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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9840 on: 12 August 2016, 09:37:41 pm »
Quote from: Red KB on 12 August 2016, 07:59:16 pm
"Hi are u available for tonight and how much would u charge for half hour and u can crash here till morning if u want "

He must think escorts are generally homeless too  ::)
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ladyinred

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9841 on: 12 August 2016, 09:45:06 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 12 August 2016, 09:37:41 pm
He must think escorts are generally homeless too  ::)

Cocaine / heroin addicts  ;D all of us  ;D
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9842 on: 12 August 2016, 09:49:23 pm »
Quote from: ladyinred on 12 August 2016, 09:45:06 pm
Cocaine / heroin addicts  ;D all of us  ;D

At least he has a heart haha doing his bit for charity, like  ;D
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9843 on: 12 August 2016, 10:04:17 pm »
Cos I'd TOTALLY rather "crash" at your place than return to my king size bed with John Lewis bedding...  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9844 on: 12 August 2016, 11:48:45 pm »
Today it's been the classic 'I'll tell you when I'm coming round' gag. Something like this-
'Hi, are you free today'
'Yes I have some availability, when would you like to book in?'
'Well I was thinking later this evening. I'll text you when I finish work and let you know when I'm coming over'

This really really wound me up because today has literally been MAD BUSY & it's laughable how they think we just wait around for their call!
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ladyinred

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9845 on: 13 August 2016, 01:11:14 am »
I just received couple of 'lovely' messages on WhatsApp

Ay la 23:05 (WTF?  ;D)
Suck my dic 23:18

This fuckwit's mobile number is connected to his Facebook  ;D
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ladyinred

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9846 on: 13 August 2016, 01:03:30 pm »
"Can you come to the door naked? "

He sent me this txt when he got to the landmark I told him to get to before he could get my address.
It put me off so much I cancelled on him.
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9847 on: 13 August 2016, 08:10:18 pm »
Text today.
"How much?"

Do some girls really see these guys!
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9848 on: 13 August 2016, 08:22:09 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 13 August 2016, 08:10:18 pm
Text today.
"How much?"

Do some girls really see these guys!


 Sometimes if I can be bothered I reply something like ?200 for 30 minutes...Usually gets rid of them  ;D
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9849 on: 13 August 2016, 08:23:47 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 13 August 2016, 08:22:09 pm

 Sometimes if I can be bothered I reply something like ?200 for 30 minutes...Usually gets rid of them  ;D
I used to text the postcode of the mental health unit near where I work but have mellowed over the years, I just ignore and block now.
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sweetshycanada

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9850 on: 14 August 2016, 04:28:42 am »
Well advertising as a submissive escort has gotten some interesting messages. Best so far has to be the one with the pic of the frog stuffie in bondage, asking if I would be as cooperative as Mr frog... sigh!!
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Wailing Banshee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9851 on: 14 August 2016, 12:30:53 pm »
Had this via AW this morning. Member since 2008, no feedback.
Have removed link but pic is basically of an odd looking man with a large nose. Methinks an attention seeker!
Anyone else had?

Hi
 im very badly ugly and feel that i should show a picture of me in case you don't want to see me.

I don't want to make a booking without showing a photo. Becuase i'm not average looking or normal ugly. A lot of people are always shocked when they see me.

Here is my picture: [redacted]

I'm not disabled if you might think that. A lot of people think that i am but i'm not.

You don't need to see me if you don't want to. You don't have to say yes.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9852 on: 14 August 2016, 01:22:17 pm »
Quote from: Wailing Banshee on 14 August 2016, 12:30:53 pm
Had this via AW this morning. Member since 2008, no feedback.
Have removed link but pic is basically of an odd looking man with a large nose. Methinks an attention seeker!
Anyone else had?

Hi
 im very badly ugly and feel that i should show a picture of me in case you don't want to see me.

I don't want to make a booking without showing a photo. Becuase i'm not average looking or normal ugly. A lot of people are always shocked when they see me.

Here is my picture: [redacted]

I'm not disabled if you might think that. A lot of people think that i am but i'm not.

You don't need to see me if you don't want to. You don't have to say yes.

Lol we don't care if you are super ugly  ;D as long as you are not smelly
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Wailing Banshee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9853 on: 14 August 2016, 01:36:25 pm »
Quote from: ladyinred on 14 August 2016, 01:22:17 pm
Lol we don't care if you are super ugly  ;D as long as you are not smelly

I suspect he gets off on being sent kind replies saying it doesn't matter what you look like etc etc...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9854 on: 14 August 2016, 03:52:46 pm »
'You do submissition? Can i slap you about, pull your hair and spit all over you?' Erm... thats not submission thats just wanting tp treat me like a peice of shit. No fucking way.
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