Going through a period of 'Can I see you nows?' One of these is a regular who you would think would know better.
Yesterday he rang at 12:30 wanting to see me in 10 mins.I'd actually been somewhere and was just getting into Leeds.I offered him 1:15 but nope he wanted in the next 10 mins.He does this every couple of weeks and you would think it would sink in that it's a rare thing that an escort can get ready in 10 mins or doesn't have an appointment already.
I was a little curt with him when he then asked in a put out voice 'What time do you start then?' like I'm the one being unreasonable.I told him I started around 11am but it was irrelevant as no matter when he calls I am 9 times out of 10 going to be unable to offer him an appointment with 10 mins notice! 
I had a reg who would constantly contact me to inquire about a booking. When asked what time, he would say soon. I always said No and that it is too short notice. Soon isn't on my fucking watch unfortunately. Anyways recently he did it again. Bare in mind this was an out all client yes? So how he expects me to get to him soon or in an hours time I have no idea. Anyways, I accept they haven't got all their brain cells. Anyways, he contacted me at 1:30 wanting soon. Why can't they just give a time? Why? I say I can come 3. He says ok. So after rushing around (as I really needed the money) I realised there is no way I can get to this twats house for 3pm so asked if he wanted to do it another day or I can get there for 3:30 as I need more time. When I finally got there he started fretting about I deserve better, why am I doing this job? It's exploitation, why did I call you, I think I need to stop paying for sex(which of course is never going to happen so stop kidding yourself pretty sure he has fallen a slave to sex again and hired him another prostitue by now) needless to say I stopped offering outcalls that day.. Another thing I hate that regulars do is when they say they would call you back but don't. It's one thing when newbies do it but you would expect that cuz they've seen you several times before, they would be comfortable and brave enough to just say the truth wether it be they can't do that time or whatever. I've just had a regular do that. If only he could have said that the time I offered was unsuitable I would have suggested an earlier time. It really is that simple. I just want a glass or two of wine now but I'm on a diet so......
I've had several fools call me asking" can I come to you now? " "How long will it take you to get ready? "NO. This is not a brothel nor am I a street worker so if you can't call and book atleast an hour in advance you can fuck off. Sigh. Moving on, I had a gorilla sounding man call me asking if I am the girl who owned the dungeon.(I have never advertised a dungeon or Dom service )
Gorilla : are you the girl who owned dungeon ?
Me: NO
Gorilla :you didn't own the dungeon?
Me- sorry I just quit
Gorilla:you not doing this no more?
Me:NO
Gorilla: Can I pay you for a booking without sex?
Me: Thanks so much for calling. Bye.
