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Him - hi i would like to book in for a prostate massage as i love the way you do it

Me - sorry, im taking a few days off

Him- oh, ok. It was just for the massage though

    speechless

Some guys are so pushy when you tell them you're having a day off, I had one ask why I'd need a holiday from something that is fun.

They really are deluded arent they? Ive had a few that when i say im off, they reply 'not even for a quickie?'.  They really think we do this job because of the great sex we AlWAYS have. Dont they get it, thats its just a job? Our acting skills are so great x

Good lord take a look at this for a pile of crap:

Hi

I'm , and an easy going, good looking guy. I am after 2 hours of something exciting with the perfect lady and from your profile you sound like the perfect one!

I've been single for years because I have super fast premature ejaculation. It used to really get me down but over the years it's something I've learnt to accept. But approaching 40 (eek) I've decided it's time to really fix it but before I do there's this fantasy I've had for years that I'd love to have a go at playing out!

You haven't listed this fantasy of mine on your profile so I hope I cause you no offence by mentioning this but i think it sounds close enough to what you offer for me to ask if you'd be up for it:

My fantasy is to be teased by a lady that knows how to tease but equally, importantly, knows how fast I cum when aroused (about 5 seconds!) and can keep me aching to cum for maybe 30 mins without me prematurely blowing my load! (That's gonna be tough by the way ) I love the idea of just fooling around like horny teenagers, kissing and you stripping, teasing my face with your gorgeous body, and then sitting on it. And when I can take it no more (probably when you're grinding my face!) to make me cum but you don't stop jerking and/or sucking me until I cum another two or three times! That's my fantasy, to be teased so hard and then made to cum multiple times in the same session.

I'm not after a pornstar sex session by any means. I would love to have at least a quickie but I actually would love if the majority of the fun was by you using your hands.
I love the idea of being made to cum as many times as I can. My absolute fantasy is being forced to cum for hours on end until I'm completely done with occasional knees to my balls but I know that would be too much! In fact cumming 4 times in two hours would be really hard for me (no pun intended!) It's pretty kinky but as you offered mild domination I wondered whether you might like the sound of this. I guess it's orgasm control in a way!

If we were to meet up then the thought of arriving at your place with you knowing my biggest secret, how fast I cum, really turns me on and would no doubt terrify me at the same time!!


If you think this is something you'd be interested in (fantastic!) I don't have a definitive date in mind  yet I guess this could happen anywhere from 2 weeks to 2 months. Down to when's best for you.

I would most likely get the train as I live near X. Do you live far from station or is there a taxi rank?


Ps whether your real name is X or not, I've always loved the idea of having sex with an X! something so sexy about that name!


J

Xxx


He only has sales FB

Lady of the night: if he goes on that much drivvle in the email, imagine what sort of shite chunnering will go on if you do decide to see him (sure you won't!) hahaha AWFUL

He won't book with you because he's got himself off just writing that email!

Gormless I think.

OMG.....No......just No!!!! Nightmare. Fantasist. And if by some miracle he is in fact genuine he would be awful to have a booking with.

Yup I know, it was so long nearly fell asleep before I got to the end 

I would get exactly this far before deleting that pile of rubbish. What is it with these fantasists and talking like they are choosing their next wives and making it a competition? This is like choosing a pair of jeans they all do the same thing you just pick whichever one is most visually appealing to you.

Yeh I just posted it so people could have a good laugh, that's all that kind of drivel deserves.