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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10845 on: 22 January 2017, 11:04:06 pm »
Hi saw you on aw do you want to make some films? I've got a great cock!

Yes if you can take Anal I know some of my friends would like to film you  ;D
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MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10846 on: 23 January 2017, 10:52:31 pm »
During an inane ping pong exchange , for my defence the guy has 20 amazing feedbacks , he is god's gift to escorts .

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I can see that you have been doing this a couple of years so may I ask your motivation and whether you are indepent and enjoying the time meeting people x

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Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10847 on: 24 January 2017, 09:50:17 am »
Quote from: katrina on 22 January 2017, 09:02:52 pm
A few older clients have actually said this to me "Ah I would prefer to not use condoms, it doesn't matter if I catch anything I'm old anyway" On both occasions I was too astonished to ask them what age has to do with it??!!!


I think the younger guys are a lot more clued up on sti's Maybe the older ones missed sex education.

So, they don't care if they're riddled, they just want unprotected sex to pass on all of their diseases to you. How generous  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10848 on: 24 January 2017, 05:37:17 pm »
Had this gem via AW.

Hi looking for an incall. Where are you staying. Street or Postcode.

In my tagline: Outcalls to hotels within Glasgow city centre and Ayrshire (minimum 24hrs notice)

1st line of main profile: Please note: If I am doing any incall days, the dates and times will be clearly advertised just above. If there is nothing there I am not doing incalls.

I mean  :FF  :FF  :FF  :FF  :FF  :FF
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loubyloo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10849 on: 24 January 2017, 06:38:45 pm »
My favourite today
Text one.....hey bby

Text two......you do anal

Ffs
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10850 on: 25 January 2017, 02:27:56 pm »
The Jungle Book moron is back  :FF
Hes got 18 aliases now. EIGHTEEN!!!! Wtf!!!!
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10851 on: 25 January 2017, 02:34:55 pm »
Quote from: SweetAngel on 19 January 2017, 12:35:06 am
Recieved absolutely the same!  ;D

Oh wait I had Josh but he told me his cock was tiny !
So if we do maths then his cock must be just average right?!
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10852 on: 25 January 2017, 02:43:24 pm »
Ever had guys texting you the word "Outcall" followed by (presumably their) post code???
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southamptonbabe

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10853 on: 25 January 2017, 11:10:20 pm »
Hi,

I plan to be in xxx next week and just wondering if you are available. I'm 43 and like the idea of strap-on play, high heel in my ass etc.

I only have a small penis so I wouldn't expect much in return.
Would you be able to use your high heel on me? I assume it will be a 6inch heel?

 :-X
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10854 on: 25 January 2017, 11:16:20 pm »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 25 January 2017, 02:43:24 pm
Ever had guys texting you the word "Outcall" followed by (presumably their) post code???
Yep !
One the other day called and said "what's your postcode "?
Me: that's a nice hello ! Why?
Him: I'm driving on the so and so motorway so where are you ? And what's the postcode ?
Me: well it's irrelevant as I'm booked!

It does baffle me when they appear surprised ......
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10855 on: 25 January 2017, 11:23:38 pm »
Quote from: wishlist on 18 January 2017, 04:44:59 pm
Yawn

Hi xx

You look amazing xx

I am Josh and I would love to meet you but I always ask the Escort first if they mind me being a bit self conscious of my cock size - its very, very big. Its very long and very thick and most Girls wont try oral or penetration due to this. So, I am always a bit nervous and I do see Girls and they seem okay but you never know what they are thinking LOL xx



So I hope you don't mind me asking.


I got today too!
Thanks
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10856 on: 26 January 2017, 11:04:16 am »
Got this today:

"Hey, id love to book you for an hr but i dont know what i want. could you guide me... its my first time...."


he says with 21 escort feedback.... xxx
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10857 on: 26 January 2017, 11:33:49 am »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 25 January 2017, 02:34:55 pm
Oh wait I had Josh but he told me his cock was tiny !
So if we do maths then his cock must be just average right?!
I had it yesterday saying it was so small could I just look at it and reassure him it's ok.
I replied saying : but your a Dom looking for subs right
His profile pic is him in a latex/ PVC full head mask !

He said: oh I was just playing about with that
I said "I wouldn't send that message to anyone else they might not be as patient as me !! "
Basically through aw so there's a trail.
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10858 on: 26 January 2017, 12:11:27 pm »
Yesterday evening. I was waiting for my dinner delivery and I'm bitchy when I'm hungry so I picked up.

Him, slurring and mumbling, struggling to speak: you available soon?
Me: sure, as soon as you sober up.
Him: now? I'm driving. Address?
Me: police station.
Him: you have anal?
Me: no but I have a baseball bat.
Him: ah you funny!
Me: hang up and block.

He was maybe 21  :FF :FF :FF
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Hadley

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10859 on: 26 January 2017, 05:19:31 pm »
People telling me that I "have" to do things. Had two today.

"I won't be able to see you during your available times so you will have to arrange to see me earlier in the day instead"

"I'm not going to be able to be with you for our meet at X o'clock (in 2 minutes time) so you will have to put it back by 1 hour"

Yup, right. I just don't reply and see how long it takes them to work it out
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