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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10650 on: 11 December 2016, 04:10:55 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 11 December 2016, 04:03:26 pm
Text toda.
'Write address booking 8pm'

Tell him he's missed some words out which would make him legible. Give him the dictionary.com link too so he can look up 'legible'.
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10651 on: 11 December 2016, 04:24:39 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 11 December 2016, 04:10:55 pm
Tell him he's missed some words out which would make him legible. Give him the dictionary.com link too so he can look up 'legible'.
He then text.
Suck, watersports
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10652 on: 11 December 2016, 04:31:10 pm »
I'd be tempted to reply
Onions, peppers, tomatoes
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10653 on: 11 December 2016, 05:43:46 pm »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 11 December 2016, 04:31:10 pm
I'd be tempted to reply
Onions, peppers, tomatoes
;D
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10654 on: 11 December 2016, 07:37:01 pm »
Sounds like an orang-utan. Not a man.

Ug Ug.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10655 on: 12 December 2016, 09:23:31 am »
Ooh ooh I can finally join this thread... Although I might change my display name so fellas dont google me and land here!  haha.

TW:  Wow you look hot.  First clue.
Me:  Thank you that?s lovely. 
TW:  What do you do? I just want to kiss and finger you.  Second glaring clue.
Me:  It?s all mentioned on my ads and website.
TW:  I got your number from a friend.  No you didn?t.
I send my website link.
TW:  So what do you do?  Dinner sounds nice.  Bye!

TW:  Hi are you avail for tow people?  I?ll assume you meant two.
Me:  I don?t do couples sorry.
TW:  We?ll go suprately  I?ll assume you meant separately.
So, who gets sloppy seconds?  Pass

TW:  Hi I seen your ad on ***** Okaay?
Me:  Let me know if you?d like to book.
TW:  How much do you charge?  For real?
Me:  My charges are in the ad.
TW:  I seen so many adds I don?t remember yours.  Well you got my number somehow, if you were serious you could probably find my ad again.
A few minutes later?.
TW:  ?


(Preview looks fine but in the post, all my apostrophes are having fits??  Sorry not sure what happened)
« Last Edit: 12 December 2016, 09:27:45 am by 20AcreRose »
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FellowTraveller

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10656 on: 12 December 2016, 09:27:14 am »
A few texts this weekend which got no reply...

Hi X you so so sexy and in that red bra. Where abouts are you. XXXX followed by..Hi hope you are ok today.XX😘

And..

Hi are you free tomorrow for an hour booking please and do you wear tights for the booking
2/3 weeks ago he sent...
Hi are you free for an in call today please can you wear a white suspender belt and brown stokings

YAWN...
« Last Edit: 12 December 2016, 11:26:28 am by FellowTraveller »
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20AcreRose

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10657 on: 12 December 2016, 09:28:40 am »
Double post sorry having technical issues!
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10658 on: 12 December 2016, 11:45:21 am »
Quote from: 20AcreRose on 12 December 2016, 09:28:40 am
Double post sorry having technical issues!
Ha ha ha my bodies having technical issues this morning , it's tired .
My bloody ipad is too , going mega slow and some browsers not opening !
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10659 on: 12 December 2016, 03:20:52 pm »
I'm having tech issues I'm about to explode. Caller had a couple of questions....oookk...answered one the second one was so the RP I wanted was taboo and you say NO TABOO...... :FF :FF.

Yes generally people who say no taboo, mean no taboo....give me strength.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10660 on: 12 December 2016, 06:05:51 pm »
Just told a guy he's too young
Him : so you won't see me I like the older ones
ME: so do I :)
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10661 on: 12 December 2016, 06:57:47 pm »
Guy who I had saved in my phone as "TW Wants Sub"

Me: How long would you like to visit for?
Him: Your hourly rate is ?120?
Me: Yes.
Him: And how many times can I cum?
Me: You're paying for my time, so it's up to you.
Him: So can I cum three times?
Me: Nah that's about double what I'd expect.
Him: ...What?
Me: Yeah I'd say 1.5 times is about right. Especially when you look at the rate of inflation and the falling pound, post Brexit. It's all linked, right?
Him: Well this is a waste of time.
Me: You got that right.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10662 on: 12 December 2016, 07:30:52 pm »
Can tell its a monday  :FF

Phone goes, I answer seemingly ok guy, asks if im working, I point out I dont work on a monday and il be free tomorrow from 2pm. He asks if I do CIM, at this point im getting slightly irritated, tells him my answer, he then asks if I do snowballing without saying the word just describing the act, I polity say if you would like to make a booking please call after 2pm tomorrow, he says ok then asks what im upto tonight  ??? :FF Quickly said im cleaning so call me tomorrow to make a booking, then quick as a flash says can you do me a favour, now I was thinking it will be somthing jokey like can you clean my house, no this little gem said 'lets have a wank on the phone together' I hang up and cracks back on with my cleaning  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10663 on: 12 December 2016, 07:51:55 pm »
I got this one this weekend

Hi mommy!
Merry Christmas mommy!
Will you be my new mommy xxx

Creepy as fu*k 🤔
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10664 on: 12 December 2016, 08:39:13 pm »
Fuck, that's disturbing.

I offer an early bird special of ?20 discount for any booking before 9am, but make it clear it MUST be booked in advance, and that I only work 8am-8pm.
I get this gem at 23:16
Hi is it possible to book and early bird special for tomorrow?

 :FF :FF :FF
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