Me: Hello, [myname] speaking?
Him: Hi, is that [myname]?
At this point I rated him as 75% likely to be a TW since he clearly wasn't listening to my greeting
Me: Yes it is
Him: Great, how are you, wow you sound gorgeous
TW rating now up to 80% because how the fuck does someone "sound" gorgeous
Him: Yeah I'm coming down to your city in an hour or so and wanted to see you, your photos are so great, you are so sexy, I love a woman with a big bum...
Me [Interrupting]: What's your name and how long do you want to book for?
Him: It's XXX, and I was thinking an overnight
TW rating now at 85% as he sounded far too young (and stupid) to have enough cash for my overnight rate
Me: Maximum booking for new customers is 2 hours.
Him: Oh right, well is it incall or outcall?
Me: I can offer both. Are you staying at a hotel?
Him: Well I can do
TW rating now at 90% as he clearly has no definite travel plans or reason to be in my city and hotels here are laughably expensive
Him: So do you do OWO?
Me: Yes
Him: Do you do anal?
Me: No
Him: Do you do watersports?
Me: No
TW rating now 95%
Me [interrupting]: Where did you find my number?
Him: AW
Me: Well my profile on AW very clearly states my likes and dislikes list, so I am suspecting that the only reason you have phoned me is to have a wank while you think about booking me.
Him: Do you have a friend who could join us?
