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Ive seen this guy once before. The following is a text conversation he had with himself after I ignored his feeble attempts to get a discount...
"Hi, I saw you last week and I'd love to see you today, unfortunately I can't afford half an hour today"
I suggested a 15 min booking.
"I really want half an hour though"
Politely informed him that I don't do discounts, and if he's not happy with a shorter booking then he'd be better waiting until he could afford my half hour rate.
"I'm gonna try and get the extra cash together, will get back to you"
"Unless I can pay you the outstanding the next time I see you?"
"Of course I'd name sure you'd enjoy it too to compensate..."
"Please babe? Surely you can let me off ?30 til next week? I work really hard for my money and you earn loads more loads quicker so I'd appreciate a favour"
"Look I wouldn't normally ask but I really felt a connection between us when we met and I really want to see you again"
"Please Hun this isn't fair to have me all worked up over a few Quid when you earn so much, ?30 must be nothing to you on the scale of things"
"Hello?"

And so on. What an idiot. It's the principle more than ?30. He seemed totally fine the one and only time I've seen him, not the type to try and get his second booking for pretty much half price. Gotta give him marks for persistence though...

A guy I've seen a couple of times before texts me at some stupid hour wanting a 15 minute booking (which I don't do) and a car meet (which I don't do) at a time I wasn't available. So anyway after a few back and forth messages explaining this I'd had enough and text him saying, "in the words of Simon Cowell, its a no from me".
He then responds with "in the words of Louis Walsh you took that and made it your own". Hahaha I laughed for a good hour or so at that.

Me: "Hello."

Them: "Can you come down?"

Me: "No, I don't do outcalls. Didn't you read my advert?"

Them: "No, but we've got a jacuzzi."

Me: "I don't do outcalls."

Them: "But we're special." ("We're?" So there's more than one person there....I don't cater for multiple people either."

Me: "I don't care, I've got my own jacuzzi. Bye."

  A Great observation.  I do believe that the vast majority of these men do drink a lot.  They get horny.   Does booze make men horny?   Could they get it up? is another question. 

I've got a guy in touch right now who I've met twice since March with no real problems apart from the fact he often tries to make bookings by getting in touch at 4 in the morning via every site I'm on, text and email, expecting a reply. But today he keeps asking me who I am, claiming he's never done this before and asking questions I've already answered - definitely seems drunk!

"2 men want to meet you, you got 2 girls tonight? We pay good."

Apparently I run a brothel now. Who knew!

I've had this sort of thing too a few times I don't know what it is. I had one guy call me recently and asked a bunch of questions about booking then said he'd like to book this day at this time, fine good can you confirm by this time on the day you are still coming. Then he asks "Will it be you? Or can you give me a different girl?" "Um no it's just me"  "Ah everyone else is booked?"  "No it's just me"  "How many girls do you have?"  "Just me...My website is for me I'm independent"  "Oh I thought this was an agency..."  "Oh well. Did you want the booking?"  "No thanks you're not really my type...Do you have an agency I can call?"

I've had this sort of thing too a few times I don't know what it is.

Drink killed intelligence?   

Oh yes often when I can't do the booking I've had "Who else is working in Sheffield today?" I usually just tell them to look on adultwork.com 

Oh I get this a lot - and do the same! I had someone ask me yesterday if I knew any reliable girls in the city that's just a 10-15 min drive from my incall flat, I've never met him before, how does he know if I'm reliable!