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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9555 on: 03 July 2016, 02:29:29 pm »
Hello Hannah,

With a lot of interest I have been reading your profile. I am a 35-year old Belgian pilot and I am planning a trip for October for a 5 days to California. I know that you are busy, so I'd like to enquire well ahead of time if you'd be interested and/or available to join me; we would be flying in business class. My budget is 1500 pounds and all expenses paid. I have also made a reverse booking (please see a copy at the bottom).

You are such a stunning girl and I really want to meet you and perhaps you would be interested in joining me in October.
From August I will be flying a lot to the UK (I am an airline captain) and I will be a few days in the UK in August, and perhaps we could meet up to see if we match.
Sexually, I love facials but also owo, cim, reverse oral, of course protected sex and some role-play. I want us both to have fun.

Hopefully we can meet each other next month.

Have a great evening!


Sweet kiss,

Davy

Yes, he's read it so well he missed the fact I don't do overnights, travel or go on holiday with clients.
« Last Edit: 03 July 2016, 02:31:12 pm by hannah13 »

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9556 on: 03 July 2016, 11:05:18 pm »

Oh I get this a lot - and do the same! I had someone ask me yesterday if I knew any reliable girls in the city that's just a 10-15 min drive from my incall flat, I've never met him before, how does he know if I'm reliable!


On the few occasions when I've recommended other escorts who I personally know, its caused more hassle than its worth as they've gone on about what there like, are they any good, etc,  then got back to me and said they haven't answered or whatever  ??? I'm not their bloody pimp, just tried to helpful sometimes and it has backfired on me!

Willow Summers

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9557 on: 04 July 2016, 07:42:53 pm »
Today a guy said he is camping at the weekend and would I do an outcall. I asked where and if it was a caravan. He said he doesnt know where as he hasnt booked it and it will be in a tent. He then asked if I could recommend any camp sites.

I told him I dont do tents and im a prostitute, not a travel agency!

Jill

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9558 on: 04 July 2016, 10:49:51 pm »
AW email today.  Hi darl  u free now will phone if yes 

My profile clearly says please ring the number below if you would like same day booking.

Another from a total stranger    Saw you 3yrs ago when you did bareback remember?  Fancy a meet?  :FF 

Wailing Banshee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9559 on: 04 July 2016, 11:28:26 pm »
Gone 11pm- I only advertise until 7pm...ask them to call...

Annoyance: Are you finished yet?
Me: Finished what?
Annoyance: I mean when is your last call?

Last call?! Like I ring a bell and 'shout Last orders at the whore' out the window?!

So I tell him I wasn't working this evening and was about to go to bed.

Annoyance: I'm only in (x place) I can be with you in about an hour

Honestly, the entitlement of these men!

newbieNW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9560 on: 05 July 2016, 09:06:27 am »
Have you thought about telling him to use one of those sex toys for men?  ::) :-X :P 

Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9561 on: 05 July 2016, 09:19:22 am »
Hello Hannah,

With a lot of interest I have been reading your profile. I am a 35-year old Belgian pilot and I am planning a trip for October for a 5 days to California. I know that you are busy, so I'd like to enquire well ahead of time if you'd be interested and/or available to join me; we would be flying in business class. My budget is 1500 pounds and all expenses paid. I have also made a reverse booking (please see a copy at the bottom).

You are such a stunning girl and I really want to meet you and perhaps you would be interested in joining me in October.
From August I will be flying a lot to the UK (I am an airline captain) and I will be a few days in the UK in August, and perhaps we could meet up to see if we match.
Sexually, I love facials but also owo, cim, reverse oral, of course protected sex and some role-play. I want us both to have fun.

Hopefully we can meet each other next month.

Have a great evening!


Sweet kiss,

Davy

Yes, he's read it so well he missed the fact I don't do overnights, travel or go on holiday with clients.

I'm pretty sure he contacted me a year or so ago.

Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9562 on: 05 July 2016, 10:35:08 am »
Received on AW at 3:30am from someone who's profile says they are 46:

What you up to? I wanna my mom watch me sucking cock haha I'll share the cum to the mommy's white trash mouth wile we pee your golden shower on our pussy holes xx

 ??? ??? ???

X-Annie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9563 on: 05 July 2016, 07:13:40 pm »
*Profile - Curvy size 14 * (Its quite clear I'm fat from my unedited pictures lol)

Guy comes into private on cam..

GUY - Hey sexy you around this eve?
Me- Yes, sure.. Email me for my number.
GUY - Your a bit fatter than I normally like but I'd still pay you ?20 just for a quick blowjob?

