Sooo being new to this I'm still really naive (or a bit thick)
So I get an email from a guy, pretty normal I think. Wanting to meet, hotel, 1.5hrs. A bit of detail about what he'd like, all pretty standard to what I've had so far.
We go through some details, alls good.
Then he emailed the day before, no hi or anything, just a random "Do you like veg?"
Well me being me, I think, I this because I'm a big girl, is he being rude..was the booking just to waste time? Etc etc.
So I email back, "well I try and have my 5 a day where possible, I love all fruit and veg except tomatoes, but I'll be concerned over my health thanks, remember YOU booked ME"
To which he replied, "I actually want to fuck you with veg, I love it, I love watching a girl try and insert aubergines, cucumbers, and if you're happy to do that I need to know as I'm going shopping now"
Well what do you say??? How do you know??? I just had to cancel xx