Text received last night:  2hr body massage full service no sex ?70

I messaged him back giving him my 2 hour rate, he replied no thanks.  That really pissed me off for some reason (my period came this morning, that may be the reason) so I messaged back asking why on earth I'd want to work for 2 hours for less than my half hour rate, and pointing out that my rates are on my ad so he knew before I messaged, he replied :?? OK?

Grrrrr 

I get things like this all the time.
Or I only want a 15 minute blowjob. I don't even offer 15 minutes. Or how much is an hour if we don't have sex?
It's the same frickin' price not my fault if you don't choose to take advantage of all my services.

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Literally George has just text me exactly the same

I have adjusted the text/convo for the main points

Him...blah blah and I am not underage (why would you type that in the first place)

all the usual text tennis continued, how do i book etc and says will be in touch later.

3 hours later he asks if I can meet his dress request, rolling my eyes as hate dress requests, I ask what he wants. He replies, a long satin gown (nothing unusual me thinks).....with wellies and rubber gloves having oral sex!!!!!!!! Seriously wtf? Does he think my bedroom is Glastonbury/Holby city?

After having a seriously crap day yesterday, I decided to reply that he was sitting there drugged up with his Uni mates and nothing better to do than make a you tube video.

He replied, he was 60 and horny, so asked him to call.

I was Facetiming my stepmum at the time who knows what I do. At first he sounded arabic but then tells me he is french....but sounded 25. Asked him to converse in French but his french sucks better than i suck cocks. Put the phone down on him as I do know some french and he wasn't speaking it pmsl...and to top it all...perfect english grammar in the text tennis tournament.
 My Stepmum could not stop laughing and actually wet herself.

Must be the same twat that asked me to cook nude in his garage with all his mates in the background trying to stiffle their giggles.

Anyhow....now blocked but did amuse me in a weird way

'Hello big girl can I have an hour'?
'My name isn't big girl.'
'Sorry can I have an hour your well nice.'
'I don't meet up with men who can't use my actual name.'

Do they actually think you will book them in after they speak to you like that?Maybe they think you find it cute when they give you a pet name or something?

I think I got that George guy calling me. He was very keen on knowing my breast size and then really REALLY keen to go measure his penis and tell me what size it was. He REALLY thought I'd want to know! I decided he was having a walk as he said it was starting to grow from looking at my pics which was good if he was going to measure it properly. I made the excuse that someone was at my door and promptly blocked him. He tried ringing about a minute later and continued to call another 8 or so times. Some people just can't take the hint!!!

It's rare I post here, I don't like making fun or moaning about enquiries.

I do need to vent about someone who just phoned, left me feeling rail-roaded and steamed trained over. Wanted short notice, which I can sometimes do, although my website and AW profile explain I am mostly advance notice,  but just spoke so fast, so much information I couldn't think clearly or take everything in - not to mention get a feel for him. My voice rose, he decided we wouldn't get on because he wants a relaxed me. I said fair enough, do understand, then he sets off again thinking it's all back on because I've reassured him.

Err no.

He's also the third person to use the North South divide/differences as reason for miscommunication.

I've also had my accent mimicked recently.

Am I being sensitive?

The person who phoned had tried to book me same day / shortish notice a few weeks ago when I was already fully booked, so sounds like he's very excitable. Phoning and speaking so fast I can hardly process what he's telling me, in such a hurry isn't going to help me be relaxed. 

I also get 'Oh you are actually quite well spoken aren't you?'
Because obviously being a Yorkshire lady and a prossie to boot means I absolutely must sound thick as pig shit and with a poor vocabulary...
Just makes me realise from the off that they haven't read my profile as I don't come across all ee by gum on that either!