Yes the "Are you a squirter??" whilst fingering/licking in the totally wrong way gets on my nerves. It occasionally happens unexpectedly but tbh it tires me out so I would rather not do it very often.


I've also had a few guys ask over the phone "Will you squirt for me please pretty please, say you will go on I love that"  I usually say no but I'll wee on you if you want lol

It tires me out too so squirting is an extra from now, they don't realize how draining it can be especially in the shower.

Yes the "Are you a squirter??" whilst fingering/licking in the totally wrong way gets on my nerves. It occasionally happens unexpectedly but tbh it tires me out so I would rather not do it very often.


I've also had a few guys ask over the phone "Will you squirt for me please pretty please, say you will go on I love that"  I usually say no but I'll wee on you if you want lol

Ha ha ha ...I use that line ...except I say " I can prob squeeze a bit of pee out " lol 

Ive never squirted wth a punter or bf. Feel likr im missing out on something xx

Just arrived at my hotel text me 3pm booking the post code then get a text back saying 'ok thank you, what time can I come? and is the service really good' I do hope this isn't going to be a sign of things to come

Re: squirting
Speaking of clients asking if you could do squirting, were these clients aware that squirting is "peeing" on the bed and find this to be so SEXY?

"Study Concludes That Women Who Squirt During Sex Are Actually Peeing"

Female ejaculate is technically the small amount of milky white fluid that?s expressed when climaxing, New Scientist explains. Squirting, on the other hand, results in a much larger gush of a clear fluid, which comes from the urethra, the duct where urine is conveyed from the bladder. The findings, which combine biochemical analyses with pelvic ultrasounds, were published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine on Christmas Eve.

A French team led by Samuel Salama from Hopital Priv? de Parly II recruited seven healthy women?who?ve reported recurrent and massive fluid emission (enough to fill a cup) during sexual stimulation?to undergo ?provoked sexual arousal.? The team conducted pelvic ultrasound scans after urination and during sexual excitation just before and after the squirting event.

All of the women had empty bladders before sexual excitation, however, urine collected just before squirting showed that the bladder was filling up. Urine sampled after squirting revealed that the bladder had been emptied again, revealing the origin of the squirted liquid. "

I don't work Sundays but someone sent me an email asking me to phone him about my availability for the next few weeks. A few hours later he emails again - Sorry, I don't want to do this anymore.

Monday morning another email from him - Can we still work something out?

 

Re: squirting
Speaking of clients asking if you could do squirting, were these clients aware that squirting is "peeing" on the bed and find this to be so SEXY?

"Study Concludes That Women Who Squirt During Sex Are Actually Peeing"

Female ejaculate is technically the small amount of milky white fluid that?s expressed when climaxing, New Scientist explains. Squirting, on the other hand, results in a much larger gush of a clear fluid, which comes from the urethra, the duct where urine is conveyed from the bladder. The findings, which combine biochemical analyses with pelvic ultrasounds, were published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine on Christmas Eve.

A French team led by Samuel Salama from Hopital Priv? de Parly II recruited seven healthy women?who?ve reported recurrent and massive fluid emission (enough to fill a cup) during sexual stimulation?to undergo ?provoked sexual arousal.? The team conducted pelvic ultrasound scans after urination and during sexual excitation just before and after the squirting event.

All of the women had empty bladders before sexual excitation, however, urine collected just before squirting showed that the bladder was filling up. Urine sampled after squirting revealed that the bladder had been emptied again, revealing the origin of the squirted liquid. "

I don't get it, if they were sampling urine then there must have been urine to sample - both times. And how can collecting urine show whether the bladder is filling?  If you're full to bursting then the urine will be more concentrated (hence why a lot of urine dip tests are done with first morning pee, to check hormone levels, protein, etc) but on the few occasions I've squirted it has definitely not smelled anything like normal pee.

Also if I'm reading this right, they got a bunch of women nearly to orgasm and then said "OK can you just stop and have a piss in this cup? Ok thanks, carry on" (which sounds frankly improbable, I find it almost impossible to piss when I'm really turned on) and THEN the women squirted... so if they had just had a piss, where did this extra piss come from? And then after squirting they gave another piss sample even though they had empty bladders? How?

As far as I'm concerned any study consisting of only 7 people isn't worth the paper it's written on.

That aside I can say with certainty that whilst there may be traces of urine present in female ejaculate the majority is made up of clear odorless liquid, salts and sugars not to mention ejaculating one cupful wouldn't be considered a lot to prolific squirters!! Creamy liquid is not ejaculate.

This is way off topic anyway I'm sure there's a thread about this these posts can be popped into......

In other words the study is a piece of piss!! Literally...

Excellent VC and Fliss , it's definitely not pee but I don't think all the detailed study stuff goes with 'how to book an escort world championships '