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strawberryjam

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9360 on: 02 June 2016, 12:10:36 am »
texts

baby r u avai
wud love 2 c u my baby

I'm not their baby or darling ffs  :FF
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Rosie13

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9361 on: 02 June 2016, 12:35:15 am »
Had a caller this evening but the signal was awful so resorted to text. As he told me more about himself, he asked for an outcall. Due to distance and me not driving, I explained I couldn't make it at such short notice. The response? "Aw gutter, man! I can only have an outcall tonight as my parents are out! LOOOLZ!" Because that'll sell it to me!  :FF
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Blonde Floozie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9362 on: 02 June 2016, 05:56:51 pm »
' Hi, I wondered if you were available today?'

'Yes, I am working today, how can I help you darling?'

'Can I piss and shit in your mouth?'

CLICK - and the call was ended. I'd just bought a fucking kebab as well. That'll teach me to answer the phone when i'm about to eat!!
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Rosie13

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9363 on: 02 June 2016, 06:26:26 pm »
"Hi there I'm parked up near Kelvingrove grove park wots yr postcode plz"

Sure no bother, pal. I'll dish that out for you...
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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9364 on: 02 June 2016, 07:20:51 pm »
Quote from: Lolapops on 02 June 2016, 06:26:26 pm
"Hi there I'm parked up near Kelvingrove grove park wots yr postcode plz"

Sure no bother, pal. I'll dish that out for you...

I hate it when I get that, I either get texts or phone calls saying what's your address? Uuuuuum I'm not telling you because you don't have an appointment with me.

I think lots of men think they can just show up like its a brothel or something not taking into consideration that it's our own homes and they can't just turn up when they like.
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Rosie13

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9365 on: 02 June 2016, 08:02:22 pm »
Quote from: Kendra on 02 June 2016, 07:20:51 pm
Quote from: Lolapops on 02 June 2016, 06:26:26 pm
"Hi there I'm parked up near Kelvingrove grove park wots yr postcode plz"

Sure no bother, pal. I'll dish that out for you...

I hate it when I get that, I either get texts or phone calls saying what's your address? Uuuuuum I'm not telling you because you don't have an appointment with me.

I think lots of men think they can just show up like its a brothel or something not taking into consideration that it's our own homes and they can't just turn up when they like.

I didn't even bother to tell him that's not how it works. That pretty much sums up my day today. Had my first no show and I've a feeling I'm in for a second... :FF
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9366 on: 02 June 2016, 11:12:36 pm »
Quote from: Kendra on 02 June 2016, 07:20:51 pm
Quote from: Lolapops on 02 June 2016, 06:26:26 pm
"Hi there I'm parked up near Kelvingrove grove park wots yr postcode plz"

Sure no bother, pal. I'll dish that out for you...

I hate it when I get that, I either get texts or phone calls saying what's your address? Uuuuuum I'm not telling you because you don't have an appointment with me.

I think lots of men think they can just show up like its a brothel or something not taking into consideration that it's our own homes and they can't just turn up when they like.


I'm not quite sure if due to the large amount and varying profiles on aw that they genuinely get confused as to how to book or they're just acting dumb or genuinely are thick as planks  ??? ::)
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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9367 on: 02 June 2016, 11:25:08 pm »
Quote from: Lolapops on 02 June 2016, 08:02:22 pm
Quote from: Kendra on 02 June 2016, 07:20:51 pm
Quote from: Lolapops on 02 June 2016, 06:26:26 pm
"Hi there I'm parked up near Kelvingrove grove park wots yr postcode plz"

Sure no bother, pal. I'll dish that out for you...

I hate it when I get that, I either get texts or phone calls saying what's your address? Uuuuuum I'm not telling you because you don't have an appointment with me.

I think lots of men think they can just show up like its a brothel or something not taking into consideration that it's our own homes and they can't just turn up when they like.

I didn't even bother to tell him that's not how it works. That pretty much sums up my day today. Had my first no show and I've a feeling I'm in for a second... :FF

Your first ever no show?  ::)
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strawberryjam

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9368 on: 02 June 2016, 11:29:06 pm »
Texts

U in (random hotel name)

I don't know if it's a question or he thinks I'm there
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Rosie13

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9369 on: 02 June 2016, 11:39:10 pm »
Yep. In two years I've never had one. Cancellations, yes but never had anyone miss a booking. That said, I had a feeling he might flake on me so not overly fussed. Mostly just all the idiots texting today...
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9370 on: 03 June 2016, 12:43:27 am »
From a guy who tried to ring at half past midnight and then just text:

"You are too much money for sex"

Was he going to say that to me as soon as I answered? Does he not know how to find people who charge less? Well, he's blocked now so I guess I'll never know!
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strawberryjam

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9371 on: 03 June 2016, 02:03:58 am »
I'm not sure if they genuinely think they would persuade us to charge less to their liking or they are just ride or a bit of both lol  :FF
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strawberryjam

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9372 on: 03 June 2016, 02:14:19 am »
"Hi,
I saw your profile on AdultWork.com and ...What's the difference from contacting you this way than using the site?
Matthew.  "

 :FF :FF
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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9373 on: 03 June 2016, 06:23:39 am »
Woke up to a text sent middle of the nite saying....

You available?

Then 2 minutes later, I get a ?

Followed by 7 missed calls.

Then I get a text saying you available tonight or will I phone back tomorrow?

Don't phone back EVER you fucking ignorant pest!! Seriously, thoughtless eejits like that really do irritate me.
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9374 on: 03 June 2016, 12:04:15 pm »
Text from someone who has been several times before:

"Hi Kat its (his name) You ok? I was planning to see you today but like an idiot I've left my bank card at home and no cash on me any chance I can sort it with you on Monday? Xxx"


He's certainly right about being an idiot  ::) Whats he think I am a buy now pay later loan company  :FF
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