An email I received 3 times now and which I ignored asked if I am married as he does not see married escorts.
How would he know? We can tell as many fibs as they can.

Tempting to reply with 'and I don't see clients that ask stupid and inappropriate questions.'

Hi would you do half hour for 60
Me..nope

Head ( what I want to reply with) wouldn't do 15 mins for that ( and that's not about the money anything it's neighbours plus it's pretty much half my half hour rate )

Had a few banterers this week , it's my policy never to book even if they offer more .
I can understand them trying ( I probably would if I didn't actually do it and realise) but it's insulting to me especially as some clients say I should put it up, I'm not going to)

I always feel 'so that's what you think I'm worth'
So no booking.

It might not be your thing but I just thought I'd mention it.

If you live near xx Im taking a judicial style caning from a dominatrix? If you'd be interested in popping along to watch.

It's more fetish type fun , it's plain simple turn up in xx and then be stripped and shackled to a punishment frame and given 20 full force strokes to the bare buttocks.

I know its not for everyone but just thought I would ask and see if you'd be interested in coming along to view it. There wouldn't be payment involved but your more than free to swing by and view it. That's if your curios etc.

To add I have never done it before and haven't got a clue how much it will hurt but going to give it a go anyway.

Let me know anyway and thanks for reading xx

Keep having fun x

Oh for heavens sake.   Thought last night was the full moon

Well I hope you don't mind but I have a scenario for you...a slightly different take on claiming a whole hand...and I know it's only fantasy but can you remember Thing (the walking hand) from the Addams Family? Well, do you think you'd enjoy it if you could somehow catch or buy him from somewhere and bring him home...plopping down in your sofa and placing him in your lap...letting him roam around innocently, constantly blocking his exits so that he can't leave your cosy arena as you slowly tug your skirt out from under him until he is resting on your smooth naked thighs...feeling his movements brush and tickle against your soft flesh as your pussy throbs and drools silently below him, like a mouth sensing prey near...your hungry eyes gazing down at him as you very gradually part your thighs until he starts to sink between them, finally slipping onto your skirt below, the swollen smile of your glistening vulva towering over him as your thighs open wide to reveal your wicked intentions, surrounding him in your hands before he can escape, restraining him, feeling him panic as he realises what you want to do with him...as you lift him up and very gently bunch his fingers together, whispering softly "shhhhh....shhh...there there....you're all mine now..." as you spread your silky jaws wide and gently offer him to your glistening gape...feeling him struggling to escape...his desperate movements delighting you as he frantically tries to flee from the mouth of your pussy that is slowly swallowing him alive...relentlessly coaxing him deeper and deeper until you feel yourself envelop his entire being, your entrance gathering greedily around him, drawing him into your world of silk, closing up until nothing remains other than the feint twitch on your lips from his movements within...using your contractions to draw him ever deeper as you close your thighs to seal his fate and lie back to focus on the drama unfolding within you...rhythmically milking pleasure from him with your contractions as you contemplate his release...does that sound like something you could enjoy? x

Oh for heavens sake.   Thought last night was the full moon

After reading that little beauty I would have to ask him if he still wanted an apt as he has clearly wanked himself off writing that.

Text:
"Hey, got your number of twitter. What service do you offer? x"
Then a photo of him looking sorry for himself.


 

Text just received: "?200 I have to give to any girl ...my fantasies tease me with a kitchen knife over my stomach and chest and strangle me and tread on my stomach with high heels on (a full address and post code) (anytime)"

Him: 'Are you available today?'
Me: 'No I am not working today sorry'
Him: 'Couldn't you squeeze me in for an hour?'
Me: 'No I'm at home with my family'
Him: 'That wouldn't bother me'
Me: 'Jog on'

And they wonder why we ignore certain messages. If ever there was a demonstration that ignoring an initial message would have been far easier, this is it!