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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10830 on: 19 January 2017, 08:02:06 pm »
night of the long chatters tonight!

no sooner had i hit send here i get one with just "x"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10831 on: 19 January 2017, 08:44:31 pm »
Egyptian with barely legible accent. Went on about how amazing I look, then asked if I did anal. Shocked and disappointed reply when I said no. Then asked if he could have two hours for the price of one because he knew I'd enjoy myself so much...  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10832 on: 20 January 2017, 03:00:08 am »
Why are 60+ like this? I had one exactly the same the other week. Then he said, so you insist on condoms then?

A lot of older people (men AND women) don't care regarding the risk/reward situation!! They would rather risk catching a STI (even if it's a lifelong one, cos it doesn't matter so much when you're older, apparantly) than use protection!!


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10833 on: 20 January 2017, 07:48:05 pm »
A client called after I answered all he said was: Can you text me your address? No greeting, nothing. I told him I needed a quick chat first. This seems to be a fairly common call these days, quite a lot of guys have called and just said, What's your postcode? I wonder if any other escorts give them that info without having a quick conversation first.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10834 on: 20 January 2017, 08:23:34 pm »
A client called after I answered all he said was: Can you text me your address? No greeting, nothing. I told him I needed a quick chat first. This seems to be a fairly common call these days, quite a lot of guys have called and just said, What's your postcode? I wonder if any other escorts give them that info without having a quick conversation first.

Depending on my mood, I either just hang up or suggest that we speak a bit first (as you say you did)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10835 on: 20 January 2017, 10:50:36 pm »
I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds this annoying!

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10836 on: 20 January 2017, 10:51:52 pm »
The guys who text "postcode" I think are maybe used to seeing girls in parlours. I don't ever text my postcode to someone like this. I just tell them to ring to discuss a booking.

Today's gem:
10.15 I can to meet you please
10.16 [My work name]
22.54 When I can to meet you please
22.55 [My work name]
22.56 Let me know please

Noooope.
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10837 on: 20 January 2017, 11:11:53 pm »
 ::)Patronising,ill informed,discount hunter and creepy all in one!
Dear Bibi,
Many thanks for replying.  Now I have a name and a location, I will see if you are on AW.
I am feeling a little inspired after hearing that my place of work is proposing a 4 day week ... which could help me greatly in rekindling a hobby.

I used to visit girls on AW for photo taking appointments. Although I would offer/pay a posing fee ... often far less than a girl?s usual hourly rate ... the girl?s would have copies of any shots taken for their own promotional uses. Varying levels of content ... but curves in lingerie being a particular favourite ... with masks available if preferred.

I have never been sure who the female members of ( punting forum) actually are ... or whether they are girls looking to try out ?the hobby? or not. Hence my rather random approach in contacting you ... and so checking the waters. Some may appreciate a helping hand before properly committing themselves.
Properly preparing and attending a meeting in just the one day never really worked out! As for the growing trend in using phone selfies ... sometimes a more relaxed pose is called for x
Be safe  x

 


Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10838 on: 21 January 2017, 10:54:07 am »
I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds this annoying!

You most certainly aren't!

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10839 on: 21 January 2017, 07:01:20 pm »
Text today:
"Sit on my mouth unberwater"
 ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10840 on: 21 January 2017, 07:46:27 pm »
C**k worship - do you offer this

I couldn't resist replying my profile does state gfe

No I do not i do normal oral.

I suppose i could build a mini alter with your c**k poking out and light candles around it if that floats your boat

I can't believe he replied
"Normal oral would be ok for me then

Let me know
Just a normal meet up gfe"
« Last Edit: 21 January 2017, 07:50:17 pm by nemature »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10841 on: 21 January 2017, 10:34:41 pm »
Text today:
"Sit on my mouth unberwater"
 ???


That's just how he would say it if you were to sit on his face whilst he was underwater lmao

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10842 on: 22 January 2017, 05:50:04 pm »
"?30 for sit on face u cum now"

That was the best of the nonsensical texts I got today.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10843 on: 22 January 2017, 08:52:42 pm »
Sounds like the underwater man. Thick as.

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10844 on: 22 January 2017, 09:02:52 pm »
A lot of older people (men AND women) don't care regarding the risk/reward situation!! They would rather risk catching a STI (even if it's a lifelong one, cos it doesn't matter so much when you're older, apparantly) than use protection!!

A few older clients have actually said this to me "Ah I would prefer to not use condoms, it doesn't matter if I catch anything I'm old anyway" On both occasions I was too astonished to ask them what age has to do with it??!!!


I think the younger guys are a lot more clued up on sti's Maybe the older ones missed sex education.