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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9885 on: 18 August 2016, 09:31:09 pm »
Hey I'm looking for amours filthy fuck with a twist of an ending I'm looking for pussy anal and hard deep throat lots of gaghing then to end in after something new I want you to snort my cum for me up for it? Xx
 

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9886 on: 18 August 2016, 09:41:04 pm »
Hey I'm looking for amours filthy fuck with a twist of an ending I'm looking for pussy anal and hard deep throat lots of gaghing then to end in after something new I want you to snort my cum for me up for it? Xx


I would reply with : Yes that's all fine I'm looking for one million pounds for that, half of it by deposit to my bank before I give you my address Xx  :)

MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9887 on: 19 August 2016, 11:28:08 am »
" Hi baby will u do bareback sex for more money im very clean had the snip I can send u naughty pics or videos of me full front on whatsapp if u want xxxx "

I wonder what  people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time ???

Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9888 on: 19 August 2016, 11:29:52 am »

I wonder what  people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time ???

Lol :D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9889 on: 19 August 2016, 04:02:53 pm »
Hey I'm looking for amours filthy fuck with a twist of an ending I'm looking for pussy anal and hard deep throat lots of gaghing then to end in after something new I want you to snort my cum for me up for it? Xx

Do you know, I couldn't think of anything worse than that little scenario.

Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9890 on: 19 August 2016, 06:13:15 pm »
"Looking for a few hours of the unprotected deep in the whole. I have a 30 dollar amount to be a gift." Followed by a US phone number. Do you think he's going to pay my travel expenses?
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LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9891 on: 19 August 2016, 06:29:25 pm »
Just received this text:

"You available hun how much for half hour do you have uniforms  domintion"

1. I don't do half hours
2. I assume he means domination not domintion....

MissFlint

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9892 on: 19 August 2016, 07:05:10 pm »
Got some ridiculous texts today:

'Hey babe fancy some fun for free? xx'

He must be inundated with replies!

And another one:
'Hi there (insert name)!'

WTF, some pointless messages.

ladyinred

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9893 on: 19 August 2016, 07:33:11 pm »
I received text
"Hello darling please adress in sex coming"

Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9894 on: 19 August 2016, 08:17:17 pm »
"Looking for a few hours of the unprotected deep in the whole. I have a 30 dollar amount to be a gift." Followed by a US phone number. Do you think he's going to pay my travel expenses?

"Gosh I think you left 5 or 6 zeros off that amount. Easily done when you're in a hurry. Let me know when you can transfer half that to my off-shore account."


/haha  ;D

BJC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9895 on: 19 August 2016, 08:33:06 pm »
Had this via AW this morning. Member since 2008, no feedback.
Have removed link but pic is basically of an odd looking man with a large nose. Methinks an attention seeker!
Anyone else had?

Hi
 im very badly ugly and feel that i should show a picture of me in case you don't want to see me.

I don't want to make a booking without showing a photo. Becuase i'm not average looking or normal ugly. A lot of people are always shocked when they see me.

Here is my picture: [redacted]

I'm not disabled if you might think that. A lot of people think that i am but i'm not.

You don't need to see me if you don't want to. You don't have to say yes.

I've received an almost identical message via Adultwork this evening; except it was from a new profile (member since March this year, no aliases attached to his profile though) and the wording was slightly different but I reckon it's too similar to be from a different idiot.
I'm a million percent sure that there is no that this numpty has zero percent intention of making a booking; from what I've read the other escorts he's contacted are in Heathrow and Glasgow and they're just the ones I know about. I'm certain he's copy and pasted this email and variations of it to a ton of different girls all over the country. What I'm I'm not certain of is why!! I mean the usual copy and paste fantasists want free wank bank deposits or fancy themselves as service providers and want free pics/do content share/duo partner/a free session/to be a photographer or porn star/producer for the day/etc etc.
Surely the guy doesn't dedicate hours spamming girls just to be reassured that he isn't ugly?! (Incidentally he is no Brad Pitt, but I'm assuming that he's wanting girls to kiss his arse and reassure him extensively that he's not at all ugly in the hope that he will go on to book them) it's rare that I can be surprised these days to be honest but this is a weird one IMO!:


Hi Claire i feel like you should see a picture of me because i'm very ugly and you might be turned off by me without knowing how i look like. So i thought it would be best if you see me first and then you don't have to book me if you are turned off by my looks.

To be honest with you i'm very ugly. I have a very big nose and have always been told i'm ugly by many people.

Here is a link to my profile picture or you can click on my profile to see:

(Link to view his Adultwork profile via the main site)

You don't have to feel like you have to see me. So ignore this if you're not interested. I won't be offended at all. I really would understand.

Bye.
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9896 on: 20 August 2016, 02:33:47 pm »
Hi Babe, where you based? If I get lost can you meet me on a motorway?  ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9897 on: 20 August 2016, 02:47:30 pm »
Hi Babe, where you based? If I get lost can you meet me on a motorway?  ???

Yeah, I'm running to you in my high heels and stockings  :FF
and red fingernails , of course

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9898 on: 20 August 2016, 04:42:44 pm »
ur hawt really wn2 get my faice right in2 those tits and that arse


well, that really got me gagging for him obviously  :-X

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9899 on: 20 August 2016, 08:22:47 pm »
Message from regular.
Him. Hi
Me 2hrs later,hi
Him. Oops
Me.. i ignore him
Him. I'm spent up this month , sorry
Me. I Ignore him
Him I'm in bed
Him I want to see you but not as a customer!
 :FF  :FF
Me blocks him