"Yes, as long as you bring the wife along."

 


I couldn't think of a reply to him so I just texted "Yes I see all men who are clean polite and respectful its my job." He then replied "I've seen you before but not for a while...I need to re visit"      

What, but in the mean time he's got married? LOL

I don't know but in the mean time he seems to have turned into a total jerk...He's just texted me asking if I've "got any vids online" 

Do you think he has actually seen you, or has he got you mixed up with someone else?

I've no idea VC, but I just had another look at the texts (with my reading glasses on this time lol) and it says "Are you in any vids online?"  which is an odd thing to say too...Maybe he has got me mixed up with someone else

In your park? Are you the Queen? 

hahahaha I am in my park a lot actually

I think I've heard it all now...


Text just received:

Hi Kat, do you see married men? x   

 

Had this text twice before probably the same guy and a total timewaster.

Yesterday I got an email from a guy with a very explicit alias. Checked his profile and his likes: watersports, hardsports, BDSM and such. He was asking me for a role play where I would teach him some "taboo" vocabulary and last time I said yes to "taboo" I ended up with a paedophile.

I also read the field reports he wrote for a few ladies, full of very graphic details, and then politely declined the booking. His email was nicely written so I thought he deserved a polite answer.

Next I get a (polite) email calling me Spanish Inquisition and him being all surprised how thorough (some of us) ladies are. Followed by him promising he's now only into vanilla bookings and can even create a brand new profile if I'm disgusted by kinky and dirty. Would I reconsider. And how painstaking it is to have this whole conversation by email...!!!

Me fuming! Wrote back to the moron that he may try counting how many occurrences of "please call me to make a booking" there are all over my profile. As to me reading his feedback well asshole you do your homework I do mine!

Message received at 8.45 last night 'Let's discuss a booking.  Call me on xxxx for details'  It's best to call after 6pm'.  Thinking it's spam, I message back saying my number is x, give me a call when it's convenient.  Response received

'Aw have you no credit?  Shame.  Call the number provided if you want.  Otherwise I'll find someone else'. 

 

First time in a long time I've been speechless!

Wow! That's a way to start