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loubyloo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9900 on: 21 August 2016, 12:15:05 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 18 August 2016, 02:35:03 pm
All from the same texter.

Text 8pm yesterday...Yes
Text midday today....OK
Text 1pm today........Hi like. To see y


Omg I think I have the same guy.
Hi
Foot
Bath
Y swim
Hi
See y

It goes on. He's been doing it for weeks and I haven't blocked him as I find it hilarious!
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9901 on: 21 August 2016, 04:18:44 pm »
If you tell me you love me i will make you pregnant x x    :-\
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MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9902 on: 21 August 2016, 04:39:09 pm »
Day 1 :
- morning baby

Day 2 :
- I'm in jail


Now what's the warden's  policies on outcalls ?
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ladyinred

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9903 on: 21 August 2016, 05:07:23 pm »
A guy called me and asked "who's this?"
 :FF
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LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9904 on: 21 August 2016, 05:38:33 pm »
Quote from: MissBehaving on 21 August 2016, 04:39:09 pm
Day 1 :
- morning baby

Day 2 :
- I'm in jail


Now what's the warden's  policies on outcalls ?

I've had a guy text and say he was just out of jail and trying to get a freebie because of that! Like he deserves it!
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9905 on: 21 August 2016, 05:41:06 pm »
Quote from: ladyinred on 21 August 2016, 05:07:23 pm
A guy called me and asked "who's this?"
 :FF
I've had this a few times! Strange.
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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9906 on: 21 August 2016, 06:29:04 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 21 August 2016, 05:41:06 pm
I've had this a few times! Strange.

Literally just had one.

Who is this?
Erm - you called me?
Looonng pause.
Is that Jenna?
No - goodbye!

FFS, how difficult is it to know who you're calling?!
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9907 on: 21 August 2016, 07:42:28 pm »
Quote from: Kay on 21 August 2016, 06:29:04 pm
Literally just had one.

Who is this?
Erm - you called me?
Looonng pause.
Is that Jenna?
No - goodbye!

FFS, how difficult is it to know who you're calling?!
I think it's that they are ringing every hooker in the area and can't be arsed to match our numbers to who we are, call me up myself but I won't see guys that are this lazy and rude.
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9908 on: 21 August 2016, 08:05:09 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 21 August 2016, 07:42:28 pm
I think it's that they are ringing every hooker in the area and can't be arsed to match our numbers to who we are, call me up myself but I won't see guys that are this lazy and rude.


Same, the 'ringer rounders looking for a hole, any hole'  ::) I won't see anyone who doesn't even have the decency to know my name?!!! Someone the other day texted "Hi Cat" another one "Hi Kate" Even little discrepancies get my back up and I won't see them. If they can't be bothered to check out something as basic as my name I can't be bothered to see them.
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9909 on: 21 August 2016, 08:07:55 pm »
'I'm coming to live in your area for six months and want to meet someone I can see once a week whilst here. Escorts I have been to before have been mechanical and rush me and that's not what I am after. If you're interested in a regular once a week meet which is more of a connection, send me your number and I can explain to you what I like i.e the finer details'

(no thanks...yawn)
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9910 on: 21 August 2016, 08:11:16 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 21 August 2016, 08:07:55 pm
'I'm coming to live in your area for six months and want to meet someone I can see once a week whilst here. Escorts I have been to before have been mechanical and rush me and that's not what I am after. If you're interested in a regular once a week meet which is more of a connection, send me your number and I can explain to you what I like i.e the finer details'

(no thanks...yawn)
The 'I'm gonna book you once a week' brigade! Do they think we cream our knickers at the promise of regular clients? It's bullshit
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9911 on: 21 August 2016, 08:17:17 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 21 August 2016, 08:11:16 pm
The 'I'm gonna book you once a week' brigade! Do they think we cream our knickers at the promise of regular clients? It's bullshit



Oh yeah that old chestnut...If I had a ? for every time that was said I would now have lots of ?'s  lol ::)


Its the 'non rushed' bit I don't like the sound of...in other words he's a clingy over stayer!!!
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9912 on: 21 August 2016, 08:19:18 pm »
Yeah, I just replied, 'if you want an apt, you can have my number to arrange time/location etc...what I offer is on my profile'. He's not replied. Bet he is a right 'full of himself' kind of guy, I can tell. I've had a couple of guys say to me they wanted a regular escort...but only saw them once! I wonder why they feel the need to do that? So they can get privileges? Not sure.
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9913 on: 21 August 2016, 08:24:36 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 21 August 2016, 08:19:18 pm
Yeah, I just replied, 'if you want an apt, you can have my number to arrange time/location etc...what I offer is on my profile'. He's not replied. Bet he is a right 'full of himself' kind of guy, I can tell. I've had a couple of guys say to me they wanted a regular escort...but only saw them once! I wonder why they feel the need to do that? So they can get privileges? Not sure.
I think that all the guys that say this stuff are full of themselves, like they are doing us a massive favour and lick their arse to secure these mysterious weekly bookings.
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9914 on: 21 August 2016, 08:27:40 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 21 August 2016, 08:24:36 pm
I think that all the guys that say this stuff are full of themselves, like they are doing us a massive favour and lick their arse to secure these mysterious weekly bookings.


I really enjoy saying to them "Well lets just see how we get on first as I already have lots of regular clients so I'm not really looking for any more at this time  :)" They tend to rush to end the convo and I don't hear from them again hahaha
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