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Luciexx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10305 on: 16 October 2016, 09:29:40 am »
a booking request from a guy (I spoke to him) who has neutral feedbacks which described that he had cancelled / messed escorts around.  He texted me, "coming by taxi, send me your address".  Thank you, ladies.  Your comments helped. 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10306 on: 16 October 2016, 06:28:00 pm »
Just woke up to this gem:

"Hi mom do you give sloppy gobbles?"

I am actually amused by this and just tickled by the way "sloppy gobbles" sounds that I'm tempted to text back an appreciative comment.
I like this too, think I would have replied. Better than 'Will you do a blowjob for a tenner babe' which is what I woke up to on Saturday
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10307 on: 17 October 2016, 08:04:40 pm »
Mail received yesterday :-)




Hey there,

Love your photos and profile!

Me and my lovely girlfriend sit here typing, new to this site, with hopefully an interesting request for you :-)

We both share a foot fetish and love for women's feet, specifically we both get turned on by the smell. The smell of a woman's foot when they are sweaty and tired after a long day bare feet in shoes.....

Have just returned from holiday where we went to a strip club and had an incredible foot smelling encounter with a gorgeous and open minded stripper. 1 hour of foot smelling (both ladies smelling each others feet and shoes) along with sexy dancing and flirting....

Now we want to take it to the next level and meet up with a sexy (open minded) girl who would indulge in our foot smelling play but also be happy with intercourse along with the sexy foot play?

So I ask you would this be something you would consider? Are you able to get smelly feet and do you have shoes that are well worn and smelly? Would you be comfortable smelling Sarah's feet? We just want to make sure so we are not wasting anyone's time

We are an attractive couple in our early thirties :-)

Hope to hear from you soon

Had him too

Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10308 on: 17 October 2016, 08:41:50 pm »
Mail received yesterday :-)




Hey there,

Love your photos and profile!

Me and my lovely girlfriend sit here typing, new to this site, with hopefully an interesting request for you :-)

We both share a foot fetish and love for women's feet, specifically we both get turned on by the smell. The smell of a woman's foot when they are sweaty and tired after a long day bare feet in shoes.....

Have just returned from holiday where we went to a strip club and had an incredible foot smelling encounter with a gorgeous and open minded stripper. 1 hour of foot smelling (both ladies smelling each others feet and shoes) along with sexy dancing and flirting....

Now we want to take it to the next level and meet up with a sexy (open minded) girl who would indulge in our foot smelling play but also be happy with intercourse along with the sexy foot play?

So I ask you would this be something you would consider? Are you able to get smelly feet and do you have shoes that are well worn and smelly? Would you be comfortable smelling Sarah's feet? We just want to make sure so we are not wasting anyone's time

We are an attractive couple in our early thirties :-)

Hope to hear from you soon
If this was a genuine enquiry I'd do this booking, I have lots of foot sniffers.
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10309 on: 17 October 2016, 09:20:53 pm »
Text Sunday 9.20pm
Hi, Never tried this before, so could you give me a run down of what to expect ? I'm 22 and like an older woman. I'm thinking about doing it but I can't lie this is way out of my comfort zone. (I'd prefer to talk by text if that okay) James

Text Today 20.27
I'd like to meet but I'm not totally comfortable just yet because I don't know what to expect.
I'd really like to start with texting. If you don't want to text then. Maybe you could call and leave a voicemail.

(Think I'll pass for at least 13 years and he reaches my min age requirement hopefully by then he'll have grown some balls and know what he wants. I'm a whore not a hand holding nursery nurse.)


Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10310 on: 17 October 2016, 09:21:38 pm »
Had him too

Me too - I thought it was a bit of a copy and paste job!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10311 on: 17 October 2016, 09:31:55 pm »
Text Sunday 9.20pm
Hi, Never tried this before, so could you give me a run down of what to expect ? I'm 22 and like an older woman. I'm thinking about doing it but I can't lie this is way out of my comfort zone. (I'd prefer to talk by text if that okay) James

Text Today 20.27
I'd like to meet but I'm not totally comfortable just yet because I don't know what to expect.
I'd really like to start with texting. If you don't want to text then. Maybe you could call and leave a voicemail.

