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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9450 on: 13 June 2016, 02:20:34 pm »
Quote from: Kendra on 13 June 2016, 02:10:51 pm
Quote from: katrina on 13 June 2016, 02:07:54 pm
Quote from: Kendra on 13 June 2016, 01:37:10 pm


His email had him telling me he was new to the whole scene and wasn't sure how to go about things, I just responded with changing his username from a cannibalistic murderer would be a good start.

xx


Lets see if he takes your advice and changes it...I find a lot use the excuse of 'being new to all this' just so they can behave like twats.
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BJC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9451 on: 13 June 2016, 04:56:25 pm »
I'll always remember one of my first outcall bookings, the guy paid and left me alone for a couple of minutes in his lounge whilst he went to the bathroom. He had a bookshelf full of books and I read a lot so I went to have a nosy at his books. 3 out of 5 shelves was full of books about famous serial killers and murder case books. Started to feel very uneasy. He came back and turned out to be a fantastic client and still a regular to this day, and we often have a laugh about the first meet where he walked in to the lounge to see me frozen in horror in front of the bookcase!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9452 on: 13 June 2016, 05:36:04 pm »
I've never heard of Sawney Bean so wouldn't have clocked anything about his username.
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9453 on: 13 June 2016, 05:38:04 pm »
Just had this amazing email, I can't WAIT to meet this scammer totally genuine client.

AM MARK FROM UK,YOU CAN REACH ME
(+4470319065** ) I WILL NEED YOU
ON MY VACATION TOUR TO AFRICA BY NEXT MONTH  AND I WILL BE THERE
FOR 8DAYS, I WILL NEED YOU TO ESCORT ME TO AFRICA IN NIGERIA.I JUST
CHECK YOUR ADS OUT AND FOUND YOU SO COOL AND DECIDED PICK YOU .PLEASE
MAIL ME BACK IF YOU WANT TO GO WITH ME. I AM READY TO OFFER YOU A GOOD
SUM. HOPE 1,500 POUNDS PER DAY FOR ONE WEEK (8DAYS) IS OK. AND AN
UPFRONT WILL BE PAID TO YOU EVEN BEFORE YOU LEAVE YOUR STATE.ALL
NECESSARY DOCUMENT WILL BE ARRANGED BY ME SO FEEL FREE TO GET BACK TO
ME ASAP. LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING BACK FROM YOU. PLEASE GET BACK TO ME
ONLY IF YOU ARE WILLING TO GO WITH ME . PLEASE DO GET BACK TO ME ASAP
BECAUSE OF OTHER THINGS AT HAND BECAUSE AM ALWAYS BUSY.LOL  JUST MAIL
ME BACK OKAY

So Africa is in Nigeria now? Good to know  ;D
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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9454 on: 13 June 2016, 06:18:50 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 13 June 2016, 05:36:04 pm
I've never heard of Sawney Bean so wouldn't have clocked anything about his username.

Google it, creepy story of a Scottish guy in the 15th century that lived in a cave with his wife, had loads of kids who also had loads of kids though incest (fucked up family) that murdered and ate about 1000 people.

It's not clear whether it really happened or not but either way, it's a creepy tale and I wouldn't wanna meet anyone that chose that of all names as a username.

xx 
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9455 on: 13 June 2016, 07:56:26 pm »
A 'female' has been texting me since last week asking if I see women on their own, I've ignored as got a feeling its a bloke being an idiot. Eventually I replied saying no sorry I don't. 'She' then said "Ok sorry to disturb you xx" I replied "No probs". Then 'she' texts again saying "Its a shame would have given you something to remember for a very long time lol xxx" So I said "What like?" 'She' replied !Would have given you an evening to remember and pleasure like no other xx"  ???

Right, so I'm really missing out here  ::) If I wanted to have such an amazing evening of pleasure with a woman surely I would just take myself off to a gay/lesbian club and CHOOSE someone who I really fancy!!!! Any genuine woman would realise that so the stupid idiot gave himself away, so mant bloody morons around lately   ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9456 on: 13 June 2016, 08:20:53 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 13 June 2016, 07:56:26 pm
A 'female' has been texting me since last week asking if I see women on their own, I've ignored as got a feeling its a bloke being an idiot. Eventually I replied saying no sorry I don't. 'She' then said "Ok sorry to disturb you xx" I replied "No probs". Then 'she' texts again saying "Its a shame would have given you something to remember for a very long time lol xxx" So I said "What like?" 'She' replied !Would have given you an evening to remember and pleasure like no other xx"  ???

