Hi Helen saw ur ad, is this the face that lauch a thousand ships n wth ur open legs. I love 2b invited 2sample the delight of ur pussy pls let this hearing impaird male no I'm welcum 2 shag u. x

"Hi baby, you free?"
I ignored him.
"Your loss slag"
 

Email via adultwork today:

Hello you, I am a 54 year old gentleman whose body doesn't quite work as good as it used to. I thought I would offer you the opportunity to make a little extra money on WEDNESDAY MORN THE 27TH AT 10AM, I am looking to spend around 15 to 20 minutes undressing you kissing your body and going down on you and for which I will pay you ?30, I hope this doesn't offend you that's the last thing I want, I would love to hear back from you, thanks, mark x gone are the days when I did an hour in the Sheffield scene days with (another escorts name) (and another) (and another ex escort) were around xxx

Text i got  yesterday

'Could you do my fantasy? I want you to make me watch you sit on my toy cars and break them with your bum, telling me its for my own good as im too old for them'

I pretended to be a giantess once. With a 1 litre carton of Ribena and a straw. I felt huge Not for a client, just my own amusement!