I've just had these three on the bounce:
1) AW message -
"Can you please send me a private email or text:
details-removed-to-protect-the-daft@gmail.com
07ditto"
Erm... no? You managed to message me
2) Phone call -
Him - "Hi I've seen your ad on AW and would like to come and see you"
Me - "Sure, what time would you like?"
Him - "Is 1'o'clock OK? Where abouts in Middlesbrough are you?
Me - "I'm actually based in Cramlington, though I will be touring down that way in..."
Phone - *Disconnected noise*
How rude!
3) Phone call from a gent who found me on backpage (First time using it so put a few pics and basic info plus my AW name and a line asking they look at pics, services, rates and reviews there)
Was a longer phone call than I normally do but he didn't check out my AW profile so needed more info
Turns out he's also in the Middlesbrough area so advised him about my upcoming tour in the area but as he was looking for an immediate visit I suggested a girl who's highly reviewed in the area
Him - "oh no, she's no good, she's far too big"
Me - "ah OK, then I should let you know I'm considerably bigger than her"
Him - "What size are you? 12?"
Me - "I'm actually a size 18-20"
Him - "..."
Him - "..."
Him - "..."
Him - "Well you sound really nice and I like the look of your pictures... I think I'll still see you when you're here"