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Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9855 on: 14 August 2016, 09:59:33 pm »
I used to text the postcode of the mental health unit near where I work but have mellowed over the years, I just ignore and block now.

Im so stealing this idea lol

sweetshycanada

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9856 on: 15 August 2016, 10:13:39 am »
Submission encompasses so much, I know what I'm comfortable with, and how far I'll go to earn my living. I'll do a fair number of things most girls wouldn't do but at least I can say no one spits on any part of me. :p

CurlsnCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9857 on: 15 August 2016, 10:29:23 am »
I don't let anyone spit on me. I think it's totally disgusting!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9858 on: 15 August 2016, 11:28:12 am »
I don't let anyone spit on me. I think it's totally disgusting!

That's just disrespectful.

LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9859 on: 15 August 2016, 04:04:47 pm »
Email containing just bj ?40?

Grr despite my stating minimum booking is an hour. Well second time he's spammed me like this so that earns a blocking.

ladyinred

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9860 on: 15 August 2016, 08:44:50 pm »
Email containing just bj ?40?

Grr despite my stating minimum booking is an hour. Well second time he's spammed me like this so that earns a blocking.

Why wouldn't they contact someone that actually offers bj for ?40? There are girls on AW offering cheaper quickies , or even on the streets. Why wouldn't they go there  :FF

Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9861 on: 15 August 2016, 08:57:11 pm »
Had this via AW this morning. Member since 2008, no feedback.
Have removed link but pic is basically of an odd looking man with a large nose. Methinks an attention seeker!
Anyone else had?

Hi
 im very badly ugly and feel that i should show a picture of me in case you don't want to see me.

I don't want to make a booking without showing a photo. Becuase i'm not average looking or normal ugly. A lot of people are always shocked when they see me.

Here is my picture: [redacted]

I'm not disabled if you might think that. A lot of people think that i am but i'm not.

You don't need to see me if you don't want to. You don't have to say yes.
Just had this email, yes he's ugly not that it's an issue for a hooker, what area are you in wailing banshee? He swears he is genuine x
« Last Edit: 15 August 2016, 09:12:51 pm by Nia Hope »
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9862 on: 15 August 2016, 09:17:23 pm »
Why wouldn't they contact someone that actually offers bj for ?40? There are girls on AW offering cheaper quickies , or even on the streets. Why wouldn't they go there  :FF

Ah well that would mean they'd actually have to...read profiles rather than spamming every escort in sight  ::)

TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9863 on: 16 August 2016, 01:12:23 pm »
Why wouldn't they contact someone that actually offers bj for ?40? There are girls on AW offering cheaper quickies , or even on the streets. Why wouldn't they go there  :FF

They have no intention of making a booking they just want to see how low your prices can go then masturbate about how cheap you are. Had it before with a guy calling and constantly changing his mind and negotiating "What if you just strip naked and I wank how much then?" etc. 

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9864 on: 16 August 2016, 05:11:15 pm »
Him: What hotel are you in, will reception ask me where I'm going?
Me: no, it's a big chain, very busy and anonymous.
Him: if it's anonymous how will I find it?
 :FF   ;D  :FF
I didn't give him a booking...
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9865 on: 17 August 2016, 10:16:16 am »
Anyone else hate this:

Missed call so text back availability which today isn't till the afternoon since there's a new washing machine being installed. Reply comes back:

Anything around 11??? Eh can they seriously not read :FF

Then 2 minutes later when I don't respond (thinking yeh I just said I wasn't free till the afternoon because I really am another text:

Can we do 11 please?? Numpty
« Last Edit: 17 August 2016, 10:24:02 am by LadyOfTheNight »

Wailing Banshee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9866 on: 17 August 2016, 11:39:36 am »
Just had this email, yes he's ugly not that it's an issue for a hooker, what area are you in wailing banshee? He swears he is genuine x

Near Heathrow. Of course he says he is genuine!

Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9867 on: 17 August 2016, 11:43:47 am »
Near Heathrow. Of course he says he is genuine!
I'm in Essex so nowhere near Heathrow! I've blocked him now.
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9868 on: 17 August 2016, 01:34:49 pm »
Him: What hotel are you in, will reception ask me where I'm going?
Me: no, it's a big chain, very busy and anonymous.
Him: if it's anonymous how will I find it?
 :FF   ;D  :FF
I didn't give him a booking...

LOL

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9869 on: 17 August 2016, 10:15:00 pm »
Subject:    Would you do a full time arrangement ?

I need a girl for the next six month with me in London , I can double your fate and I'll look after and protect you babes

I'm opening a club up abroad too

-number-  Tony


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