I text back "no problem babe, have you douched?" He replied "your arse not mine"
Your exquisite face as held my warmth heart captivate ,I can't but say , you are indeed an angel on earth .I must confess you are the best thing have come across in recent times,I suppose God would have created you on a Sunday..
"I'd like to make a booking for tonight, 3 hours"'Ok please ring me'"I can't I have learning difficulties, do you do pse"'No, have you read my profile?'"No I can't"'So how are you reading my texts?'"I know numbers"
" Hi , Would you be interested in pinning me down or tying me down and letting out loud smelly farts in my face ? Also, making me worship your smelly feet and splatting me with custard pies . I really want you to have a good laugh at my expense.Regards , " Whoever is spreading the rumours that I have smelly feet is a liar
Haha gave me a good laugh. As an aside would love to throw custard pies at someone! Get out all my stress that way, or whatever
I've done the feet and custard bit, farting I've always declined.