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SweetAngel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10950 on: 21 February 2017, 10:29:24 am »
Quote from: Guiltypleasure on 21 February 2017, 01:50:06 am
Ha ha ha , tell him you measure guys with a tape and if he's fibbing it's double lol !

Mind you if he did book and it was bloody hell ...!!!

Haha that guy gives me new idea to charge extra for bigger package  ;D
However am sure he is not even the half of 11 inches. Trying to boost his confidence spaming the girls around  ;D
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Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10951 on: 21 February 2017, 01:48:28 pm »
'Are you free this afternoon?'

Then he does a huuuuge sniff.

Even if he'd turned out to be James McAvoy there's no way I could have seen him after hearing the inside of his nostrils :-X
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10952 on: 22 February 2017, 09:07:08 am »
"Do you do the anal?" I was slightly annoyed because they hadn't read my details but the way they asked for this slightly amused me to make up for that!
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10953 on: 22 February 2017, 11:01:47 am »
Quote from: Red KB on 22 February 2017, 09:07:08 am
"Do you do the anal?" I was slightly annoyed because they hadn't read my details but the way they asked for this slightly amused me to make up for that!

He doesn't just want anal....he wants THE anal!  ;D ;D ;D
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10954 on: 22 February 2017, 02:25:19 pm »
Text exchange today.

Moron: do you have snapchat

10 min later,
Moron: do you have snapchat

Gives me a missed call 5 min later...

20 min later,
Moron: do you have snapchat
And 1 min later:
I have snapchat! do you have snapchat

My reply to the snapchat fan: "Hello dear child, snapchat is for over 18yo only. Delete immediately or I'll go talk to your momma!"


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wishlist

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10955 on: 22 February 2017, 03:45:03 pm »
'will you do a quickie for 20 and let me lick your pussy too'

 ???
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LittleMinx2

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10956 on: 22 February 2017, 09:03:38 pm »
Had a guy texting me today. He was asking me to crush small animals under heels! Proper sick if he was serious. Could have just been a stupid wind up to get a reaction out of me though.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10957 on: 22 February 2017, 09:22:16 pm »
Quote from: PotatoWarrior on 22 February 2017, 09:03:38 pm
Had a guy texting me today. He was asking me to crush small animals under heels! Proper sick if he was serious. Could have just been a stupid wind up to get a reaction out of me though.

Yes its a fetish, but prob just a fantasist
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10958 on: 22 February 2017, 10:28:04 pm »
Quote from: wishlist on 22 February 2017, 03:45:03 pm
'will you do a quickie for 20 and let me lick your pussy too'

 ???


Yeah I've had that one too "Can I lick you for ?20"


Someone has been emailing me for literally years (since 2012 at least) saying bullshit along the lines of "I've just come into some money" and want to take you on shopping trips, pay weekly into account, want you to rinse my wallet. He's emailed me again today saying he wants a dinner date but to pay more than my fee and also what present should he bring me blah blah blah  ::)  He claims to be early 20's... 
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10959 on: 22 February 2017, 10:33:17 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 22 February 2017, 10:28:04 pm
Someone has been emailing me for literally years (since 2012 at least) saying bullshit along the lines of "I've just come into some money" and want to take you on shopping trips, pay weekly into account, want you to rinse my wallet. He's emailed me again today saying he wants a dinner date but to pay more than my fee and also what present should he bring me blah blah blah  ::)  He claims to be early 20's...

Oh god, I think I had him when I first started out. I really thought he was going to buy me some Dior earrings. Cheap bastard never did come through  :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10960 on: 22 February 2017, 10:35:03 pm »
Quote from: wishlist on 22 February 2017, 09:22:16 pm
Yes its a fetish, but prob just a fantasist

I was pretty shocked to be honest. Just blocked the number and moved on. I don't get why people would want to watch that. =(
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10961 on: 22 February 2017, 10:47:28 pm »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 22 February 2017, 10:33:17 pm
Oh god, I think I had him when I first started out. I really thought he was going to buy me some Dior earrings. Cheap bastard never did come through  :D


Yeah after all this time he's been emailing I've never had fuck all out of him either lol  :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10962 on: 22 February 2017, 11:51:54 pm »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 22 February 2017, 02:25:19 pm
Text exchange today.

Moron: do you have snapchat

10 min later,
Moron: do you have snapchat

Gives me a missed call 5 min later...

20 min later,
Moron: do you have snapchat
And 1 min later:
I have snapchat! do you have snapchat

My reply to the snapchat fan: "Hello dear child, snapchat is for over 18yo only. Delete immediately or I'll go talk to your momma!"

Yesterday, someone's first text asked me if I had WhatsApp. I said no, I have a dumb phone. Never replied.

Bit bizarre that a booking hinges on a particular app??
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10963 on: 23 February 2017, 08:43:20 am »
Its because they don't want to book they want to chat shite and for free!
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10964 on: 23 February 2017, 12:53:19 pm »
Quote from: Kay on 22 February 2017, 11:51:54 pm
Yesterday, someone's first text asked me if I had WhatsApp. I said no, I have a dumb phone. Never replied.

Bit bizarre that a booking hinges on a particular app??

I had WhatsApp on my phone for like a month. It was an endless source of cock picks coming in at every hour of night, guys saying "show me more pics so I'll book". Yes of course darling you will, especially if you're texting me from a phone number that's not even 0044 so probably somewhere in a deep shit hole way in Amazonia Forest (no offence to Amazonia here)...

Got rid of WhatsApp. No more cock portfolio on my phone.

I have foreign clients just visiting the UK, yes. I understand that the whole calling/texting on international numbers might be expensive.
But the way I see it is if a guy can't afford calling me or texting me, then how is he supposed to afford ME?

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