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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11160 on: 16 April 2017, 11:26:18 am »
Currently playing with someone who has 3 different aliases and no FB on any who cant answer a simple question.

Thinks I was born yesterday

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11161 on: 17 April 2017, 09:58:01 pm »
Got an email on the 27/3/3017 asking if I was far from Bradford.Replied and told him I was in Leeds as per my profile..silly question really as you can google map how far you are or work out yourself if Leeds is nearby enough to where you are coming from!
He replied TODAY...nearly a month on to tell me he doesn't think Bradford is too far away...I mean ffs! ???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11162 on: 18 April 2017, 07:42:30 pm »
Him: Hi are you working? Thanks
Me: sorry just finished
Him: :( I've got a big cock if that helps
Him: At least I tried lol but it is big! How about we watch a film together and be friends?
Him: :( Ok bye

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11163 on: 19 April 2017, 10:43:45 am »
By mail .

When are you free and do you get nice and juicy down there which I love ?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11164 on: 19 April 2017, 12:49:22 pm »
Bloke rings wanting to see me asap at 11:30 told him I could do 1pm..no good for him.Fair enough.
Rings me at 12:30 and asks if 1pm is still available.Told him it was he thens asks if I can do earlier...nope 1pm!He then says so it will be dead on 1pm then..yes I can see you at 1pm as I told you when you first rang and as I have told you 3 times on this call!He then asks for 15 mins and then asks how many times he can come..at which point I said 'It's a basic cheap quickie seriously how many times are you likely to be able to come?!?Told him we'd leave it..prat! :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11165 on: 19 April 2017, 02:17:33 pm »
Guy - Hi, can you do an outcall today ?

Me - yes, what's the postcode, so I can check distance etc ?

   - can be there by 5pm (this is the earliest with travelling)

Guy - can you be here by 3pm if I pay more Hun????

Me - (the only reply that I think is reasonable ) ... no sorry , I don't have a time machine.

 ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11166 on: 19 April 2017, 02:29:01 pm »
Has anyone else got this stu**d email via AW? North West area?
He has feedbacks going back in 2014, nothing new.
Looks like a typical copy and paste to me.

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Subject: Re: Honest, very honest enquiery
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Hello, I'd really love to meet you, but i prefer the opportunity for you to refuse me, because i respect you! So, please read this letter and see if you are ok with my needs.

3 hours midday soon? Saturday, but I'm flexible.

I'd be mortified to offend you or hurt you in any way! Very happy to have a shower when i get there.

No idea where you are,,, Garstang??? I'd need to know for timing.

Please be dressed as you wish. I prefer, a blouse, no bra, no panties and a skirt.. i really do not like shoes or boots. So could you be bare foot please.

Obviously, you are in charge at all times. However, you hint in your profile, you may pretend or act the part of a submissive. This i hope you can act out, but i will not take advantage. It's all pretend.

I would like to spank you, but not hard, I'm just not like that. But I'd like you to pretend cry when i spank you.  You'll barely notice I've spanked you I'd feel terrible if it hurt. I'm not like that!

I have very bad teeth, so no lips on lips kissing is expected. If you could possibly kiss and lick the rest of my body, I'd thankyou.

I'd enjoy every naughtiness from the waist down "with" condoms, I'm not an idiot. However, above the waist i prefer "no condoms". I hope to cum in your mouth. Very deep throat!

I like the missionary position, with your legs over your shoulders, held down. If you say stop, I'll stop immediately.  If you could cry, I'd like that!!

I have a mains powered vibrator,,, goes on not in, wears a condom. I would like to hold you down while you cum,,,, several times.

I'm very sorry, but i would like to fuck you anally. I need to know in advance how you like this to be done. Quite happy to be very gentle, but you might like rough, up to you obv.

I am honest, please read my feed back before you decide.

Kind regards
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11167 on: 19 April 2017, 02:54:04 pm »
Nope not had that one but it would be an immediate block from me..he sounds vile!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11168 on: 19 April 2017, 03:57:42 pm »
I wouldnt go for that one either x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11169 on: 19 April 2017, 05:24:26 pm »

He sounds foul  :o



Has anyone else got this stu**d email via AW? North West area?
He has feedbacks going back in 2014, nothing new.
Looks like a typical copy and paste to me.

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Subject: Re: Honest, very honest enquiery
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Hello, I'd really love to meet you, but i prefer the opportunity for you to refuse me, because i respect you! So, please read this letter and see if you are ok with my needs.

3 hours midday soon? Saturday, but I'm flexible.

I'd be mortified to offend you or hurt you in any way! Very happy to have a shower when i get there.

No idea where you are,,, Garstang??? I'd need to know for timing.

Please be dressed as you wish. I prefer, a blouse, no bra, no panties and a skirt.. i really do not like shoes or boots. So could you be bare foot please.

Obviously, you are in charge at all times. However, you hint in your profile, you may pretend or act the part of a submissive. This i hope you can act out, but i will not take advantage. It's all pretend.

I would like to spank you, but not hard, I'm just not like that. But I'd like you to pretend cry when i spank you.  You'll barely notice I've spanked you I'd feel terrible if it hurt. I'm not like that!

I have very bad teeth, so no lips on lips kissing is expected. If you could possibly kiss and lick the rest of my body, I'd thankyou.

I'd enjoy every naughtiness from the waist down "with" condoms, I'm not an idiot. However, above the waist i prefer "no condoms". I hope to cum in your mouth. Very deep throat!

I like the missionary position, with your legs over your shoulders, held down. If you say stop, I'll stop immediately.  If you could cry, I'd like that!!

I have a mains powered vibrator,,, goes on not in, wears a condom. I would like to hold you down while you cum,,,, several times.

I'm very sorry, but i would like to fuck you anally. I need to know in advance how you like this to be done. Quite happy to be very gentle, but you might like rough, up to you obv.

I am honest, please read my feed back before you decide.

Kind regards
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sweetmilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11170 on: 19 April 2017, 05:34:47 pm »
Thank you for your perfect feedbacks, Ladies.  ;D xxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11171 on: 19 April 2017, 05:50:14 pm »
because i respect you!

The minute they start waffling about respecting me is a red flag for either a TW or someone much worse.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11172 on: 19 April 2017, 06:52:10 pm »
Oh Yes.  ;D  I quite agree.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11173 on: 20 April 2017, 08:39:46 am »
"I'm very sorry, but I would like to fuck you anally" is the strangest thing I think I've ever read  ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11174 on: 20 April 2017, 09:18:59 am »
"I'm very sorry, but I would like to fuck you anally" is the strangest thing I think I've ever read  ???

Exactly, nothing he asks for is really that bad, but why apologise for it?  That's what makes me think he's be a nightmare client