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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10560 on: 01 December 2016, 01:23:44 pm »
You can pay  ( it used to be a fiver) to get a cheque to clear same day , so then you'd know before if it arrived early , could be handy or not  :)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10561 on: 01 December 2016, 01:37:53 pm »
You can pay  ( it used to be a fiver) to get a cheque to clear same day , so then you'd know before if it arrived early , could be handy or not  :)

Yeah but I need it here and cleared before next Friday to book flights and as its from outside the UK the chances of that are slim

Plus would rather not give out my full name and address

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10562 on: 01 December 2016, 01:41:54 pm »
Oh boo ! Didn't realise , I thought you might of had time to catch him out ( or not hopefully) sorry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10563 on: 01 December 2016, 02:01:44 pm »
Oh boo ! Didn't realise , I thought you might of had time to catch him out ( or not hopefully) sorry

Yeah I'm not sure how quickly it could get here

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10564 on: 01 December 2016, 02:17:21 pm »
Emailed and said I would need it here before hand as I wouldn't make any travel arrangements before hand, so it is up to themselves if they want to take the risk it doesn't arrive on time

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10565 on: 01 December 2016, 02:26:38 pm »
All sounds a bit odd , but then I've had bookings that I've been convinced are t/w s and they haven't been , but cheques a bit odd ...you'll be in a rush if it arrives ! ( don't think it will somehow)  ???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10566 on: 01 December 2016, 02:46:47 pm »
All sounds a bit odd , but then I've had bookings that I've been convinced are t/w s and they haven't been , but cheques a bit odd ...you'll be in a rush if it arrives ! ( don't think it will somehow)  ???

Yeah I mean I've had people fly me abroad and pay my overnight fee + travel and hotel costs who were only wanting 30 minutes/1 hour bookings, so the strangeness of it doesn't bother me, its
Just the timing
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10567 on: 01 December 2016, 03:19:23 pm »
Jesus it's worrying how ignorant some people are about stis!
Had a bloke ask to book then ask if he could rub his cock on my clit I said Yes with a condom on.
He then sounded shocked and asked if it was only with a condom on.I replied yes funnily enough I don't want precum and a bare cock near my bare fanny,haven't you heard of stis?
I suggestes he contact a lady that offers unprotected sex.
He replies with 'I didn't ask for bareback,trust me I don't have any sti'!
Well that's the fecking point you moron why exactly would I trust you?
Are people really that clueless that they think you can't get or give a dose of something without actually coming inside a fanny! :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10568 on: 01 December 2016, 03:32:16 pm »
Jesus it's worrying how ignorant some people are about stis!
Had a bloke ask to book then ask if he could rub his cock on my clit I said Yes with a condom on.
He then sounded shocked and asked if it was only with a condom on.I replied yes funnily enough I don't want precum and a bare cock near my bare fanny,haven't you heard of stis?
I suggestes he contact a lady that offers unprotected sex.
He replies with 'I didn't ask for bareback,trust me I don't have any sti'!
Well that's the fecking point you moron why exactly would I trust you?
Are people really that clueless that they think you can't get or give a dose of something without actually coming inside a fanny! :FF

At least he's asked before a booking! I've had guys who wait till the booking to ask so I politely but firmly say I don't do that. Worst are the odd ones who try to do it sneakily during foreplay...err no chance matey.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10569 on: 01 December 2016, 05:00:52 pm »
Emailing today for a booking arranged for next week, his final email.

Great! Will look forward to it, and we can have some sexting leading up to the booking.  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10570 on: 01 December 2016, 06:09:50 pm »
Call from a landline
Him...Can I see you later?
Me...Do you have a mobile?
Him...No
Me...Then I can't give you a booking (He sounds like a dork and I don't do evenings anyway)
Him...How much is it?
Me...What's the point I'm not going to see you
Him..How old are you?
Me...Why keep asking me pointless questions?
Him...Because I'm a fucking pervert that's why!
Me..You've got that right!
I put the phone down.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10571 on: 01 December 2016, 06:29:47 pm »
Call from a landline
Him...Can I see you later?
Me...Do you have a mobile?
Him...No
Me...Then I can't give you a booking (He sounds like a dork and I don't do evenings anyway)
Him...How much is it?
Me...What's the point I'm not going to see you
Him..How old are you?
Me...Why keep asking me pointless questions?
Him...Because I'm a fucking pervert that's why!
Me..You've got that right!
I put the phone down.
At least he was honest! That made me laugh.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10572 on: 02 December 2016, 02:51:46 pm »
This is another one I reply to simply with "No."

I would also bet my car that he's white and has a 5ins cock.


Damn! and there was me getting all excited lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10573 on: 02 December 2016, 05:33:47 pm »
I'm losing the will to......work.... phone call just now.

YoungSoundingChav(YSC): yeh are you busy?

Me: Busy what do you mean?

YSC: Yeh are you busy Are you free?

Me:  No I'm very expensive........goodbye.


He sounded extremely young and my ADs all say over 25......and I'm afraid I couldn't resist my last line!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10574 on: 02 December 2016, 05:57:21 pm »
Via email, "Hey have a booking for my boss"

Do people really get their subordinates to make bookings for them?! In any case I wouldn't accept a booking unless it was made by the person planning to attend.
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