Text sent middle of the night simply saying:

Yo ring me

Text sent middle of the night simply saying:

Yo ring me

Oh that's great lol , right up there with "u avail"

Ha ha ha Kat , I save them and tell them when they call.
Had one today ,
Him : I'd really like to come and see you today blah blah john
Me : oh I'm busy plus you've changed your name from? Since you last messaged so I don't mind you making up a name at all but I have hundreds of johns so it would be better to have something a little more original.
Him: oh thanks for the tip , maybe we can meet up soon
Me : ok , but fully booked now lol .
Ha ha had an appointment with some tramadol lol ( not recreational lol )

Hi I'm 19 and nervous   
I want to make a booking but can we get to know each other first

I don't know if you do social bookings. If you do/did, he could probably not afford both of them - the social and the intimate ones.

Text: "Good evening Kat I am a black gent of athletic build c/w six pack over 6 feet high and extremely well endowed 13 inches would you consider meeting with me at your convenience kind regards (his name)"

This is another one I reply to simply with "No."

I would also bet my car that he's white and has a 5ins cock.

'I was wondering if you require any assistance in taking photos or video content for your profile and public & private galleries. I offer my services free of charge, as it's just a hobby and I enjoy working with attractive 40+ women like yourself. I have a creative eye and produce excellent quality material which is yours to do as you see fit with, I don't keep any photo or video footage that I keep, so once edited and passed on to you, you can watch me delete the originals, if you wish to do so. If this is something you may be interested in then please let me know and we can further discuss things'
 
What's his game? Titillation?

Text..

"You just need a real man to sort you out"

"You could be right. Do you know one?"