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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10710 on: 21 December 2016, 07:33:59 pm »
In just now...

Hi Honey ;-) u are so fit babe ! are u available this week ? yr so sexy ,am so hard !
hope we can get together ?? ?
Baz xxx



Merry Xmas to you too.  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10711 on: 22 December 2016, 07:39:59 am »
Just received this

"Hi there I've booked you tomorrow for 18:00. Just to let you know I haven't put my real mobile down due to being at home . I can phone you at a set Time if needs be just let me know. I read my emails every day on here!! Look forward to hearing from you x"

Ah no without a mobile number that is not happening

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10712 on: 22 December 2016, 04:30:10 pm »
An email via AW:

Nice pics and profile, are you single?

Would you ever like to be a dommy mommy with a live in son to train up to be a sissy cuckold?

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10713 on: 22 December 2016, 04:32:19 pm »
And another:

Subject Mistress

Him: Please find a use for me

Me: Yes you come and pay me for services.




Fliss

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10714 on: 24 December 2016, 08:57:48 am »
This email on AW:

Hi ,
Hope you're well and are busy with lots of work.
Just wondered if you would be interested in a massage? I offer a very relaxing, non-sexual, visiting massage so YOU can have the attention for a change!
I'm doing a FREE half hour massage as a trial, if you don't want more that's fine!
Please let me know if you'd like to try it out, you'll feel so relaxed I assure you!
Bye for now - any questions just ask :)
Happy Christmas!


I'm sure I've had a very similar one last year!

No website of course just a 2 year AW profile with limited FB..you want to see me naked...you pay like everyone else.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10715 on: 24 December 2016, 01:39:43 pm »

"Hiya how are you I'm at tonight on 35 diesel I'm just on my way back home and I'wull be driving down the a 34 soon and I'm looking to stop for a coffee at Chieveley services do you maybe fancy it up and sucking me off in the car "

 ;D ;D ;D
 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10716 on: 24 December 2016, 03:42:07 pm »
"Hiya how are you I'm at tonight on 35 diesel I'm just on my way back home and I'wull be driving down the a 34 soon and I'm looking to stop for a coffee at Chieveley services do you maybe fancy it up and sucking me off in the car "

 ;D ;D ;D

Well, no way you're going to get a better offer for Christmas Eve!  :D
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

Fliss

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10717 on: 25 December 2016, 04:24:18 pm »
Why oh Why.....  >:(. Email from a guy I'd seen twice in one location. I thought I'd explained to him 2/3 times the boundaries of a client/escort relationship but still he writes this...

Merry Christmas thank you for the fun close moments shared hope you are enjoying Christmas day ? I'm on my own if you want a companion and cuddles? X

No no no you are not getting a freebie!! Not only that he hasn't even noticed I'm touring elsewhere  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10718 on: 25 December 2016, 05:41:04 pm »
Bearing in mind the day, texts telling me how gorgeous I am... then asking if we can be friends.
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10719 on: 25 December 2016, 10:13:16 pm »
AW email:

Quote
Hope you are well
U look wonderful

I am fantasising about watching my wife with some one else
She looks
Ike you too
Cuckold really
Are you happy with this ?
It's like found poetry, really.

And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10720 on: 26 December 2016, 09:15:33 am »
Woke up to this on aw from someone I've never even met.  :FF

Who did you go on holiday with? And do you have kik messenger?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10721 on: 26 December 2016, 11:22:43 am »
Message on AW last night
HIM:Hi seen your post on adutwork turns me on very much would love to chat
Ry
ME: Feel free to book tomorrow when il next be working
HIM:=( working or i would, was thinking maybe a bit of flirting to start. really new to this what sorta things do you do and like?
ME: sorry unfortunatly I dont run a charity service, if you would like a free wank please go look elsewhere  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10722 on: 26 December 2016, 12:25:21 pm »
Message on AW last night
HIM:Hi seen your post on adutwork turns me on very much would love to chat
Ry
ME: Feel free to book tomorrow when il next be working
HIM:=( working or i would, was thinking maybe a bit of flirting to start. really new to this what sorta things do you do and like?
ME: sorry unfortunatly I dont run a charity service, if you would like a free wank please go look elsewhere  :FF

I get stuff like this from time to time too but do not respond at all. Sometimes I am tempted to come back with a put down but usually resist.

Fliss

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10723 on: 28 December 2016, 02:16:59 pm »
I recently put in bold no texts, calls only as I'd had too many TWs that way and just now I get, via text..

Hi I have read your profile but can't call as I am at work. I am 30 professional, where in X are you? I see you don't do owo, do you allow cum on body?

I seriously don't give a fuck!! Had a hideous booking yesterday, was in such a state after I accidentally bashed my head so hard I gave myself mild concussion & woke at 5 30am (feel nauseous & vice like band around my head) so NOT in the mood for this kinda crap  :FF
« Last Edit: 28 December 2016, 02:19:03 pm by Fliss »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10724 on: 28 December 2016, 05:30:59 pm »
'Hi can I book an hour at 8pm?'
'Yes that's fine I'll text you my address details'
'Can I just ask can I have a 2 girl?'
'No not this evening too short notice..'
'That's ok I'll just see you'
'Ok so are you driving to me?'
'Can I just ask?You advertise GFE..do you do PSE as well?'
'Actually yes..even though my AW ad makes much of me offering a sensual,passionate GFE with lots of touching and caressing and kissing..I actually forgot to add the other option of a hairflailing,skullfucking,PSE!'
'Really?'
'No!Go book someone that actually advertises a more PSE style of punt!' :FF