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ladyinred

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10005 on: 03 September 2016, 01:26:06 pm »
Quote from: Red KB on 02 September 2016, 08:28:34 pm
"Hi sexy, great tits.
Instead of hand relief for ?20. will you do a titwank only for the same price?
What's you postcode.
See you soon I hope.
x"

No, the hand relief service means I don't take my clothes off...you want me naked, pay my normal rate...cheap skate!

Well, you offer services for as little as ?20. You will get lots of timewasters / cheap skates by doing it so. They don't understand the deal, they just see ?20 offer.
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10006 on: 03 September 2016, 06:51:33 pm »
Quote from: ladyinred on 03 September 2016, 01:26:06 pm
Well, you offer services for as little as ?20. You will get lots of timewasters / cheap skates by doing it so. They don't understand the deal, they just see ?20 offer.
I got timewasters and cheapskates before I offered the ?20 hand relief only...I'm sure we all do regardless of what we're offering.
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Luciexx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10007 on: 03 September 2016, 07:58:43 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 01 September 2016, 12:57:13 pm
'Hi whereabouts are you?'
'Leeds City Centre'
'Where is that?'
'Um it's the centre of Leeds..'
'Oh right.'
 :FF

Could he be an outsider / visitor? I have been to Leeds quite a few times but not sure where is exactly the centre of Leeds?  Near the hospital?  I know Leeds got a RL district.  But again, I have no idea where that is.
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10008 on: 03 September 2016, 08:26:25 pm »
Hello mistress, will you clean out my arsehole?
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Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10009 on: 03 September 2016, 08:40:49 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 03 September 2016, 08:26:25 pm
Hello mistress, will you clean out my arsehole?

Take his money and shove a henry hoover up his arse, followed by a toilet brush
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Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10010 on: 03 September 2016, 08:49:31 pm »
Just lately ive been getting so many wankers!

Text by wanker 1 - i have ?3200 for you to fulfill my fantasy
I told him to find a more guilable escort

Text by wanker 2 - hi do you like rough sex, punched in the face,  bareback, swallow cum, face fucking. Last woman i saw i spunked inside her and she wanted me to punch her in the stomach until it came out and licked it up

Text by wanker 3 - you like violent sex, fag burning tits, punched in the face

I suspect that the last 2 are from the same guy but on different numbers, they were sent within half hr of each other
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10011 on: 03 September 2016, 09:11:39 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 03 September 2016, 08:26:25 pm
Hello mistress, will you clean out my arsehole?


A client once asked me if I wanted to watch him douche before a strap on session  ??? I think I'd rather stick hot pokers in my eyeballs!!  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10012 on: 03 September 2016, 09:50:39 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 03 September 2016, 09:11:39 pm

A client once asked me if I wanted to watch him douche before a strap on session  ??? I think I'd rather stick hot pokers in my eyeballs!!  :FF
I think it's a case of not what you ask but how you ask, I do enemas but in a bdsm sense, asking will I clean someone's arse out is not gonna get them very far.
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Luciexx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10013 on: 03 September 2016, 10:30:16 pm »
Quote from: Rainbow on 03 September 2016, 08:40:49 pm
Take his money and shove a henry hoover up his arse, followed by a toilet brush

I'd love to watch that  ;D
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10014 on: 04 September 2016, 12:11:45 am »
Quote from: Luciexx on 03 September 2016, 07:58:43 pm
Could he be an outsider / visitor? I have been to Leeds quite a few times but not sure where is exactly the centre of Leeds?  Near the hospital?  I know Leeds got a RL district.  But again, I have no idea where that is.
The clue is in the name..it's the city centre..so the middle of Leeds,most city centres are in the middle of that particular city!
I also think that given that my profile states I am in the city centre and also names a specific landmark, that anyone really interested in meeting being local or outside would quickly have a look on google maps or similar before ringing.Plus this caller was from the outskirts of Leeds so not really an outsider.
Not really sure why the RL district is relevant.I'm not based in the RL district and that isn't in the city centre either.
« Last Edit: 04 September 2016, 12:27:30 am by BibiofLeeds »
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10015 on: 04 September 2016, 12:19:35 am »
Via text '9pm?I'm a 25 year old this is my first time'
I wasn't working tonight anyway but on looking on my phone he then followed up with 2 blank texts over the next half hour.I find that quite pushy.If I didn't answer his first text which was pretty curt I ain't going to be answering 2 blank texts afterwards!
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10016 on: 04 September 2016, 09:13:13 am »
Just read this AW email and my skin literally crawled all through it when I finished I had a little shudder....ugggh

Hi babe
wow you look so gorgeous and sexy cant wait to meet you
love those sexy smooth body mmm love it cant wait to kiss them all over
are you free to next week day time for 3 hrs I can come to you can do it for ?350 plus drinks
Are you british independent I am new to this never met anyone your my first so bit nervous too I am looking for weekly discreet meet with someone who is very safe and discreet too. Are you fine to try oral and pussy without I know I can trust you and your very safe too never done this before only with wife so I have to be very careful too
Hope to hear love
can do the booking online
love
xxxxx
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Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10017 on: 04 September 2016, 09:21:31 am »
Quote from: mature helen on 04 September 2016, 09:13:13 am
Just read this AW email and my skin literally crawled all through it when I finished I had a little shudder....ugggh

Hi babe
wow you look so gorgeous and sexy cant wait to meet you
love those sexy smooth body mmm love it cant wait to kiss them all over
are you free to next week day time for 3 hrs I can come to you can do it for ?350 plus drinks
Are you british independent I am new to this never met anyone your my first so bit nervous too I am looking for weekly discreet meet with someone who is very safe and discreet too. Are you fine to try oral and pussy without I know I can trust you and your very safe too never done this before only with wife so I have to be very careful too
Hope to hear love
can do the booking online
love
xxxxx

I got exactly the same email!!
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10018 on: 04 September 2016, 09:25:58 am »
Quote from: mature helen on 04 September 2016, 09:13:13 am
love those sexy smooth body mmm love it cant wait to kiss them all over

Alright Helen and Rainbow, own up. You've got two bodies, haven't you  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10019 on: 04 September 2016, 09:52:06 am »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 04 September 2016, 09:25:58 am
Alright Helen and Rainbow, own up. You've got two bodies, haven't you  ;D ;D ;D

Lol, i didnt pick up on that. Puts a new perspective on whoring myself out
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