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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9960 on: 29 August 2016, 08:40:35 pm »
I think trisexual is just made up. If you're fantasising about animals, you're into bestiality  :-X
Probably but he always uses the trisexual thing, he calls himself slut suzie and has rang me for years with this dog fantasy, probably someone here has had him ringing.

Anyway poor dog! It's awful that people do these things, I saw some beastiality porn once it was horrible, x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9961 on: 29 August 2016, 10:09:40 pm »
If any caller even mentions animals they get the phone put straight down on them.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9962 on: 29 August 2016, 10:14:45 pm »
Are you available now?   Are you available?  Ignoring my working hours  ::). Some idiots, not proper punters seem to think cash will change our schedules ..I ignore them  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9963 on: 29 August 2016, 10:54:31 pm »
When I'm work, I'm generally submissive. On occasion I've got messages from clients I haven't met saying things like, "I will now be your Master", "You will now submit to me and do everything I say". Cracks me up! Proud to say I never went through with meeting them!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9964 on: 29 August 2016, 11:20:39 pm »
Wow! I have a fantasist guy that rings every so often who claims he is trisexual, he always asks if he can bring his dog. Is trisexual even a thing?

I used to say I was trisexual - I'd try anything once, twice if I liked it! ;D

EDIT: OMG, it's actually a thing. It's actually what I said.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9965 on: 30 August 2016, 01:01:04 am »
Just got the old 'tell me you love me and I'll make you pregnant' text... ugh, whyyyyyyyy

Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9966 on: 30 August 2016, 09:53:08 am »
I used to say I was trisexual - I'd try anything once, twice if I liked it! ;D

EDIT: OMG, it's actually a thing. It's actually what I said.
Yes that's what it means! I thought it meant you liked animals as well as people.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9967 on: 30 August 2016, 09:58:27 am »
It's an expression. AFAIK it was first used in the TV series Sex and the City, so probably fifteen-ish years ago.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9968 on: 30 August 2016, 10:47:42 am »
I think people sometimes use these words to try and make themselves sound more interesting....transsexual pansexual bisexual its all a bit daft really (IMO)  I don't go round introducing myself to people and saying "Hi I'm (my name)  and I'm a bisexual!!"  Ridiculous lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9969 on: 30 August 2016, 10:50:27 am »
"Morning Kat wow seen you advertise I am in Sheffield every other week and Sheff on Thursday Friday how much would you charge me for 15 oral Paddy? X"

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9970 on: 30 August 2016, 10:58:15 am »
I don't think I've ever had anyone call me and feel compelled to tell me that they are a heterosexual!!  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9971 on: 30 August 2016, 01:42:04 pm »
I don't think I've ever had anyone call me and feel compelled to tell me that they are a heterosexual!!  ;D

If do a lot of anal play bookings and am told frequently 'I'm not gay or anything!'  ::)


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9972 on: 30 August 2016, 03:04:28 pm »
Text: "have I come to right person"

Who knows?!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9973 on: 30 August 2016, 03:18:05 pm »
Message "hi, what's included in your 30min?"
I texted him back with my services
Then the next day "but what would you do in 30min?"
I replied, I texted you yesterday, forget it, booking is cancelled


I'm not free of charge entertainer  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9974 on: 30 August 2016, 03:39:28 pm »
It's an expression. AFAIK it was first used in the TV series Sex and the City, so probably fifteen-ish years ago.

LOL, I pre-date that then. I've been using the expression since I was 19, all those 25 years ago  :D ;D