This by email now:


Hi I'm looking to book you very soon, I would like to book you for a full week. for the full week I would like to have you as my wife for the week. we would play husband and wife, we would do everything together durning our time would like to see you dress like a princess durning the day and a naughty slut in the evening. this will take place in my new built house in Warrington, could you please quote me on this service please.

So I would be running around an empty house dressed up as Frozen? Fuck I'd rather be Pocahontas, what should I reply???

Just reply that you are a human being and not a fucking sex doll/robot/zomboid.

Men like this disgust me.

Bloke rings as I am literally on my way out and finished for the evening.Asks for this evening and told politely I wasn't available.Asks if I am sure...yes I'm sure thanks.
Feck me he then texts asking me to come to his place he will pay for a taxi!
I couldn't help myself and asked him exactly what difference going to his would make when I don't offer outcalls (he got me off AW so reason for him not to know this) and when I have already told him twice I am not working this evening!
Cheeky twat texts 'Lol...wowww..no need for that' like I'm the one being unreasonable.I texted back 'and no need not to take no for an answer to begin with'.
I really cannot stand pushy twats like that.He will never get a booking from me!

I just got a short and sweet 'yo' this morning

I'm getting them all today.

hi
have you ever done pee fart and poo for anyone?
just want to watch it
no sex
no dirty things
i am 24 Italian
thanks

You want me to do a shit, but nothing dirty. OHHHHH-KAAAAAY.

I got the exact same message lol

I personally find it disgusting, no matter how much someone paid me I wouldn't crush a living thing for money.

it is, forgot to add, I obvs declined.

Killing a living thing for someone else's amusement..

Someone I'd seen once before, and was OK - despite asking if he could buy my used knickers - called today and asked if I would do a 20m appointment for 40 quid (I charge 40 for 15m and 60 for 30m). I said no and he really tried to twist my arm. Don't know why but it really hacked me off: is that 5m going to make SO much difference to you, and if so, why not just pay for 30m? 

As well as not having the energy to get ready for short booking on an otherwise lazy day, I just envisaged us having some sort of naked Mexican standoff at the 15:01 mark.