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ladyinred

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9735 on: 29 July 2016, 10:50:01 am »
Girls, this is funny  ;D

"Dear .....

Thanks so much for sharing your beautiful profile.

I would like to just ask you whether you'd be comfortable with the following. If not, then I completely understand!

I'm actually mostly interested in foreplay. Basically, I would like you to be in control, if you're okay with that. I'm a university lecturer and I have female students mostly and for once I'd like one of them to have a go at me, seduce me, almost aggressively. But I'd like her to deny me entering her or getting into her panties in any way, because I'm her lecturer and lecturers can't do that. So, she never takes them off. And she tells me what to do, or not do, to please her, and I obey. And she can do what she wishes with me when I'm naked, just not 'that'.

This is a break from me telling others to be on time and reprimand them, etc.

I Hope this is okay... If so, can I then meet you? If not, then I understand.

Best,


Barend"
 

mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9736 on: 29 July 2016, 12:40:56 pm »
29th May
Hi .you are bbw , a man same sizeas you is not ideal ! I am English 5' 4" - generous sized cock ! Circumsized x if you Like to give owo - txy me x ask me size if you want .
(Cock pic follows with the message)... 5' 3" English . Big cock for Short man ! You ok for booking ?

28th July 00.27am...
Well , hello to you Helen (and the mighty fine pair of them) Very nice tits xx Its "nailed" on that we will be compatible for some real fun x I'm Michael , if you like to suck a good sized knob with helmet to match give me a reply pls . ask my age , height - or how big it is, if you want ,x RSVP . ur sexy

28th July 01.22am
Another cock pic - We gotta meet Helen xx. mick x

28th July 01.22am
Hi Helen .I'm 5' 4" and if you don't mind me being a bit younger than you. I'm sure a good session is a cert x I took pic after my evening shower Will send

28th July 01.51am
Another cock pic with message Helen . my dearest darling Helen .had shower , goin bed soon cant shake this ' near hard on ' !! We got to get together x you ok ??

28th July 11.26am
Hi I have sent you couple messages darling , you ok to meet

29th July 00.38am
Hi , my black mate ( of over 25 yrs ) have had succesfull 30 - 45 mins meets x do you offer

29th July 01.12am
yxt me if ur not up for it

29th July 06.25am
Hi Helen , I'm 47 yrs old is that wrong age for you hun ?

29th July 06.33am
Helen , I am very good at fucking .. big tits are my thing x Its a sure thing that  will get Rock Hard x you can slide up and down it , or If you want and my favourite is you Laying on you back , Legs held up / back my big helmet will sink in deep inside you xx did you see pics ?

29th July 12.24pm
Hi Helen , I'm mike , white English do you want to meet for some fun x

 :FF :FF :FF :FF


BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9737 on: 29 July 2016, 02:49:35 pm »
I'll bet it's the same Mick who has been texting me.Exact same sort of texts banging on about his cock and sending pics.My favourite text was just after the cock pic where he informed it was his shaft with the bellend poking higher almost like he was pointing out his holiday snaps..!
Keeps going on about sliding it deep,6 of this texts were sent before 7am on a Saturday morning..then when his texts were ignored he tried ringing and then texting for a couple days after..twat!
« Last Edit: 29 July 2016, 02:54:56 pm by BibiofLeeds »

mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9738 on: 29 July 2016, 03:12:03 pm »
I'll bet it's the same Mick who has been texting me.Exact same sort of texts banging on about his cock and sending pics.My favourite text was just after the cock pic where he informed it was his shaft with the bellend poking higher almost like he was pointing out his holiday snaps..!
Keeps going on about sliding it deep,6 of this texts were sent before 7am on a Saturday morning..then when his texts were ignored he tried ringing and then texting for a couple days after..twat!
Sounds about right Bibi.

Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9739 on: 29 July 2016, 06:37:33 pm »
Email received

'Hope you are well?

