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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9990 on: 31 August 2016, 11:09:17 pm »
Message received just now...

I like cok in ass , fist in pussy , u intrested


Form an orderly queue, ladies.
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LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9991 on: 01 September 2016, 11:42:59 am »
Hi X will u do bareback sex for more money im very clean an had the snip xx via My Local Escorts

No response from me so he follows up via my website So X will u do bareback? He got an auto reply.

Honestly I was tempted to send a joke reply but then he'd probably think it was  serious....Along the lines of:

Do you have ?1000
Can you provide a genuine certificate for each of the last 3 months proving you are STI free
Can you provide references from at least 3 established working girls (I will check) who you have seen in the past 3 months who also have clear STI checks for that time period.

And so on. Can you tell but I'm bored, I'm fed up due to being ill yet...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9992 on: 01 September 2016, 11:47:01 am »
Quote from: Teddy Bear on 31 August 2016, 05:08:26 pm
"Are you a party girl?"

Phone down. I'm in no mood to deal with a guy coked out of his mind attempting to coerce me into doing his drug of choice. They can coke themselves up to the eyeballs while I'm there for all I care but don't attempt to force me to join you because I'm not interested.
Worst is the get angry when you don't take with them ! I don't need to be coked up to pretend to have a good time with you !
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LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9993 on: 01 September 2016, 12:38:49 pm »
Yuck they are coming out in force today just received this


Hi babe could I just watch and wank and cum on your pussy hair no touching? x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9994 on: 01 September 2016, 12:57:13 pm »
'Hi whereabouts are you?'
'Leeds City Centre'
'Where is that?'
'Um it's the centre of Leeds..'
'Oh right.'
 :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9995 on: 01 September 2016, 01:27:51 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 01 September 2016, 12:57:13 pm
'Hi whereabouts are you?'
'Leeds City Centre'
'Where is that?'
'Um it's the centre of Leeds..'
'Oh right.'
 :FF

Reminds me when I was touring in Bradford and staying at the Jurys Inn. One guy booked, confirmed etc. Then he said he'd arrived so I gave in the room number.

All fine except I open the door he wasn't there he texted to say he was there, where was I. It then turned out he thought I was in Leeds not Bradford! So apparently he turned up at the Leeds Jurys Inn.

Okay so I hadn't explicitly said on the phone I was in Bradford but it was all over my profile! I think he genuinely did this since he then wanted to come to Bradford or book another time. But I just couldn't be arsed to hang around and said no.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9996 on: 01 September 2016, 07:20:32 pm »
A text received at 6.10am this morning: Hey love, are you available for an hour incall at 7am? x"


Yeah hang on a minute I'll just dash out of bed and run to meet you !!!  ::)
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Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9997 on: 02 September 2016, 08:58:55 am »
Text just received

'Quick blowjob or wank'

Is it just a random statement? A question? Some kind of tourettes?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9998 on: 02 September 2016, 09:35:02 am »
Text recieved at 2:17am 'Hi any chance of a meet at 2:30?'..
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9999 on: 02 September 2016, 01:58:04 pm »
Quote from: Rainbow on 02 September 2016, 08:58:55 am
Text just received

'Quick blowjob or wank'

Is it just a random statement? A question? Some kind of tourettes?
I always text back asking if that's a statement or question.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10000 on: 02 September 2016, 02:26:41 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 01 September 2016, 07:20:32 pm
A text received at 6.10am this morning: Hey love, are you available for an hour incall at 7am? x"


Yeah hang on a minute I'll just dash out of bed and run to meet you !!!  ::)

I chose this line of work so I don't have to rush around at 7am like a maniac lol and still make good money  8)
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Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10001 on: 02 September 2016, 07:51:11 pm »
Do you prolapse? If so i'd like to suck it.

Mmmmm, a dirty fucking client sucking my bowels! Cant wait!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10002 on: 02 September 2016, 08:27:42 pm »
Quote from: Rainbow on 02 September 2016, 07:51:11 pm
Do you prolapse? If so i'd like to suck it.

Mmmmm, a dirty fucking client sucking my bowels! Cant wait!
Eww, and oh no  :-X
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10003 on: 02 September 2016, 08:28:34 pm »
"Hi sexy, great tits.
Instead of hand relief for ?20. will you do a titwank only for the same price?
What's you postcode.
See you soon I hope.
x"

No, the hand relief service means I don't take my clothes off...you want me naked, pay my normal rate...cheap skate!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10004 on: 03 September 2016, 12:02:45 am »
Quote from: Rainbow on 02 September 2016, 07:51:11 pm
Do you prolapse? If so i'd like to suck it.

Mmmmm, a dirty fucking client sucking my bowels! Cant wait!

Might have meant your cervix/womb. As if THAT makes any difference  ;D :D ;D
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