(Think I'll pass for at least 13 years and he reaches my min age requirement hopefully by then he'll have grown some balls and know what he wants. I'm a whore not a hand holding nursery nurse.)

Quite. The worst clients I have had have been men in their 20's who want me to take charge and seduce them. Euuuukkkkkkkkk. CBA.

mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10312 on: 17 October 2016, 09:47:05 pm »
Quite. The worst clients I have had have been men in their 20's who want me to take charge and seduce them. Euuuukkkkkkkkk. CBA.
I won't see them, too many have 'mommy/aunty roleplay fantasies which I don't do. Give me a grown man who knows what he want's and its something I offer and I'm a happy hooker.

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10313 on: 17 October 2016, 09:49:48 pm »
Exactly. I saw a young guy the other week and got a text from him yesterday:
Please go out with me you are so wonderful and I can learn so much from you.

F ORRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10314 on: 17 October 2016, 10:13:19 pm »
hi baby.  can u pick me up plz?  i'll give you money for petrol and ?50 for a handjob in the car



i even say in my profile i am at the mercy of public transport so i'll not travel far from the city centre!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10315 on: 18 October 2016, 12:09:20 pm »
Exactly. I saw a young guy the other week and got a text from him yesterday:
Please go out with me you are so wonderful and I can learn so much from you.

F ORRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Lmao just ask him he wants to learn about 'scat play' booking yesterday said he'd  "like to see some chocolate sauce come out of my little fudge hole"" sorry all I could think about was you lol x

mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10316 on: 18 October 2016, 01:06:06 pm »
Hey,

Youve got a great profile, really did interest me. Well im Andre Lavado, you may have even heard of me. (killergram,com)

(couple of killergram links attached)

Well anyway getting to the point, I would love to do some pictures together for our private gallery. Is this something that would interest you? If so just reply back with your contact number and il give you a call x

I could even do some Solo ones of you if you fancied.

I have the New GoPro camera which takes HD pictures and Videos.

Andre Lavado

Be sure to check my profile out.

I think I will pass.

Nora batty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10317 on: 18 October 2016, 01:07:25 pm »
Aw email this weekend


Hello,

I?ve been considering a Fetish/Domination Session

Is there any chance you are looking for a Personal Slav and work for potential 'play' through chores which you need and if you decide I do a good job I can get rewarded with play/punished -

Now I?ll be honest - I?m asking this as I've never did anything like this so would be a bit shy which would make it a fun experience but would like to learn a lot and also impress but getting trained in the correct way.

Some tasks I can do for you:
Washing
Cleaning
Scrubbing
Footstool
Painting Nails
Getting dressed
Giving massages
Worshipping you
Pictures/Videos for your private gallery*
Whatever you wish....

Kind regards,
Dean

Didn't even bother relying, freebie hunting cut and paste

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10318 on: 18 October 2016, 01:13:16 pm »
Hey,

Youve got a great profile, really did interest me. Well im Andre Lavado, you may have even heard of me. (killergram,com)

(couple of killergram links attached)

Well anyway getting to the point, I would love to do some pictures together for our private gallery. Is this something that would interest you? If so just reply back with your contact number and il give you a call x

I could even do some Solo ones of you if you fancied.

I have the New GoPro camera which takes HD pictures and Videos.

Andre Lavado

Be sure to check my profile out.

I think I will pass.

Yeah, I've had that bellend. I can't remember whether I bothered replying to point out that my profile clearly says I don't allow any photography or filming or just dumped it. I'd guess at the latter ::).

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10319 on: 18 October 2016, 07:18:45 pm »
Hey,

Youve got a great profile, really did interest me. Well im Andre Lavado, you may have even heard of me. (killergram,com)

(couple of killergram links attached)

Well anyway getting to the point, I would love to do some pictures together for our private gallery. Is this something that would interest you? If so just reply back with your contact number and il give you a call x

I could even do some Solo ones of you if you fancied.

I have the New GoPro camera which takes HD pictures and Videos.

Andre Lavado

Be sure to check my profile out.

I think I will pass.

Haven't heard of him, received the same email several times. Yawn and straight in the bin!
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