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Luciexx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10125 on: 22 September 2016, 09:18:08 am »
If he doesn't have English as a first language especially he might not be referring to bareback.

An English guy also asked me:

Him: Can I cum inside your ass? 

Me: oh, no bareback.  I don't do any bareback.

Him:  No, it's not bareback.  Just coming inside your ass.

Me: that IS BAREBACK! (at this point, quite annoyed lol)

Him: no, it's cream pie, not bareback.

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Is he right?   :o



Luciexx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10126 on: 22 September 2016, 09:25:05 am »
A non English man rang me once, asked if I would pay attention to his testes.
It was not a bad request or abusive but the word "testes" just got me.  I had to say I was busy and could not see him. If he had turned up and said that word again I would not have been able to control my giggles.

I recently had someone who hardly spoke English.  Boy, he made me giggle a lot, too..... Initially, I thought I was going to get raided (or he will take my money away etc) as he looked more like a gang member, possibly....smartly dressed but looked rather strong and spoke forcefully.... ::)  It turned out he was a bit cheeky but genuine.   I was slightly worried if he would be able to understand me over the phone but he found where I was much quicker than anyone else and it was hassle-free.   I realise that you are still smart even when your command of English isn't so great.   

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10127 on: 22 September 2016, 11:29:44 am »
An English guy also asked me:

Him: Can I cum inside your ass? 

Me: oh, no bareback.  I don't do any bareback.

Him:  No, it's not bareback.  Just coming inside your ass.

Me: that IS BAREBACK! (at this point, quite annoyed lol)

Him: no, it's cream pie, not bareback.

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Is he right?   :o

To avoid confusion over jargon, I usually rephrase it as "I only allow full sex with condoms."

But no he wasn't right, in order to create a creampie (i.e. leaving spunk in your arse or pussy) by definition it has to be bareback, otherwise the "cream" will be inside the condom!
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10128 on: 22 September 2016, 11:44:34 am »
I just declined a booking with a young sounding man who gave me iffy vibes on the phone. He then texted me "why not i cudnt rember ur details but no ur mature which iz wot i lyk lol"

Methinks I made the right decision.  :)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10129 on: 22 September 2016, 01:39:11 pm »
Hi,

My old account got deleted for some unexplained reason and had reviews of 27 girls I had seen in the past I can provide you their adultwork url and my name for reference.

I am looking for an overnight session this weekend for which I am willing to pay ?3000, I am looking for pornstar/girlfriend experience which means no use of condoms.

In order to practice bareback safely we need to get tested, I have my recent STI result and hope you have yours. In case your STI result is over 1 week old we may have to get tested together at a facility which gives instant results there are many such facilities I know of. We can meet 2 hours before and get tested.

If you trust me and are not a hypochondriac we can meet on Saturday, please let me know in advance to do the hotel reservation.

Thank You

Yours Sincerely,

William


Where does one start...... I think my best bit was 'for some reason my account got deleted' Really....  ;D ;D ;D

Luciexx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10130 on: 22 September 2016, 02:28:42 pm »
To avoid confusion over jargon, I usually rephrase it as "I only allow full sex with condoms."

But no he wasn't right, in order to create a creampie (i.e. leaving spunk in your arse or pussy) by definition it has to be bareback, otherwise the "cream" will be inside the condom!
  Thank YOU!    :)

LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10131 on: 24 September 2016, 01:02:12 pm »
I received this a few days ago, so as far I'm concerned this is taboo RP, my profile states I don't do taboo, even lists types of taboo I don't do  :FF still I get this:

Hi there, I have a fantasy scenario I wish to play out, and I'm trying to find a girl who'd be happy to help.
I'd like you to play my pet dog, you'd let me walk you on a lead, you'd bark, pant, lick me, offer your paw etc.. and I'd finish by fucking you doggy style, during which you'd bark throughout.
If this is something you'd be happy to do, please let me know and we can arrange a time and date x


Not only that actually I state currently I'm not doing ANY RP (due to my ankle) Read my profile asshole!!
 
« Last Edit: 24 September 2016, 01:04:10 pm by LadyOfTheNight »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10132 on: 24 September 2016, 01:11:07 pm »
I really hope that guy isn't a dog owner.

 :-\

 :D

LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10133 on: 24 September 2016, 01:16:16 pm »
I really hope that guy isn't a dog owner.

 :-\

 :D

Me too...so whilst mostly that grossed me out I had to laugh at the request to bark throughout sex  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10134 on: 24 September 2016, 01:17:19 pm »
I received this a few days ago, so as far I'm concerned this is taboo RP, my profile states I don't do taboo, even lists types of taboo I don't do  :FF still I get this:

Hi there, I have a fantasy scenario I wish to play out, and I'm trying to find a girl who'd be happy to help.
I'd like you to play my pet dog, you'd let me walk you on a lead, you'd bark, pant, lick me, offer your paw etc.. and I'd finish by fucking you doggy style, during which you'd bark throughout.
If this is something you'd be happy to do, please let me know and we can arrange a time and date x



I don't offer role play but I do offer sub services, and I'd be very happy to do that. It sounds like a lot of fun to me.

That said, any naughty-puppy piddling on the floor would mean booking an outcall. I have carpet :).

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10135 on: 24 September 2016, 01:21:32 pm »
You could be a naughty dog and cock your leg up everywhere, poo on his floor, try and bite him and run outside into his back garden/yard and start howling etc. Just make sure you get the fee first!

LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10136 on: 24 September 2016, 01:23:55 pm »
You could be a naughty dog and cock your leg up everywhere, poo on his floor, try and bite him and run outside into his back garden/yard and start howling etc. Just make sure you get the fee first!

Hahaha I'm almost tempted to reply with that scenario to see if he will bite, so to speak

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10137 on: 24 September 2016, 01:24:49 pm »
You could be a naughty dog and cock your leg up everywhere, poo on his floor, try and bite him and run outside into his back garden/yard and start howling etc. Just make sure you get the fee first!

:D

Waiting for him to go out and then tipping the kitchen bin over and dragging the contents all over the house would be another good one.

That said, if the above was sent when LoTN had 'no roleplay' on her profile, I daresay it's just somebody messing about. Shame.

LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10138 on: 24 September 2016, 01:26:05 pm »
:D

Waiting for him to go out and then tipping the kitchen bin over and dragging the contents all over the house would be another good one.

That said, if the above was sent when LoTN had 'no roleplay' on her profile, I daresay it's just somebody messing about. Shame.

Yes probably, if not I will send him your way Amy  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10139 on: 24 September 2016, 04:20:39 pm »
I'm sure this one has been done, but those who act like they know you- texting Hello, how are you? Or just texting 'Hi'.
Honestly do they think this is a way to endear us, if you're going to text just fucking ask me whatever you need to know!

Sometimes, I reply Who is this? (just for kicks!) to see if maybe he will then enter into a sensible conversation. but NO. 'You get I saw you on AW' or 'I like your profile'

YES AND?

Even if they do intend on booking they fail my test because this kind of nonsense irritates me so much. Of course, if I say Can you call to make a booking they invariably don't.

Grrrr