Would you take me hostage as a maid and u can have my 10"to play with. Martin.

I had someone called Martin who kept asking me to do different hostage/domination scenarios - I wonder if it's the same one!

Here are some of the messages from hostage Martin from 2014 and 2015:

Would u tie me up. Martin
Would u tie me up and service me? Martin
Would u tie me up and take me hostage on ur bed. Martin
I am up 4 grabs if u hold me hostage. Got lots of money. Martina
R u up to keep me hostage? Martin
Would u take me hostage. Martin
Would u tie me up as a hostage. Martin
Would u take me hostage as a maid. Martin

I sent a reply once: Hi Martin, please stop send me texts about taking you hostage. It's not a service I offer or ever will offer. Pease find someone else who does offer the services you are looking for.

3 weeks later: Would u tie me up as a hostage. Martin (I think he must have been blocked after that as I don't see any other messages from him!)

Ah yes I've Martin too.I even had him ring me.He wanted to be tied up in a wedding dress.I even half heartedly booked him in and sure enough he didn't show up saying he got lost.He still texts now with all the 'Would you take me hostage' bollocks.He must just text wgs up and down the country.Sad twat.

"Hi, it's Martin, that might sounds silly, but would you mind selling me to a Chinese takeaway?  "

WTF 

Someone else posted that a few pages back lol. I can't get my head round that one at all 

Martin really needs to get a life doesn't he. Spends all day spamming escorts with these messages. Amusingly anybody I've ever dealt with who gave that name was a strange guy maybe they are all the same one. Had a guy called Martin call me once who sounded  kind of drunk talking about weird things while playing opera music in the background. I can't remember exactly what was said other than it didn't make much sense and he was droning on asking questions.

The opera music in the back ground sounds a bit like Hannibal Lecktor 

Hi hannah

I love your look and would love to come see you if at all possible. I have some naughty fantasies I was wondering if you could help?

I would love it if you were dressed in pvc. I would love to run my hands over you as we kiss and feel the heat of your body through the smooth warmth of the pvc as it clings to your curves .

If you don't have any pvc I have some I can bring . xx

I would love to kiss you all over then lick you and tease you till I can taste your creamy juices on my tongue as you cum.

Then I would work my way up your body kissing and caressing you until you could feel the tip of my bare cock kissing the lips of your wet sumptuous pussy as I ease deep into you and work my cock deep inside your warm wet body making me ache to cum deep in you and feel your juices running down the shaft of my stiff cock xx.

Do you think you would like to meet? xxx

Hmmm...I don't take clothing requests and even if I did, pvc in this weather? No thanks. Think I'll pass on the bareback too!

Hi hannah

I love your look and would love to come see you if at all possible. I have some naughty fantasies I was wondering if you could help?

I would love it if you were dressed in pvc. I would love to run my hands over you as we kiss and feel the heat of your body through the smooth warmth of the pvc as it clings to your curves .

If you don't have any pvc I have some I can bring . xx

I would love to kiss you all over then lick you and tease you till I can taste your creamy juices on my tongue as you cum.

Then I would work my way up your body kissing and caressing you until you could feel the tip of my bare cock kissing the lips of your wet sumptuous pussy as I ease deep into you and work my cock deep inside your warm wet body making me ache to cum deep in you and feel your juices running down the shaft of my stiff cock xx.

Do you think you would like to meet? xxx

Hmmm...I don't take clothing requests and even if I did, pvc in this weather? No thanks. Think I'll pass on the bareback too!

Lol, clothing requests and "I will make you cum", it never stops to amuse me

yo jenni am destined 2 fuk u

Oooh. Winner. I bet you chased down the street after him shouting: "I HAVE LOADZ OF BABEZ WANTING UR BDY AFTER I IZ DUN WIV IT!!!"

"Hi, it's Martin, that might sounds silly, but would you mind selling me to a Chinese takeaway?  "

WTF 

This one is bonkers, cracked me up