Right, so I'm really missing out here  ::) If I wanted to have such an amazing evening of pleasure with a woman surely I would just take myself off to a gay/lesbian club and CHOOSE someone who I really fancy!!!! Any genuine woman would realise that so the stupid idiot gave himself away, so mant bloody morons around lately   ::)

I think the same "woman" contacted me on WhatsApp  :FF
It's a bloke obviously
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9457 on: 13 June 2016, 09:11:15 pm »
Quote from: Kendra on 13 June 2016, 06:18:50 pm
Google it, creepy story of a Scottish guy in the 15th century that lived in a cave with his wife, had loads of kids who also had loads of kids though incest (fucked up family) that murdered and ate about 1000 people.

It's not clear whether it really happened or not but either way, it's a creepy tale and I wouldn't wanna meet anyone that chose that of all names as a username.

God, me neither. In what universe must that have a seemed like a good idea?

I can see how people from outside Scotland maybe wouldn't be familiar with the story, but for their benefit it would be a bit like getting an email from somebody calling themselves Fred West, or Dennis Nilsen, or something.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9458 on: 13 June 2016, 11:47:46 pm »
Quote from: Kendra on 13 June 2016, 06:18:50 pm
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 13 June 2016, 05:36:04 pm
I've never heard of Sawney Bean so wouldn't have clocked anything about his username.

Google it, creepy story of a Scottish guy in the 15th century that lived in a cave with his wife, had loads of kids who also had loads of kids though incest (fucked up family) that murdered and ate about 1000 people.

It's not clear whether it really happened or not but either way, it's a creepy tale and I wouldn't wanna meet anyone that chose that of all names as a username.

xx

My god that makes even our most annoying clients sound like saints!  :)
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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9459 on: 14 June 2016, 12:02:05 am »
Quote from: Jill on 13 June 2016, 11:47:46 pm
Quote from: Kendra on 13 June 2016, 06:18:50 pm
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 13 June 2016, 05:36:04 pm
I've never heard of Sawney Bean so wouldn't have clocked anything about his username.

Google it, creepy story of a Scottish guy in the 15th century that lived in a cave with his wife, had loads of kids who also had loads of kids though incest (fucked up family) that murdered and ate about 1000 people.

It's not clear whether it really happened or not but either way, it's a creepy tale and I wouldn't wanna meet anyone that chose that of all names as a username.

xx

My god that makes even our most annoying clients sound like saints!  :)

Yeah that horrible scary movie Hills Have Eyes was based on the Sawney Bean story x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9460 on: 14 June 2016, 02:41:34 am »
Quote from: BJC on 13 June 2016, 04:56:25 pm
I'll always remember one of my first outcall bookings, the guy paid and left me alone for a couple of minutes in his lounge whilst he went to the bathroom. He had a bookshelf full of books and I read a lot so I went to have a nosy at his books. 3 out of 5 shelves was full of books about famous serial killers and murder case books. Started to feel very uneasy. He came back and turned out to be a fantastic client and still a regular to this day, and we often have a laugh about the first meet where he walked in to the lounge to see me frozen in horror in front of the bookcase!

I've got to giggle at the serial killer thing. My two pets are named after a fictional cannibal and a serial killing clown. I never usually mention having them as I keep them in another room but I've taken a few bookings from a new client recently and during a booking he heard a noise that I had to explain it...the look on his face was priceless when I mentioned their names. Thankfully, he's spent enough time with me to know I'm a delight and he's met the boys too and no longer fears for his safety  ;D
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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9461 on: 15 June 2016, 08:42:43 am »
Phone calls & texts from someone wanting an outcall at 6.30am this morning  ::)

I don't work 24 hours or do outcalls.

He then sends me a text asking my name  ::)

Moron alert!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9462 on: 15 June 2016, 09:37:59 am »
Quote from: Lolapops on 14 June 2016, 02:41:34 am
My two pets are named after a fictional cannibal and a serial killing clown.

Are your critters literally called Hannibal Lecter and Wayne Gacy, full name and all? That's actually pretty hilarious. ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9463 on: 15 June 2016, 12:33:40 pm »
I had a booking request from Ted Bundy on AW  :FF ;D
Meeting didn't happen  ;)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9464 on: 15 June 2016, 05:29:57 pm »
I got one from the Gladstone Screwer. It sounds awful doesn't it. I know it's not the name of a serial killer (as I googled it haha) but it still sounds frightening to me the wuss that I am.
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