Yawn

Hi xx

You look amazing xx

I am Josh and I would love to meet you but I always ask the Escort first if they mind me being a bit self conscious of my cock size - its very, very big. Its very long and very thick and most Girls wont try oral or penetration due to this. So, I am always a bit nervous and I do see Girls and they seem okay but you never know what they are thinking LOL xx

So I hope you don't mind me asking.

Thanks

Recieved absolutely the same! 

Surely he just means that some lady was really good at teaching him how to do it? I've said in the past that I can do *X* very well because I had a good teacher - I didn't mean a school teacher!

(the rest of the convo - about how he is sure he can make you cum - would put me off anyway!)

For me its the way he was so smarmy and self assured about his oral technique as if one woman can teach a man to satisfy all women, he was talking as if he was a grand master of cunnilingus and would give me such pleasure and I was in for a real treat  it just made my skin crawl, most men think they have a good technique but in reality they don't have a clue what they're doing down there when they are lapping like a dog drinking from a water bowl, what works for one woman doesn't work for others but he was too cocky to understand that.
I just like them to ask if I receive RO and leave it at that.

Had a very smarmy 60+ year old phone today asking about booking me tomorrow, he asked if I offer RO to which I said yes then then said 'Oh good, I'm very experienced at it, I had a good teacher so I'm sure I can satisfy you and make you cum'
Yuck! yuck! yuck! My flesh crawls and I feel dirty after these conversations.

Why are 60+ like this? I had one exactly the same the other week. Then he said, so you insist on condoms then?

Oh yes!!! 

Yes, the older the client, the more likely they seem to ask for bareback. I think it's just a sign of a generation that didn't get the safe sex message.

When I have clients who go soft when it's time to put the condom on, they are invariably my own age or older. The younger guys stay rock hard.

I have some older guys who think it's ok to BB because they have had prostate issues and don't ejaculate but I still won't , but they really think it's ok .
Plus I wouldn't want to have sex without , it defines work/ play ( Mr GP) to me x

woke up to a text simply saying "rates!"

 

Whats the guy not ejaculating gota do with sti's? 

Same as the ones who whittle on about having had a vasectomy...Its irrelevant what op they've had or not had they're still not putting bare dick in me!! A guy emailed me via aw the other week asking if he paid well would I consider bareback because that's what he's looking for, he said he's married and had the snip, I said no way but out of curiosity wasn't he worried about passing on an sti or even HIV to his wife? His reply "Yes of course I'm worried that's why I asked you because you advertise that you DON'T do it!!!"   

So if you agree to do BB on the sly for extra money with him,how many other blokes who pay extra do you say yes to?They really are thick as mince sometimes aren't they?

Exactly!! How does he know what I'm doing and not doing with clients or out of work?!!