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Luciexx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10425 on: 09 November 2016, 09:11:25 pm »
If you don't want to see me in your free time (to give him free sex), have my money and you drop your pants and open your legs.   This was after I told him I would not see him again.  ???

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10426 on: 09 November 2016, 09:22:18 pm »
have a fantasy....you leave the door ajar....i walk in ....and your naked except for knee high boots.. Your playing withyourself....dont speak...just stand up, drop to your knees, unzip me and suck?....would you be able to do this or would you change anything??

 ::) ::)

Candles. I would put plenty of candles leading all the way from the door to your bed.
Tested and approved on one of my boyfriend's. It was awesome.

As for your client tell him the thing you would change is just HIM ffs

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10427 on: 10 November 2016, 02:41:44 am »
Id have to reply to that with just:
*you're

 ;D ;D As an avid writer, that was the part that annoyed me most!  :D

loubyloo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10428 on: 10 November 2016, 06:53:16 pm »
Guy called and asked about an hour service, towards the end of the conversation he asked if I could wear some specific lingerie, eyes rolling I asked him what he wanted and he said 'Do you have any Gossard bras?' I thought for a moment then said no I don't he then asked 'Do you have any bras with 2 little holes in the back'? Again I said no then he then said 'I'll call you back later' I won't hold my breath.
I've heard of clothing requests but nothing as specific as the brand of a bra that's a new one on me.

I had this guy call me up with the same request and he even sent a photo of the unsexiest bra I've ever seen!! Haha

kate_x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10429 on: 11 November 2016, 02:42:26 pm »
Just got sent this;

Hi Kate,

I have seen you a few times and near your area today and would love to see you again for half hour.

I do not a phone I can use to call you though so was hoping we could book something just over AW ?

I know you are just behind the station but saw you a few times at hotels.

G x


No feedback and profile only created today, 3 mins before he sent the message!

MissSJ

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10430 on: 11 November 2016, 03:39:44 pm »
Just got this text....

'Hey, 26.m.uk are you free tonight?
Love to suck your toes x'

 :FF

lulu7

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10431 on: 11 November 2016, 05:01:57 pm »
I have this "enemy" escort who hates me and has repeatedly tried many different things to get clients to stop seeing me/Would get her clients to harass me.


Idiot: "I'll give you ?1000 for a 1 hour booking"
Me: "no thanks"

Idiot "fine you rude bitch I'll just go and book your enemy."

Me: (laughing) I'm not sure if my enemy is going to appreciate that the only reason you booked her is because I refused to see you but go ahead, enjoy her.:)

Idiot: you crazy bitch.

I nearly wet my pants because this isn't the first time that a client has been refused by me and then used her as a second option so I can only imagine how impressed she'll be by this latest one.
 I have no idea why some men are so stupid. Do they really think anyone is going to enjoy being second choice to someone they hate????  ::)
 if I turned him down does he really think I'll care if anyone else gets his "money". God give me strength


Hadley

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10432 on: 11 November 2016, 07:27:16 pm »
I've just been asked if I'm house trained  :(
"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."

-Betty White

Hadley

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10433 on: 11 November 2016, 07:29:48 pm »
I've literally never had a greater urge to shit on someone's carpet
"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."

-Betty White

Sexymilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10434 on: 11 November 2016, 07:36:52 pm »
I've literally never had a greater urge to shit on someone's carpet

Lol thats so fucking funny xx

Hadley

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10435 on: 11 November 2016, 10:00:20 pm »
Thank you SexyMilf, was raging but you have made me see the funny side  :)
"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."

-Betty White

TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10436 on: 12 November 2016, 11:12:15 am »
I've literally never had a greater urge to shit on someone's carpet

I can just picture bending over and leaving a pile there like "Oh I lied about being house trained" the sad thing is that as gross as it sounds some clients I've seen would probably put it in a jar and keep it.

mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10437 on: 14 November 2016, 12:29:50 pm »
Just received an email..


Wondered if you would like to help out with a fantasy..

Many years ago I had a friend and she always wore sexy high heel boots. I always used to sneak a look at her boots when ever she visited. One day she caught me looking and offered to take me upstairs where she would pose in every pair and let me film it so I could look at them whenever I like..

She also said she would dominate me with every pair after the filming, making me lick them and mouth fucking me by inserting the toe of each pair into my mouth and pumping in and out. She also said she would repeatedly wank my cock off under her boots....

Unfortunately I was embarrassed and never took her up on it pretending she had It wrong. Really wish I had now.

Wondered if you would be interested as per below.

You greet me at the door wearing business type trousers with high heel boots underneath. We sit on the sofa and you catch me trying to discretely look at your boots. You tease me a bit by moving your boots around in a provocative manner.

You then ask me what I am doing and question if I have a shoe/boot fetish. I deny it but you tell me you are going to take me upstairs to pose in every pair and let me film it so I could look at them whenever I like..

After the filming you dominate me by forcing me to clean them all with wet wipes. Once clean you restrain me in front of you whilst you sit above me and pour oil onto the toe of the shoe or boot before guiding it into my mouth.

You then pump in and out, fucking my mouth with the toe part of the shoe/boot. You periodically punish me by sliding the shoe/boot our to jab my face before sliding it back in for more mouth fucking.

In addition to this you repeatedly pump my cock between and under your oily footwear refusing to stop until I cum....

Repeating this cycle of punishment and keeping me at the mercy of your sexy shoes and boots for the remainder of the session. Using as many pairs as you can to fuck my mouth and cock during the session.

Do you have a large collection of closed toe high heel shoes and boots for this type of session. I have 5 really sexy pairs of boots I can bring in size 6 if u like.

If you think you could provide this type of role play please confirm availability for tomorrow morning

Hope to hear from you soon.

Sent him an email back..

As I don't offer role play/uniforms/humiliation/domination/filming I can only assume you have sent this to the wrong escort.

Helen.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10438 on: 14 November 2016, 02:36:49 pm »
Phone call

Him...How much?
Me....What for?
Him..Hardsports how much?
Me...I don't do it
Him..Watersports?
Me..I don't do it
Him..Rimming?
Me...I don't do it.
Him...(exasperated)Well what DO you do?
Me...(pissed off) This!...CLICK!

Sexymilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10439 on: 14 November 2016, 02:38:50 pm »
Thank you SexyMilf, was raging but you have made me see the funny side  :)
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You have to see the funny side in this job or we wld end up in a straight jacket xx