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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10035 on: 08 September 2016, 12:32:45 am »
Hi Hannah, my name's **. I think you look fab in your photos and I'd like to ask about your everyday style/fashion - to begin with, do you like to wear knee high boots? I love it when they're worn with jeans, jodhpurs or leggings - do you ever wear your boots with them? I also like it when a woman wears 'less glamorous' boots, such as CATs, Timberlands or even Uggs - do you have any of these? And please tell me (and don't laugh!) what sort of socks do you like to wear under your boots?! Believe it or not, I like it when long patterned socks, chunky slouch or even football socks are worn under knee high boots!
This is my big 'turn-on' (let me know what you think)...
I love to kiss a woman as she's wearing her boots, and as we're kissing, I like to slowly un-zip the boots, teasing her but arousing her, and revealing her socks (!) - then I like to tease a bit more .... leaving her wondering whether I'm going to take the boots off.
I hope that doesn't sound too crazy!!
I'm seeking a meeting involving lots of passionate French kissing, caressing and massaging (yes, I'll give the massage!), etc., and I guarantee I can make you cum while you're still fully clothed - hope that sounds ok.
**

 ::) ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10036 on: 08 September 2016, 08:12:43 am »
I am so creeped out by messages from cocks who say they will may me cum

'Im great with my tongue and will make you cum'
'I want to meet your needs and make you cum'

Just recently i told 2 of them that i dont cum with clients, but i can pretend really well if they want me to. I know it loses me those specific clients, but my stomach turns sometimes. And as for the guy that wants to meet my needs...!!! I need you to pay me, fuck me and fuck off!

Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10037 on: 08 September 2016, 09:22:37 pm »
Had this charmer the other day by text:

"How much without condom or don't you do that? Xx"
I said I don't do bareback and he replied:
"That's good to hear x"
So I told him that actually I wasn't going to take a booking from him as he asked for bareback and then blocked him. I don't appreciate clients "testing" me to see if I offer bareback if asked/offered extra cash.

Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10038 on: 08 September 2016, 09:25:43 pm »
I am so creeped out by messages from cocks who say they will may me cum

'Im great with my tongue and will make you cum'
'I want to meet your needs and make you cum'

Just recently i told 2 of them that i dont cum with clients, but i can pretend really well if they want me to. I know it loses me those specific clients, but my stomach turns sometimes. And as for the guy that wants to meet my needs...!!! I need you to pay me, fuck me and fuck off!

I totally agree with this!
I often find it hard to orgasm even with my long term partner who actually knows what they're doing - so random clients are not going to get me there. I had one guy who insisted on only booking at the time of day I'd be most horny - I almost told him that I'd never be horny for him!

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10039 on: 08 September 2016, 11:48:48 pm »
I had someone who actually asked for bareback and offered LESS cash  ???

So basically, 'would you like to risk your life and health for this attractive offer of... LESS cash than your normal rate?'

Never mind the fact that my profile makes it clear that if you try to haggle I'll refuse to see you and if you ask for bareback I'll refuse to see you and he somehow, impressively managed to do both.

Paprika82

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10040 on: 08 September 2016, 11:56:58 pm »
"Will you see two white guys? You'll be like a hotdog between two slices of white bread."

Teddy Bear

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10041 on: 09 September 2016, 01:18:50 am »
Barking one syllable words down the phone at me, learn to string a sentence together. They wouldn't bark 'appointment' down any other service providers phone so why ours?!
"Advertising is totally unnecessary. Unless you hope to make money." -Jef I. Richards

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10042 on: 09 September 2016, 02:00:17 am »
"Will you see two white guys? You'll be like a hotdog between two slices of white bread."

Hahahahahahaha. Wtf.  :D :D

Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10043 on: 09 September 2016, 08:58:10 am »
Got this at 5am this morning:

Blackpool needs bananas xx

I'm not going to even guess  ::)
These days there are no Prince Charmings. A girl just has to be her own hero

LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10044 on: 09 September 2016, 10:56:52 am »
I've noticed more of these.  Guys emailing on AW with NOTHING in the message body, just a question in the subject box, way to go to scream you are TW/spammer.  This one last night:

Hi Babe,Are you free? Any chance of an appointment? X

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10045 on: 09 September 2016, 12:14:34 pm »
'You wear a sanitary towel in panties for sex please'

Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10046 on: 09 September 2016, 02:36:10 pm »
'You wear a sanitary towel in panties for sex please'

Ha, I would so do this! Sounds kinky ;D

Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10047 on: 09 September 2016, 04:17:32 pm »
 A guy that just earned a block on AW:
I am looking of a complete PSE 2 hours for ?2700 which includes bareback, creampie and A-level. I have my STI report which I got 3 days ago you can have a look.

:FF

Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10048 on: 10 September 2016, 02:56:07 am »
I had a lovely brief moment of oneupmanship today.

I've just passed my second anniversary of whoring, and about every six months I've had a call from a well-spoken Scotsman on a withheld number. Really gorgeous accent, sounds 30s-40s. The first two times I didn't really twig, but I did on the third though I just played along. On the first call we arranged a booking on the next day and he was going to bring me a retro suspender belt, the other two times he just said he would call back (with his number showing) to arrange a booking.

He's lived in different places near me - Watford, Hemel, Amersham and today Hemel again. Different names. But his wife died 3-6 months ago from cancer or a car crash. Sometimes he has children, sometimes he doesn't.

So today I gave him a minute to do his opening spiel, then said, "Just to say - we have spoken three times before". He was adamant we hadn't. "We have - you've lived in Watford and Hemel and your wives have died of..." Click!

They really do think we're stupid, don't they?
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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10049 on: 10 September 2016, 08:35:23 am »
Ha ha serve the bugger right Kay.