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Paprika82

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10725 on: 29 December 2016, 04:09:42 pm »
"You're so hot, I'd love to get you pregnant!"

Right, because that won't get you blocked right?  ::) :FF
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curvywench

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10726 on: 29 December 2016, 10:31:11 pm »
Quote from: Paprika82 on 29 December 2016, 04:09:42 pm
"You're so hot, I'd love to get you pregnant!"

Right, because that won't get you blocked right?  ::) :FF

And I think I would have replied, no worries I could do with a meal ticket for the next 20 years. You get me pregnant, I will get the kid, the house and the maintenance, that's a great deal thanks
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MistressMorgana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10727 on: 30 December 2016, 11:50:16 am »
Leave a voicemail of the inside of his pocket that is over 4 minutes long  :D
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Paprika82

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10728 on: 30 December 2016, 12:55:25 pm »
Quote from: curvywench on 29 December 2016, 10:31:11 pm
And I think I would have replied, no worries I could do with a meal ticket for the next 20 years. You get me pregnant, I will get the kid, the house and the maintenance, that's a great deal thanks

I doubt that sort of person would pay at all, let alone reliably and reguarly.
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southamptonbabe

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10729 on: 01 January 2017, 12:16:44 am »

heyyy babe,

Just seen your profile and I have to say, I like what I see!

Anyways the reason I am messaging is because I would like to meet up. I also a service provider on here. I was wondering if you would be interested in shooting some pics and videos together for our profile and maybe even webcamming together?

I have over 40,000 profile views and almost 90+ positive ratings as well as having worked with girls in the past such as DaisyRock, eLouiselust, ChantelleWhite, BrookeDavis, FariyahKhan and more (content on my profile for proof).

Hope I havent wasted your time and hope to hear from you soon

Aaron x

Who the fuck is chantelle, brook and fariyah... whatever names are? Am i missing some celebrity names?  :o
 
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10730 on: 01 January 2017, 07:47:08 pm »
They're famous escorts of course! Like we are all famous to him! He is an escort wannabee AND an escort groupee all in one!

Bloody great he sounds.

Head down toilet.
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kitty_69

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10731 on: 01 January 2017, 09:52:29 pm »
on the phone 8 am
him : hi can i book 1 hour
me  :yes what time and where ?
him :9 am name of village
me :ok just text me your full address
get lots of text what time you coming?
 whats your address ?
what time you coming ?
what time you coming ?
what time you coming ?
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TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10732 on: 02 January 2017, 08:09:21 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 01 January 2017, 07:47:08 pm
They're famous escorts of course! Like we are all famous to him! He is an escort wannabee AND an escort groupee all in one!

Bloody great he sounds.

Head down toilet.

Well according to these clients we all know each other and have a weekly social.
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wishlist

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10733 on: 02 January 2017, 08:34:22 pm »
28/11 I work in (x). We fuck x
01/01 your tits are nice x
today Nice tits whats your name x

My tits must have dazzled him so much as he missed my name plastered over which ever profile he was reading  ;D
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10734 on: 03 January 2017, 09:53:45 am »
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Hi im working in XXX can i come see u today /tonight for some nasty dirty sex fisting on u or me pee in my mouth anal big insertions call me

Wow, how can I resist such a temptation  ::)
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10735 on: 03 January 2017, 05:53:45 pm »
I'm looking some one-one fun on a regular basis but also:

Do you like gangbangs?

I'm in a 5-aside team and there is 6 of us in total.
we all young and horny and looking for a bit of regular fun, possibly once a week?
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10736 on: 03 January 2017, 06:16:16 pm »
'Do you see 21 year olds?'
'No sorry as I make clear on my ads it's 25 and over'
'When are you available?'
'Well for you in about 4 years time'.
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10737 on: 03 January 2017, 07:01:30 pm »
Him,U avail?
Me,N.
Him,N?
Me, Couldn't be bothered to text proper words
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MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10738 on: 03 January 2017, 10:12:21 pm »
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hi there i would like to book you for a session if i may where was i would like is for you to be wearing some sort of sexy dress or top and skirt bra and knickers we have just met in a room for afternoon tea with a cake so i divide cheesecake up give you a piece and it accidentally falls on your dress I'm so very sorry and try to help you clean it off i have the hots for you but you are married you go bathroom to clean off i follow and apologies again and get a cloth i appologise again I'm about to have a shower now i kiss you and you push me away i shower when i come out you still trying to get the cake off and i kiss you again this time you want me i go shower and pull you in still clothed you shower with me lots of snogging then we go to the bed still in your wet clothing and ride me what do you think

 

How can I resist ?
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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10739 on: 04 January 2017, 05:30:41 am »
My profile specifically states no role play and still tossers try their luck don't they!  Can't they READ for God's sake! 
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