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wishlist

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10335 on: 20 October 2016, 04:00:12 pm »
Got a text yest (even tho my profile clearly states do not text) saying 'I want to plough you' needless to say he didnt get my normal response of 'please call for bookings'
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10336 on: 21 October 2016, 10:46:22 am »
Quote from: wishlist on 20 October 2016, 04:00:12 pm
Got a text yest (even tho my profile clearly states do not text) saying 'I want to plough you' needless to say he didnt get my normal response of 'please call for bookings'
I had someone texting via the AW service (so at least I got paid for responding!) asking if he could, "Slam my pussy with his 8" cock." Urgh, no thanks...

Also this morning, guys calls for appointment, I give him my postcode go through my litle spiel. He then asks for the postcode again so I give it him again. Then I ask for a name and ask him to read back the postcode. He asks for it again...I hung up. If someone hasn't written it down second time after asking me for it again I'm not going to expect them to be showing up!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10337 on: 21 October 2016, 12:20:56 pm »
By email this morning:

Twat: 'Hi Amy, love your profile and see you're heading my way soon. Got a thick uncut 8 inch cock I know you'd enjoy getting to know!'

Me: 'Do you think you should be letting it write your emails?'
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10338 on: 21 October 2016, 12:22:57 pm »
Quote from: amy on 21 October 2016, 12:20:56 pm
By email this morning:

Twat: 'Hi Amy, love your profile and see you're heading my way soon. Got a thick uncut 8 inch cock I know you'd enjoy getting to know!'

Me: 'Do you think you should be letting it write your emails?'

 :D :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10339 on: 21 October 2016, 04:04:44 pm »
Quote from: amy on 21 October 2016, 12:20:56 pm
By email this morning:

Twat: 'Hi Amy, love your profile and see you're heading my way soon. Got a thick uncut 8 inch cock I know you'd enjoy getting to know!'

Me: 'Do you think you should be letting it write your emails?'

LMAO!!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10340 on: 21 October 2016, 07:03:29 pm »
Dear Lord, anyone else got the Jungle Book fantasy role play request????
Its just too long to copy paste and I'm sitting here thinking he's probably serious about it!!!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10341 on: 22 October 2016, 10:02:29 am »
By text:

Twat: available now??? street address an postcode now
Me: *ignores*
Twat: street address an postcode pls???
Me: it's manners street, off courtesy place
Twat: don't no it
Me: no, I didn't think you did
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10342 on: 22 October 2016, 10:31:11 am »
Email received :

"How big are your tits as I might have 2 potential jobs for you, 1 being for a friend. The other is for me."

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10343 on: 22 October 2016, 10:58:00 am »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 21 October 2016, 07:03:29 pm
Dear Lord, anyone else got the Jungle Book fantasy role play request????
Its just too long to copy paste and I'm sitting here thinking he's probably serious about it!!!!

Omfg! Mt friend got this now she can't watch the jungle book without thinking about that email. It really creeped her out lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10344 on: 22 October 2016, 12:55:26 pm »
Quote from: peachybum on 22 October 2016, 10:58:00 am
Omfg! Mt friend got this now she can't watch the jungle book without thinking about that email. It really creeped her out lol

I ended up trying to imagine how on Earth he wanted to play it out? And was I supposed to be Kaa???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10345 on: 22 October 2016, 01:55:03 pm »
Quote from: amy on 22 October 2016, 10:02:29 am
By text:

Twat: available now??? street address an postcode now
Me: *ignores*
Twat: street address an postcode pls???
Me: it's manners street, off courtesy place
Twat: don't no it
Me: no, I didn't think you did

That is brilliant.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10346 on: 22 October 2016, 02:34:03 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 22 October 2016, 01:55:03 pm
That is brilliant.

I'm taking a screenshot of this one !!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10347 on: 22 October 2016, 02:44:19 pm »
Received this AW email from a profile set up 2 days ago...

Hello

I wish to produce videos for my own private collection. I am hoping you be interested in film work. I wish to produce ass shaking films. Also tit sucking films. I can offer a very substantial financial package. If interested please reply directly to
xxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com

This is a very genuine business request with the opportunity to earn a great deal of monies.

Yours sincerely.

Janet Graham


Well 'Janet Graham' If you read my profile you will see I don't offer filming or photos, also on my profile is my age 58 and most likely if I were to 'shake my ass' with the vigour you'd require for your video I'd pull something and end up in A&E. Unfortunately I will have to pass on your generous and tempting offer of a 'great deal of monies'
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10348 on: 22 October 2016, 03:03:41 pm »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 21 October 2016, 07:03:29 pm
Dear Lord, anyone else got the Jungle Book fantasy role play request????
Its just too long to copy paste and I'm sitting here thinking he's probably serious about it!!!!

Yep, a few times from different IDs/aliases. Ignore him, he's a fantasist.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10349 on: 22 October 2016, 03:05:55 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 22 October 2016, 02:44:19 pm
Received this AW email from a profile set up 2 days ago...

Hello

I wish to produce videos for my own private collection. I am hoping you be interested in film work. I wish to produce ass shaking films. Also tit sucking films. I can offer a very substantial financial package. If interested please reply directly to
xxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com

This is a very genuine business request with the opportunity to earn a great deal of monies.

Yours sincerely.

Janet Graham


Well 'Janet Graham' If you read my profile you will see I don't offer filming or photos, also on my profile is my age 58 and most likely if I were to 'shake my ass' with the vigour you'd require for your video I'd pull something and end up in A&E. Unfortunately I will have to pass on your generous and tempting offer of a 'great deal of monies'

Received as well - I produce my own clips for my own "financial package" and "monies".
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