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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9975 on: 30 August 2016, 08:01:42 pm »
I think people sometimes use these words to try and make themselves sound more interesting....transsexual pansexual bisexual its all a bit daft really (IMO)  I don't go round introducing myself to people and saying "Hi I'm (my name)  and I'm a bisexual!!"  Ridiculous lol

Less of the biphobia thanks - it's not ridiculous to be attracted to more than one gender or for gender to not be a factor in who you are attracted to. Just noticed you included transexual in your list of "bit daft really" things - so transphobic too then  ???

Anyway, I came here to post this ridiculousness I just received on AW:

 Hi , I am interested in a 2 hour in call , I'm 20 just got out of a long relationship and looking for some good sex. I have a huge dick , been refused by some escorts(no joke) and the ones that agreed didn't take it as a dick should be took, so please let me know if your ok with it so we can set something up.

Looking forward for your answer.
Thanks
 
I reverse image searched the photos on his profile and they've been going around on "big cock guys" sites for a while so probably not his photos.
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Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9976 on: 30 August 2016, 08:11:11 pm »
Less of the biphobia thanks - it's not ridiculous to be attracted to more than one gender or for gender to not be a factor in who you are attracted to. Just noticed you included transexual in your list of "bit daft really" things - so transphobic too then  ???

Anyway, I came here to post this ridiculousness I just received on AW:

 Hi , I am interested in a 2 hour in call , I'm 20 just got out of a long relationship and looking for some good sex. I have a huge dick , been refused by some escorts(no joke) and the ones that agreed didn't take it as a dick should be took, so please let me know if your ok with it so we can set something up.

Looking forward for your answer.
Thanks
 
I reverse image searched the photos on his profile and they've been going around on "big cock guys" sites for a while so probably not his photos.

I dont think she is biphobic or transphobic. I think she was referring to how people feel the need to announce what their sexuality is.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9977 on: 30 August 2016, 09:00:14 pm »
I agree with Rainbow,she was making a comment about how some people feel the need to announce what their sexuality is in context of timewasters.She didn't seem that she was being phobic about anything.As a bisexual person I certainly didn't read anything offensive in the comment.

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9978 on: 30 August 2016, 09:05:56 pm »
I dont think she is biphobic or transphobic. I think she was referring to how people feel the need to announce what their sexuality is.


Exactly!!


Justanescort You really want to take a few seconds to actually read the previous posts I was responding to and get things into context before throwing out ridiculous accusations!!  ::)

Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9979 on: 30 August 2016, 09:06:43 pm »
I agree with Rainbow,she was making a comment about how some people feel the need to announce what their sexuality is in context of timewasters.She didn't seem that she was being phobic about anything.As a bisexual person I certainly didn't read anything offensive in the comment.

Im bisexual too and  didnt take  offence to her post. I actually agreed with it lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9980 on: 30 August 2016, 09:22:45 pm »
Do you think this guy deserves a place on this thread...or should he be rewarded for his creativity? Plus, what should I reply? hahaha:


Our Booking

Your arse needs a place
To sit on my face
Place your legs up on my chest
Put my willpower to the test

Moan, struggle and beg I will
But you will continue to sit still
Fullweight you sit, bounce, jump all you can
Tell me to take it like a man

As you sit heavy on my mush
Your arse will begin to crush
Sit on me for the entire meet
My job is to be your seat


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9981 on: 30 August 2016, 09:25:25 pm »
I've thought of a reply:

I currently have BV,
Do you still want to be my settee,
You may choke on the smell,
Could be a type of hell,
Or is that what you like hee hee hee.

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9982 on: 30 August 2016, 09:27:51 pm »
I've thought of a reply:

I currently have BV,
Do you still want to be my settee,
You may choke on the smell,
Could be a type of hell,
Or is that what you like hee hee hee.


Brilliant!!!  ;D Problem is though, he would probably love that EVEN MORE!!!  ???

Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9983 on: 30 August 2016, 11:07:01 pm »
Do you think this guy deserves a place on this thread...or should he be rewarded for his creativity? Plus, what should I reply? hahaha:


Our Booking

Your arse needs a place
To sit on my face
Place your legs up on my chest
Put my willpower to the test

Moan, struggle and beg I will
But you will continue to sit still
Fullweight you sit, bounce, jump all you can
Tell me to take it like a man

As you sit heavy on my mush
Your arse will begin to crush
Sit on me for the entire meet
My job is to be your seat

That's hilarious  ;D
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9984 on: 30 August 2016, 11:10:02 pm »
I'd be tempted to reply "Your scansion is appalling. Please study meter properly before attempting this kind of thing again."
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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9985 on: 31 August 2016, 12:03:00 am »
Do you think this guy deserves a place on this thread...or should he be rewarded for his creativity? Plus, what should I reply? hahaha:


Our Booking

Your arse needs a place
To sit on my face
Place your legs up on my chest
Put my willpower to the test

Moan, struggle and beg I will
But you will continue to sit still
Fullweight you sit, bounce, jump all you can
Tell me to take it like a man

As you sit heavy on my mush
Your arse will begin to crush
Sit on me for the entire meet
My job is to be your seat

That's the kind of message that would make my eyes roll out of my head onto the next street on a dating site, let alone from a potential client.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9986 on: 31 August 2016, 03:57:51 pm »
I received an email from a guy telling me that he was coming to london for a few days and would like to stay at my place during his visit and have all  his meals fully catered by me.......??????????????????????

I had to double check my profile to see if I was advertising as a hotel with full bed and board. I can't even cook!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9987 on: 31 August 2016, 04:36:29 pm »
Email on aw.

'Hi, could you give me some information on your sex please'  ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9988 on: 31 August 2016, 05:08:26 pm »
"Are you a party girl?"

Phone down. I'm in no mood to deal with a guy coked out of his mind attempting to coerce me into doing his drug of choice. They can coke themselves up to the eyeballs while I'm there for all I care but don't attempt to force me to join you because I'm not interested.
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Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9989 on: 31 August 2016, 09:18:27 pm »
I've thought of a reply:

I currently have BV,
Do you still want to be my settee,
You may choke on the smell,
Could be a type of hell,
Or is that what you like hee hee hee.

You SO have to reply with this! Lol