KICK  :)

I give up!  :D :) :D :)

Tinkerbell

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9564 on: 05 July 2016, 07:39:05 pm »
Got this bollox today....

hun

would you like to visit athens in greece ?

i live in athens and work as an expat, british citizen, renting a nice 4 bed furnished house in upscale northern athens

will cover all expenses flights restaurants accomodation local travel etc etc such that this is an all expenses covered relaxing break for you but NO other costs hun

if you like it first time then maybe we can make it a regular affair. if you nice and you like me as well then you may move in with me permanently if you want

if interested whatsapp me on my uk number (he gives a number) or may be even better we speak on facetime / skype. you can whatsapp me anytime and can also see my profile display pic on whatsapp. at some stage we must chat on skype or facetime if you are serious else there is not much point. my skype is: viki.19822

am 35 year old, male, live alone here in athens as family back in london, soft spoken, nice, educated, i keep in shape, always use condom etc. during your stay we may or may not have sex, for example when a girl last visited me we did not have sex but still had cuddles and kisses

you should be clean, free from drugs, trustworthy etc

It's very decent to tell me I can move in with him permanently if we like each other. Now if any of you girls tell me you've had this and this is not an exclusive offer to me, I will be heartbroken.

losthope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9565 on: 06 July 2016, 09:42:43 am »
Did you get this today? I had pretty much the same message a few months ago along with a few other ladies in Newcastle and we reported him to the admin of the site. As much as I don't want reviews, fake ones interest me even less!


Yep got that today, Im in Leeds. I agree why would I want a fake review?? and to be honest, the kind of guys that visit those sites I don't want visiting me anyway! I just blocked him

This is so wrong, just confirms that any tom dick or harry can write reviews.

BJC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9566 on: 06 July 2016, 12:01:48 pm »
Got this bollox today....

hun

would you like to visit athens in greece ?

i live in athens and work as an expat, british citizen, renting a nice 4 bed furnished house in upscale northern athens

will cover all expenses flights restaurants accomodation local travel etc etc such that this is an all expenses covered relaxing break for you but NO other costs hun

if you like it first time then maybe we can make it a regular affair. if you nice and you like me as well then you may move in with me permanently if you want

if interested whatsapp me on my uk number (he gives a number) or may be even better we speak on facetime / skype. you can whatsapp me anytime and can also see my profile display pic on whatsapp. at some stage we must chat on skype or facetime if you are serious else there is not much point. my skype is: viki.19822

am 35 year old, male, live alone here in athens as family back in london, soft spoken, nice, educated, i keep in shape, always use condom etc. during your stay we may or may not have sex, for example when a girl last visited me we did not have sex but still had cuddles and kisses

you should be clean, free from drugs, trustworthy etc

It's very decent to tell me I can move in with him permanently if we like each other. Now if any of you girls tell me you've had this and this is not an exclusive offer to me, I will be heartbroken.

Oh. And I thought I was the only one who received such an amazing offer... I got the exact same copy and paste over a year ago. I don't understand why they think a week holiday with a total stranger with no pay would appeal to anyone in this industry, I'm lucky enough to earn enough to be able to go on holiday when and where (within reason!) I want with who I want rather than with an obnoxious, entitled sounding guy.
Then again, I've noticed a few reverse bids for holidays abroad with expenses paid but no fee offered, and they almost always have quite a few bids so I guess it must appeal to some!
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9567 on: 07 July 2016, 02:00:23 am »

Would you be interested in being a couple and advertising for threesomes separate to our individual profile page? We can charge ?250 an hour and go 50/50. Xx

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9568 on: 07 July 2016, 10:30:43 am »
Would you be interested in being a couple and advertising for threesomes separate to our individual profile page? We can charge ?250 an hour and go 50/50. Xx

They just don't get it do they? I can't see anyone paying double for a couple, the ones I know charge an extra 20 or something like that. I was having a discussion like this with a (very wealthy 'posh')  elderly client (he's in his 80's) he was saying that there are male escorts, I told him its very rare and that men usually pay women and men pay men but women don't pay for sex. He was adamant that it exists and that older rich women book males, so I just said ok probably a super fit model type young guy might get a few bookings in London or somewhere like that, his reply in all seriousness was "Well whats the difference between me and a young fit guy?" I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I just said well nothing really   ::) :FF The deluded idiot has probably gone through his whole life thinking he's something special because NOBODY has ever told him he's just an old fool lol

TrifleLover

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9569 on: 07 July 2016, 12:22:52 pm »
Got this bollox today....

hun

would you like to visit athens in greece ?

i live in athens and work as an expat, british citizen, renting a nice 4 bed furnished house in upscale northern athens

will cover all expenses flights restaurants accomodation local travel etc etc such that this is an all expenses covered relaxing break for you but NO other costs hun

if you like it first time then maybe we can make it a regular affair. if you nice and you like me as well then you may move in with me permanently if you want

if interested whatsapp me on my uk number (he gives a number) or may be even better we speak on facetime / skype. you can whatsapp me anytime and can also see my profile display pic on whatsapp. at some stage we must chat on skype or facetime if you are serious else there is not much point. my skype is: viki.19822

am 35 year old, male, live alone here in athens as family back in london, soft spoken, nice, educated, i keep in shape, always use condom etc. during your stay we may or may not have sex, for example when a girl last visited me we did not have sex but still had cuddles and kisses

you should be clean, free from drugs, trustworthy etc

It's very decent to tell me I can move in with him permanently if we like each other. Now if any of you girls tell me you've had this and this is not an exclusive offer to me, I will be heartbroken.

I've had this guy email me a few times, as well as a few of my friends. xx