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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9480 on: 17 June 2016, 06:28:04 am »
Asking me what I *don't * do does my head in. If it's not mentioned as a service in my advertising, I don't do it.

Yesterday I got an email asking me for an hour booking. "I don't even want to get my cock out. I just want a lot of passionate French kissing and to finger your pussy and arse. Does that sound like fun?"

No. That sounds like the opposite of fun.

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9481 on: 17 June 2016, 03:59:12 pm »
Strong Irish accent:

"Hi lovely do you see travellers?"

Me: "Yes course I do"

Him "Do you do anal?"

Me: "No sorry"

Him: "Will you use a strap n on me?"

Me: "Yes course I will"

Him "Have you got parking for my truck?"

Me: "Yes as long its not too big?"

Him "Its a transit van"

Me: "Yes that's fine"

Booking arranged for an hour at 3.30...He then does a no show  :FF

Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9482 on: 17 June 2016, 04:29:36 pm »
Phone rings:
Do you do anal?
[Hello to you, too...] No.
Will you do it without protection?
No!
How much is half an hour?

Give me strength.
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9483 on: 17 June 2016, 05:28:03 pm »
Well my 3.30 no show rang at 4.45  ???


The chances of me ever even speaking to him let alone accepting a booking are nil, the twat.


I wouldn't have minded if he had let me know he was going to be late, but more annoyed because I've been trying to get out to the shop to buy a top up for my phone number on aw and couldn't because I waited for him.
« Last Edit: 17 June 2016, 05:38:11 pm by katrina »

Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9484 on: 17 June 2016, 06:49:13 pm »
Phone rings:
Do you do anal?
[Hello to you, too...] No.
Will you do it without protection?
No!
How much is half an hour?

Give me strength.
Well my 3.30 no show rang at 4.45  ???


The chances of me ever even speaking to him let alone accepting a booking are nil, the twat.


I wouldn't have minded if he had let me know he was going to be late, but more annoyed because I've been trying to get out to the shop to buy a top up for my phone number on aw and couldn't because I waited for him.

Do people still use credit phones? Lol I get unlimited calls and texts to any number for about ?45 a month and that's including the latest iPhone xx

Irishminx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9485 on: 17 June 2016, 07:19:49 pm »
Received on AW 5 mins ago "would u visit me in xx (location)

I replied I'm sorry I need notice for outcalls (and I'm half way across the country from location)

Message back but I'm looking for 2 hrs outcall

I Google distance it's a 6hr round trip, so yeah I'm gonna take 8 hrs out of my day for a 2hr booking  :FF

Rosie13

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9486 on: 17 June 2016, 07:24:22 pm »
I do for both personal and work. I rarely use my phone except for work so I'm not fussed about the model and don't spend more than ?10 a month for my personal phone and my work phone can see ?10 last two/three months. I was tired of paying for my contract every month and not really making use of it. It suits me not to have one but I guess it depends how you use it.

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9487 on: 17 June 2016, 07:55:57 pm »
I do for both personal and work. I rarely use my phone except for work so I'm not fussed about the model and don't spend more than ?10 a month for my personal phone and my work phone can see ?10 last two/three months. I was tired of paying for my contract every month and not really making use of it. It suits me not to have one but I guess it depends how you use it.

So do I, at least for work :). I don't use my work phone to make calls and I get triple credit plus a load of free texts when I top up, so sticking 15 quid on it usually lasts me about six weeks. I only bother with the contract one because it's cheap at about 12 quid a month, and I use the data a lot.

Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9488 on: 17 June 2016, 08:10:08 pm »
I do for both personal and work. I rarely use my phone except for work so I'm not fussed about the model and don't spend more than ?10 a month for my personal phone and my work phone can see ?10 last two/three months. I was tired of paying for my contract every month and not really making use of it. It suits me not to have one but I guess it depends how you use it.

I have lots of regular clients that like to send texts where we're on "friends" terms so I definitely need lots of texts, I rarely use my phone to make calls but at least I know it's available whenever I need it and I personally feel that a good smart phone is an essential tool for this job with lots of memory space, blocking facility etc etc etc.

Each to their own though, what works for one of us won't work for another.

xx

BlaqHarlot

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9489 on: 17 June 2016, 08:14:38 pm »
Received a funny one this afternoon "Hi sexy bb can I stick my jumbo hotdog in your bun when u free xxx" I literally laughed out loud, it did make me giggle, but no thanks! Hahaha

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9490 on: 17 June 2016, 08:20:52 pm »


Do people still use credit phones? Lol I get unlimited calls and texts to any number for about ?45 a month and that's including the latest iPhone xx
Yes I use payg phones for work, due to having a few stalkers early on I didn't want my numbers registered to my home address in any way. I have an iPhone for personal use on a contract but even then I never use it all but end up getting extra charges somehow put on, so I'm planning on ending that too when it expires next month,  I hardly ever have long phone conversations even with family and friends,  I prefer to talk in person or use WhatsApp.


The reason I needed to go to the shop earlier today was because my phone number wasn't showing due to my credits running out (I mostly rely on private gallery sales to pay for that, and needed to top it up with credits, so the consequences of waiting for my 3.30 made me unavailable for any other potential clients, if you see what I mean  :)

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9491 on: 17 June 2016, 08:21:22 pm »
I personally feel that a good smart phone is an essential tool for this job with lots of memory space, blocking facility etc

I'd definitely agree with that, although whether I'd include an iphone in that is debatable. If you've found a way to block numbers with one then that's some progress at least though, as I'm pretty sure they didn't used to do it.

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9492 on: 17 June 2016, 08:24:45 pm »
I personally feel that a good smart phone is an essential tool for this job with lots of memory space, blocking facility etc

I'd definitely agree with that, although whether I'd include an iphone in that is debatable. If you've found a way to block numbers with one then that's some progress at least though, as I'm pretty sure they didn't used to do it.


I've always been given the impression that using an iPhone for escorting not a good idea due to privacy issues?

Rosie13

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9493 on: 17 June 2016, 08:27:31 pm »
I personally feel that a good smart phone is an essential tool for this job with lots of memory space, blocking facility etc

I'd definitely agree with that, although whether I'd include an iphone in that is debatable. If you've found a way to block numbers with one then that's some progress at least though, as I'm pretty sure they didn't used to do it.

Both my phones are Microsoft Windows phones, the older model I use for personal use as doesn't have the blocking facility but the newer ones do. I'm almost always connected to wifi and have my iPad & laptop but I'm certain without one or the other I'd likely invest in a better phone and a contract again but this works for me at the min.

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9494 on: 17 June 2016, 08:31:27 pm »
Received on AW 5 mins ago "would u visit me in xx (location)

I replied I'm sorry I need notice for outcalls (and I'm half way across the country from location)

Message back but I'm looking for 2 hrs outcall

I Google distance it's a 6hr round trip, so yeah I'm gonna take 8 hrs out of my day for a 2hr booking  :FF


You could always jump in your helicopter, I mean he is SO important (the silly twit lol)