Phone call this morning.

Him: "Just looking at your profile now, I'm a Dom male so I like to be called Sir. Is that ok with you?"
Me: "Yeah that's fine"
Him: "Yeah that's fine SIR. Now do you like being called slut or whore? I know my preference but it's up to you"
Me: "I prefer to take a booking and go from there rather than do roleplay on the phone"
Him: "Oh well I like to get to know people on the phone a bit first, obviously I'm not for you"


"I like to get to know you on the phone" - always translated as "I want some free phone sex"

Fuck, can you imagine what an ordeal a booking with someone like that would be?

Phone call this morning.

Him: "Just looking at your profile now, I'm a Dom male so I like to be called Sir. Is that ok with you?"
Me: "Yeah that's fine"
Him: "Yeah that's fine SIR. Now do you like being called slut or whore? I know my preference but it's up to you"
Me: "I prefer to take a booking and go from there rather than do roleplay on the phone"
Him: "Oh well I like to get to know people on the phone a bit first, obviously I'm not for you"


"I like to get to know you on the phone" - always translated as "I want some free phone sex"

I've had that exact same call, almost word for word.  He wasn't impressed when I said the session starts once cash is handed over haha xxx

Had a phone conversation this evening where I was asked to dress in clothing that was easy to take off (like jeans and a tshirt), not have a shower before the booking and to bring a spare pair of knickers (reason for this was a surprise).

He then went on to ask me my age, my height and if it'd be okay for him to give me a bed bath as I would be too tall to fit in his bath tub. Tried to enquire as to if I'd allow him to use some kind of lubricating cream he'd bought online on my intimate area to "tighten me up" and then use random household objects to "stretch me out"

To top off this odd request and ensure I was who I claimed to be, he asked me what my name was, what my rates were, the hours I worked and if I could send him a link to my profile.

I wasn't even offered his name, nevermind screening verification for his home.

Needless to say, I gave that one a miss.

Hi, will you deep throat until you vomit on my cock?'

Blocked. 

Hi (my name) seen yr escort add. how can we meet. I WANT TO BE A NAUGHTY boy with u. do u do out calls thank u Alfie

Think il pass

Never?
I'm sitting on my balcony contemplating full moon. May explain half of the shit we are getting ATM but I'm still waiting for my werewolf:)

Remember its been the grand national today, iv had an influx of morons this aft

What is that? Because I had a grand total of 2 cancellations, 2 no shows, 1 who said he was downstairs (he wasn't), one bareback, one aggressive, and a shitload of I can't even tell what language they spoke...

the biggest horse racing event in England

When they send me their role play and want me to horny talk for the whole hour straight. In 5 years I've never had to do horny talk for that long and guys enjoy me coming back. So not going to start now. I don't mind the rest of the request although set some boundaries.  So I don't feel uncomfortable doing because this isn't an everyday request.