'm sure you are
4)Postcode address please (this is someone's idea of an initial enquiry sent 5 times in one week)
blocked
5) How much for a bj and a fuck?
blocked
A guy booked a on my last tour but didn't show up, no text , no nothing so saved him as no show. Back in the area again and he sent me a text (obviously forgot who i was)
guy: Can we meet please?
Me: NO
guy: Who's this?
Me: Who's this?
haven't heard from him since
I love it when they call up and go through what they want then ask 'how much?' at the end of the conversation then realise they cant afford it. Who calls a girl without checking her rates first lol
Guy 2 booked via phone, sent partial address but didn't show up. save as no show. Called me when i was back on tour and asked if i was free? I said 'No' and i tell you why because you booked last month and didn't bother to turn up or text to cancel you crud. He put the phone down (idiot)