After viewing your profile I would love to meet you for a 3 hour incall on 26th August at 4pm. I know it is far away but i like to book in advance.

I love the girlfriend experince and love giving oral with plenty of deep french kissing.

A bit about me i am half Italian and half arabic work as a global project manager, but be warned i have alot of sexual energy, so i hope you can keep up with me.'

Hmmm, it's a pit that such an educated man couldn't cope with reading my profile where it clearing states that I dont accept advanced bookings from new clients AND I only allow newbies a maximum of 1 hour. And who do they feel it necessary to tell me what they do for a living?!  And if I wasn't already put off from this bullshit email, then the fact that he brags about his sexual energy DEFINITELY puts me off. I don't have the energy to go at it for 3 hours!  :o

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9740 on: 29 July 2016, 08:38:56 pm »

" the fact that he brags about his sexual energy DEFINITELY puts me off. I don't have the energy to go at it for 3 hours!  :o "


Totally agree with you. How put an escort off straight away? Tell her you are going to pummel her for hours.

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9741 on: 29 July 2016, 11:16:05 pm »
Totally agree with you. How put an escort off straight away? Tell her you are going to pummel her for hours.


I think that would put anyone off...escort or not what woman wants to be pummelled by some random for 3 hours!! What planet are these guys on?!!  ???

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9742 on: 29 July 2016, 11:18:11 pm »
what woman wants to be pummelled by some random for 3 hours!!

I'm fine with it as long as they don't wake me up ;D.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9743 on: 30 July 2016, 01:26:40 am »
Lol Amy
The bigger, the better...In everything..Freddie Mercury

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9744 on: 30 July 2016, 10:39:14 am »
A text message received at 1am "Please don't take this wrong, you are really fit but think you are overpriced X"

Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9745 on: 30 July 2016, 12:29:27 pm »
'So do you allow spanking?'

Me 'yes, i do, but only mild spanking and no marks are to be left'

'Ok, thats fine, i wont leave marks, but maybe a few welts'

???  :FF

LadyOfTheNight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9746 on: 30 July 2016, 12:49:33 pm »
'So do you allow spanking?'

Me 'yes, i do, but only mild spanking and no marks are to be left'

'Ok, thats fine, i wont leave marks, but maybe a few welts'

???  :FF

Reminds me of an email I had asking for deepthroat 'nothing extreme just so you gag and puke'. Needless to say he didn't get a reply.

Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9747 on: 31 July 2016, 11:55:08 am »
Call just received

Him 'hello, is that the escort'

Me 'yes, this is the escort, how can i help?'

Him 'can you tell me how much you charge?'

Me 'depends how long youre after'

Him 'half an hour'

Me 'and what service would you like?'

Him 'errrrr, a little bit of oral errrrr...'

Me ' have you read my profile?'

Him 'errrr, no. I havent, i just skipped through'

 :FF

I dont even know why i bother having any details on my profile!!!

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9748 on: 31 July 2016, 01:05:51 pm »


 :FF

I dont even know why i bother having any details on my profile!!!


I know the feeling...I keep my availability up to date all the time to save clients wasting their own time trying to book me when I'm not working, do they take any notice? Do they fuck!! Any emails or texts that I get now asking to book at times when I've clearly put not available get ignored and deleted and if off adultwork the sender blocked too   :FF

Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9749 on: 31 July 2016, 02:35:18 pm »
Im just attracting all the timewasters!! Text message convo ive just had

Him ' yummy mummy?'

Me 'i beg your pardon'

Him ' sorry, nice pics'  'pretty'

Me 'did you want to make a booking, if so you need to call me'

Him 'do you cater for black?'

Me 'all in is on my profile, please have a read'

Him 'not necessary, youre obviously not very friendly'

 :FF

Pffft  im starting to go off men!! 

Do i cater for black!! Yes, i also cater for vegans and lacto intolerant cocks!