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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9435 on: 11 June 2016, 03:20:43 pm »
Texts off someone trying to tempt me into a 15 minute quickie, he has no idea of the price or services 'because his internet is low' whatever that means  ??? How could I resist when he then said he's 21 and really super hot hot hot!!

I politely declined no and no.  ::)
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TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9436 on: 11 June 2016, 03:54:58 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 11 June 2016, 02:06:23 pm
I think the next person who gets contacted by him should ask him if he realises just how knob headed that request is.

I'm sure he already knows that he's just an idiot who has far as I can tell has been spamming this stuff to escorts for some time now. Just another fruitloop who apparently has nothing else to do in their spare time
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strawberryjam

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9437 on: 11 June 2016, 08:09:55 pm »
Quote from: Lone-Wolf on 11 June 2016, 01:41:25 pm
Got this text:

Hi im Peter I know this sounds silly but could you sell me to a Chinese takeaway and keep the money you get for me please.


Silly, Peter?  Really.. Ya THINK?!  :o

Haha I had a lovely text from him  ;D :FF
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Miss Bentley

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9438 on: 11 June 2016, 08:29:25 pm »
Omg I get that every few months.. I actually spoke to him one time and he was insistent!! Totally and utterly nuts!
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cherryfcuk

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9439 on: 11 June 2016, 09:24:47 pm »
Quote from: Miss Bentley on 11 June 2016, 08:29:25 pm
Omg I get that every few months.. I actually spoke to him one time and he was insistent!! Totally and utterly nuts!

He sounds like bad meat anyway
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strawberryjam

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9440 on: 11 June 2016, 09:30:31 pm »
Quote from: Miss Bentley on 11 June 2016, 08:29:25 pm
Omg I get that every few months.. I actually spoke to him one time and he was insistent!! Totally and utterly nuts!

I'm not surprised lol !  :FF
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Riverprice

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9441 on: 11 June 2016, 11:44:49 pm »
tells me he misses me an wants to book but then after a few emails, asks to be reminded who i am..... cheers mate
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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9442 on: 12 June 2016, 12:28:14 am »
Just switched my phone on and this text came through....

Hi baby, I want to fuck you now for 30 minutes. What's your address?

Hate being called baby.
Hate being contacted via text from strangers.
He wants to meet on my day off.
He wants to meet now when I don't take any bookings without prior notice.
He wants a 30 minute booking which I don't do.
And he wants my address when he doesn't have a booking with me and thinks I will just send him my address after he sends me such a stupid and crude message.

Who woulda thought that such a small message could be so wrong in every way.

Either it's a deliberate winde up looking for a reaction (which he won't get) or there are even more deranged people out there than I thought  ::)
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9443 on: 13 June 2016, 10:23:47 am »
Text: "Hi am I speaking to Katrina? Am Scott would you let me and my friend fck u in your ass at same time?

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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9444 on: 13 June 2016, 10:37:15 am »
And another starting off texting he wants watersports, I've told him that's fine, now he wants to pay extra for me to fart!

 
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9445 on: 13 June 2016, 01:04:52 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 13 June 2016, 10:37:15 am
And another starting off texting he wants watersports, I've told him that's fine, now he wants to pay extra for me to fart!

It would be awesome to get paid every time I peed or farted.
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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9446 on: 13 June 2016, 01:37:10 pm »
I've just had an email from a client, totally polite email but his username is Sawney Bean  ???

He names himself after a fucking cannibalistic mass murderer when contacting an escort about meeting with her in private.  :-[

No, no thanks.

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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9447 on: 13 June 2016, 01:59:07 pm »
Quote from: Fabulassie on 13 June 2016, 01:04:52 pm
Quote from: katrina on 13 June 2016, 10:37:15 am
And another starting off texting he wants watersports, I've told him that's fine, now he wants to pay extra for me to fart!

It would be awesome to get paid every time I peed or farted.


Yes I don't mind weeing on people for no charge extra because its something I need to do anyway  ;D


I replied to him saying sorry I can't fart on demand, he said "I'll pay a lot" So I said "Ok send me a ?40 vodafone top as a deposit to prove you're not a timewaster then bring ?200 with you for one hours booking"  He replied "Lol I'm not a timewaster meet me later" ty"  ::)
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9448 on: 13 June 2016, 02:07:54 pm »
Quote from: Kendra on 13 June 2016, 01:37:10 pm
I've just had an email from a client, totally polite email but his username is Sawney Bean  ???

He names himself after a fucking cannibalistic mass murderer when contacting an escort about meeting with her in private.  :-[

No, no thanks.


I think guys who make idiotic names like that for themselves do it as a little power trip because they want to think of us as frightened desperate little women  ::)  I'd humour him and say something like ooh yes I think we will suit each other because I have a bit of a biting fetish but I promise not to completely bite off your nipples and cock as long as you behave yourself  ;D
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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9449 on: 13 June 2016, 02:10:51 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 13 June 2016, 02:07:54 pm
Quote from: Kendra on 13 June 2016, 01:37:10 pm
I've just had an email from a client, totally polite email but his username is Sawney Bean  ???

He names himself after a fucking cannibalistic mass murderer when contacting an escort about meeting with her in private.  :-[

No, no thanks.


I think guys who make idiotic names like that for themselves do it as a little power trip because they want to think of us as frightened desperate little women  ::)  I'd humour him and say something like ooh yes I think we will suit each other because I have a bit of a biting fetish but I promise not to completely bite off your nipples and cock as long as you behave yourself  ;D

His email had him telling me he was new to the whole scene and wasn't sure how to go about things, I just responded with changing his username from a cannibalistic murderer would be a good start.

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